Mark my fucking words…
An open message to the twit: You know who you are, and I know who you are.
Sop unless you’re hungry for a cyber-beating, I suggest you hed out to another message board.
Yer pal,
Satan
Call me stupid,
(ALL: “You’re stupid, Coldfire!”)
…but who is he, then?
Someone hiding under a new name? And old troll with a new identity?
Help me out here.
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
I’m sure you rememvered, this was in the “High I’m _____” thread.
I never got a response when I asked who he was in his previous incarnation.
I know he’s an asshole, but don’t waste too much of your good energy on him, Satan.
Voted “Most Popular Small Appliance” on the SDMB 1999
(ok, so I made it up!)
Chrome Toaster
…Sorry… the way that sentence split at the end of my last post made it seem that I was signing my post with the name “Satan”.
Let it be known that I made that post of my own volition. The Devil did not make me do it.
CT
Now, Satan, are you claiming that there is only one twit in the world which could (or would)
-post lots of imaginary drivel and claim that it was all facts that anyone could see?
-make claims that people who actually posted facts (with citations) were “making up” their information?
-take personal offense at neutral (or even partially supportive) comments on its position simply because they weren’t 100% regurgitations of its own posts?
-insist that anyone who disagreed with it was making personal attacks when it had posted the only insults on the thread?
-feel the need to order other posters to obey its rules when posting, as if it owned the thread?
-tend to post outright lies, then get mad when people fail to believe it?
-threaten to leave because it was not being appreciated or because the SDMB didn’t know how to conduct a discussion?
-come dangerously close to making personal threats (in response to imagined wrongs, of course)?
I’m sure there must be more than one of such idiots in the world.
(Besides, it did promise to stay in MPSIMS as it departed after the last time it sullied our fair cyber paths. Since the new one has already spread its coprophagous presence across GD and the Pit since it arrived, how could they possibly be the same? Oh! Yeah, it does “tend to post outright lies.”)
Tom~
My Theory:
Newton’s Apple was formerly Homer.
Reason:
In early December, I sent an email to Homer after he spewed some hateful, racist things and called himself a “Christian”. In it, I kindly suggested that he not claim Christianity if he was going to say and do hateful things that make people hate Christianity and disrespect Christians.
Last week, I got a reply from someone called “EVESTER”. It was a REPLY to my original note. Anyway it contained only an electronic greeting card and an executable file. McAffee found a virus called “NewtonsApple” on it. I don’t know what that virus does, as there was no description for it in any anti-virus definition file I have. I deleted it and deleted the note.
Whatever.
I’m no Nancy Drew, but I wondered about the coincidence…
as the Dark Lord wont reveal the new Identity of NA, lets start a book… quote your suggestions and a price and see if anyone will bite
J
“We should have as high a regard for the church so as to keep it out of as many things as possible”
Fluther Good -the Shadow of a Gunman.
Sean O’Casey
And things seemed to have toned down quite nicely here in the pit. I consider it a pretty happy go lucky week when the biggest to-do revolves around shopping carts and passing cars.
Oh well, as long as Newton has reappeared, might as well have a little fun with it. Please, oh please Satan, share with us the identity of said nimrod so we may openly and brazenly knock him down a peg or two.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Nimrod(n) - a mighty hunter. Is this what you really want to call the twit?
Thanks UncleVocabulary.
:rolleyes:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I don’t think Satan should spill the beans, yet. It will probably out itself when classes are over, this afternoon.
Tom~
Huh. Satan, I’ve never known you to make many typos/spelling mistakes, but two in one sentence made my head turn. I’m not playing grammar police and mocking you, just making note of an unusual event.
Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.
Well dang Uncle, we always used it as slang for an imbecile while I was growing up. I thought that was a more common thing.
So, in my previous post, ignore nimrod and substitute idiot
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Well mully, I only know that cuz my grandfather’s middle name is Nimrod. Jasper Nimrod if you really care, or even if you don’t care.
Jasper Nimrod.
That is a name meant for a man who wiles away the steamy weekend days whittling on the porch of a country store.
Hmm, might as well re-hijack this back to the original point.
Oh boy, another Newton!!! I can’t control my excitement and thrill.
Jasper Nimrod? Seriously? That is unfortunate. Well, it probably wasn’t for him, but if someone was named Nimrod now…
If nimrod now means idiot, where previously it was a noble name, that might mean that somewhere along the line there was a Nimrod who was, well… a really big nimrod.
Where’s Marvin??
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
Watching
Why?
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. "
Jonathan Swift
Ta Daaaa!
Tom jumped out from behind the curtain and says “ta da”?!?!?!
hmmm, I wouldnt have guessed, but I guess it makes sense.
If you were implying me; sticks and stones ya know. Plus you flat out wrong. But hey waste the time to continue the debate, its fun to watch.
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. "
Jonathan Swift