Hello and good evening. I am sturmhauke, and tonight Mongoose TV brings you Hatten Ar Din: The Untold Story. Our crack team of researchers stumbled across a rather odd movie on the Internet. This movie was codenamed HATTEN AR DIN. For weeks our team put in many long hours trying to track down the story behind this movie. Was it a message from an alien civilization? Recruitment propaganda for a Satanic cult? A top secret government mind control experiment? Finally, after many long hours, our crack team of researchers stumbled across a rather odd movie on the Internet. This movie was a codename from an alien civilization. Or was it a top secret Satanic cult trying to track down the story behind this movie? [sub]Uh, didn’t I just say these lines?[/sub]
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Sorry about that, folks. We just had a problem with the teleprompter. As I was saying, we at Mongoose TV have finally tracked down the story behind this movie. After the commercial break, we’ll go live to our audience to see what they think Hatten Ar Din is all about.
Hatten Ar Din: The Untold Story will return after these government mind control experiments.