NFL 2006 Weekly Predictions

Week 9

Early Games
17 **RAMS…2…**31 **Chiefs…**48 **48…**No friggin’ clue. Chiefs and the under?
26 **RAVENS…3…**20 **Bengals…**46 **40½…**Ravens at home, so defense & crowd keep it under.
14 **GIANTS…13…**10 **Texans…**24 **43…**Too many points. Texans and the under.
37 **JAGUARS…10…**7 **Titans…**44 **37½…**Titans and the under. (Jags win 10-3)
19 **Cowboys…3…**22 **REDSKINS.**41 **42…**Without Moss, gotta go with Cowboys and the under.
24 **BILLS…3½.**10 **Packers…**34 **40½…**How bad are the Bills? Packers and the under.
31 **Saints…1…**14 **BUCS…**45 **38½…**Saints’s yearly collapse approaching. Bucs, over.
14 **Falcons…4½.**30 **LIONS…**44 **47…**Vick keeps it rolling in the dome. Falcons & the under.
13 **BEARS…13…**31 **Dolphins.**44 **37½…**Dolphins protect the 72 season. Under.
Late Games
.3 **Vikings…5…**9 **49ERS…**12 **42½…**When is Vernon coming back? Vikings and the under.
32 **CHARGERS…12½.**25 **Browns…**57 **41½…**Browns continue roll by losing by only 10. Over.
20 **STEELERS…2½.**31 **Broncos…**51 **37…**Steelers dead to me until next win. Broncos, under.
Night Games
20 **PATRIOTS…3…**27 **Colts…**47 **48…**All signs point to Patriots and the under.
16 **SEAHAWKS…7½…**0 **Raiders…**16 **37½…**Raiders to cover? Under.

Spread Picker Picks
10 Dolphins WIN
6 Lions WIN
6 Texans WIN
4 49ers WIN
4 Redskins WIN
3 Browns WIN
2 Bengals Loss
2 Bucs Loss
2 Seahawks WIN
2 Steelers Loss
1 Bills WIN
1 Chiefs WIN
1 Colts WIN
1 Titans Loss

Nice week for the spread picker, winning its top six picks. An overall of 10-4 for the week, 3-0 on best bets is a nice departure from the recent trend. Meanwhile I was up and down, going 9-9 in the early games, 4-1 in the late, and 2-2 in the night games for a total of 15-12 on the week.

Early Games
Big money: Risk 55 for 120 on the Texans and Dolphins

Saw this one coming up the block. Up 120 so far.

Late Games
If big money still alive: Risk 110 for 240 on the Chargers / Browns Over & Steelers / Broncos Under

Doh! Well, still up 10 on the week, now bailing on Big Money system.

Sunday Night
…or else risk 55 for 50 on the Patriots

Dammit, the Pats own the Colts. WTF? Now down 45 on the week.

Monday Night
Risk 30 for 25 on the Raiders

A crappy -70 total for the week is disappointing considering I was up 120 after the early games.

Standings
This week: 15-12 (-70)
Season: 130-120-3, -275 (-30.56 per week)
Spread Picker: 46-42-2; Best Bets: 12-3

Against the Spread
6-2 Saints

5-2-1 Colts
5-2-1 Jaguars

5-3 Bears
5-3 Chargers
5-3 Chiefs
5-3 Falcons
5-3 Giants
5-3 Jets
5-3 Patriots
5-3 Ravens
5-3 Vikings

4-3-1 Browns
4-3-1 Rams

4-4 Bills
4-4 Broncos
4-4 Bucs
4-4 Cowboys
4-4 Eagles
4-4 49ers
4-4 Titans

3-4-1 Packers

3-5 Bengals
3-5 Lions
3-5 Raiders
3-5 Redskins
3-5 Seahawks
3-5 Texans

2-5-1 Panthers

2-6 Cardinals
2-6 Steelers

1-7 Dolphins

Week 10 Picks

1:00pm…**Chiefs…1…DOLPHINS…40…**Chiefs better than Dolphins. Over.
1:00pm…**JAGUARS…10½…Texans…37½…**Texans get revenge by covering, over.
1:00pm…**Chargers…1½…BENGALS…47½…**Home dog Bengals and the under.
1:00pm…**FALCONS…9…Browns…41…**Falcons bounce back against scrubs. Over.
1:00pm…**Ravens…7…TITANS…38…**Home dog Titans and the over.
1:00pm…**COLTS…11½…Bills…45…**Bills cover the points, over.
1:00pm…**EAGLES…7…Redskins…43…**Redskins could win outright. Over.
1:00pm…**VIKINGS…5…Packers…39½…**Vikings and the under.
1:00pm…**PATRIOTS…10½…Jets…39½…**Patriots pissed by last week. Over.
1:00pm…**LIONS…6…49ers…45…**Lions make it two in a row at home. Under.

4:05pm…**Broncos…9…RAIDERS…33½…**Broncos handle the division scrub easily. Over.
4:15pm…**STEELERS…4½…Saints…45…**Saints get the upset, over.
4:15pm…**SEAHAWKS…3½…Rams…43½…**Seahawks right the ship. Over.
4:15pm…**Cowboys…7…CARDS…43…**Cowboys by a ton. Over.

8:15pm…**GIANTS…PK…Bears…38½…**Giants and the over.
8:30pm…**PANTHERS…9½…Bucs…37…**Panthers and the over.

Spread Picker Picks
8 Dolphins
8 Steelers
5 Texans
4 Bengals
4 Cardinals
3 Bills
3 Packers
3 Panthers
3 Seahawks
2 Lions
2 Raiders
2 Redskins
2 Titans
1 Browns

Early Games
Risk 30 for 25 on the Jets
Night tease: Risk 55 for 50 on the Jets getting 18½, Giants getting 8, Panthers giving 1½

Late Games
Risk 30 for 60 on the Cowboys & the Over

Sunday Night
Risk 55 for 50 on the Giants

Monday Night
If night tease lost, risk 30 for 60 on the Panthers & the Over

Note to self: I tallied last week’s net wrong; I went -75, not -70.

The Titans are favored over the Ravens? I don’t get it.

You’re misreading.

The table is

Favorite Spread Underdog Under/Over - so the Ravens are -7 over the Texans.

Ah, so the all-cap team is the home team. Got it. (I’m assuming you meant Titans for Texans, or I am REALLY confused!)

Yeah, that’s not the first time this year I’ve gotten the TItans and Texans mixed up.

We’ll their both crap teams that began their existence in Houston, but the only one I can smell from here is the Titans.

The Jags are becoming chronic bed shitters.

Ray Ray must’ve threatened the Titans with a shiv to pull that crap out.

It pains me to say it, but I’m starting to think that the Chargers are so talented that not even Marty can hold them back, as much as he’ll try. If they had a real coach, they’d have to be the favorites for the superbowl.

Somewhere in me, I still see them managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory the instant we hit the post season, but most of me is doubting that.

Here’s the picks for this week.

Sunday, Nov. 19
KANSAS CITY 9½ Oakland 35½
Huard is out and Green is in. I don’t buy into this not losing your job to injury crap, you go with who best helps you win. I think I’d have stuck with Huard even with his poor game last week. I’m wagering there’ll be a little rust on Trent and against a decent Oakland defense 9½ points is more than I want to give. The completely inept Raider offense doesn’t instill much confidence and a 13-3 final is possible, but the Chiefs defense sometimes tackles poorly. I think the bad PR with Moss, Walters and Shell will work to galvanize this unit for just one game.

The Pick: Raiders, Under

Indianapolis 1 DALLAS 49
Somehow this is the game of the week according to the pundits. Again with the NFC East pimping. The Cowboys are 5-4 with a rookie QB. I’m not buying the hype. I do like Julius Jones to have a big day but it won’t be enough to hang with Manning and the crew. Lets not forget that Romo’s two good starts were against terrible, terrible teams with crap defenses. The Colts aren’t great on D but they are measurably better than the Cards and Skins and with Sanders back they are better than the numbers indicate. I think Freeney will break out with a huge game against that porous pass protection and make Romo look like a rook.

The Pick: Colts, Over

NEW ORLEANS 3½ Cincinnati 51
The Bengals are cooked. They might put up some points in the dome but they simply cannot tackle and aren’t disciplined enough to stop the inventive play calling of the Saints. Cincy struggles to stop the pass and the way that Payton uses Bush out of the backfield only puts more pressure on a weak secondary. If the Bengals are going to have a chance they need to run the ball effectively and with the Saints giving up 5 yards per carry they should have some success. In short, we’re looking at a shootout here. The Saints have been better in all facets this season and playing at home I expect them to continue to do so.

The Pick: Saints, Over

Pittsburgh 3½ CLEVELAND 37½
It looks like Droughns is either out or gimpy and the already weak Browns running game will get even worse because of it. That puts tons of pressure on Frye and the passing game. They’ve had trouble protecting the QB and I think the Steelers will have success in pressuring him with the running game taken out of play. Most of the statistical categories favor the Steelers in the head-to-head with he notable exception of special teams. A huge reason for the Steelers troubles are turnovers and lack of ability to flip the field punting and returning punts. The Browns are good at both and should have an advantage in field position. I’m inclined to think that won’t be enough to overcome the disparity in the two teams running games, but if Big Ben doesn’t get his INTs under control versus a very good Browns pass defense Willie Parker won’t be able to win it on his own. The Steelers are winless on the road this season but I think they’ll get one under their belt here out of sheer pride.

The Pick: Steelers, Under

PHILADELPHIA 13 Tennessee 43½
Thirteen points is too many to give at this point of the season. The Titans have shown flashes of late and should have gotten a win last week against the Ravens. The Eagles match up really well against the Titans on offense and should move the ball at will against a team that struggles tackling. The Titans have had most of their better efforts at home and going to Philly could be especially tough. I think getting Haynesworth back on defense will be important allowing the Titans to clog the middle and force Westbrook to the edges. There’s little doubt that the Eagles are going to will this game in my mind but I’ve consistently been getting burned by big spreads and the way the Titans have been improving is enough reason for me to go on a limb to take the points here.

The Pick: Titans, Over

BALTIMORE 4 Atlanta 40½
Atlanta is sliding very quickly. Vick was the man a few weeks back and as of late he’s looked like a lost rookie. Compounding issue is the fact that the Falcons running game has utterly and completely disappeared over the last month of games. The Falcons aren’t left with much when they lose that and it makes their defense look pretty pedestrian when they don’t have a early lead to force opponents into being predictable. There’s almost no reason to think they’ll figure these issues out against the talented Ravens defense at home. Ray Lewis is probably not going to play but he’s not the one-man wrecking crew he used to be. It’s worth noting that the Ravens have given up over 20 points in each of their last 4 games but I just can’t see any reason why Vick would suddenly turn it around in a tough environment like Baltimore.

The Pick: Ravens, Over

CAROLINA 6½ St Louis 44½
This just feels like it could be one of those head scratcher games. Everything points to a Panther win. It’s at home and the Rams have lost 4 straight. The Panthers look to be getting in sync and the Rams lost Pace for the season last week. Of course, that means the Rams will probably win this game.

The Pick: Rams, Under

HOUSTON 2½ Buffalo 36½
It’s just weird to see the Texans favored. This can’t have happened more than a half dozen times ever. Is everyone forgetting that the Bills just took the Colts to the wire in Indy? The Texans have played a few close games as of late too and took down the Jags last week but the Bills just strike me as a better team. A-Train has picked up where McGahee left off and this Bills team has played a murderous schedule so far. They do need a win here though, the moral victories don’t count for much when you get whipped by a terrible Texans team. I don’t think they will, unless the Texans pass rush really comes alive this should be a chance for the Bills offense to come alive.

The Pick: Bills, Under

New England 6 GREEN BAY 45
We need to figure out what the hell the deal is with the Pats. They can’t seem to run the ball consistently and their defense has been unable to pressure the QB. This week that head to Lambeau to face the Pack who have been playing pretty well of late. The big edge for the Pats is how terrible the Packers secondary is, however with that patchwork WR corps and the possibly banged up Brady it’s unclear if they’ll do much to exploit it. The Pack do have an above average pass rush and could cause problems. Still, these are the Pats and I just don’t see them losing 3 straight games, especially to this Pack team. I really don’t like the thought of facing the Pats at home next week if they lose this one, so lets pull for them here.

The Pick: Pats, Under

TAMPA BAY 3 Washington 33½
Washington really sucks. Portis is done and they have a QB making his first ever start, and in seeing his first ever action of any kind. Can you explain why the Bucs are only getting the typical homefield 3 points? Seems like a gimme to me.

The Pick: Bucs, Under

Chicago 6½ NY JETS 38
Da Bears. Last week they made the Meadowlands their house and I think they’ll do it all over again here. The Jets upset of the Pats has everyone thinking they are the real deal and I’m not ready to buy it. Mangini had an excellent game plan and Pennington’s ability to get the ball out of his hands so quickly goes a long ways towards keeping a defense on it’s heels but the Bears have the speed to shut down those quick slants and passes over the middle. The biggest weakness on the Bears is their inability to shut down the run and the Jets lack a real threat. Of course it all comes down to the Bears ability to protect Grossman. If he’s pressured he makes mistakes and when he’s got room to step up he’ll cut you to ribbons. The Jets did a fantastic job of pressuring Brady last week but they haven’t been doing it consistently this season. The Jets rush defense is really poor and the Bears were dedicated to the run last week and they will likely do the same this week. If they do it should really put the breaks on the Jets pass rush and it should keep them out of obvious passing situations.

The Pick: Bears, Under

MIAMI 3½ Minnesota 33½
The Miami defense is really coming into it’s own right now and this Vikings team can’t do anything productive on offense. I expect Jason Taylor to have another huge day. The Vikes defense is pretty solid in it’s own right and it will be a struggle for the Dolphins to move the ball consistently with Harrington at the helm. Clearly the Dolphins are on the upswing and they tend to really play well at home late in the season, the exact opposite is true of the Vikes. They were only able to muster 17 points at home to the awful Packer defense, they’ll be lucky to get 10 this week.

The Pick: Dolphins, Under

ARIZONA 2 Detroit 45½
The Lions are that team that’s going to play spoiler for the rest of the season. Early in the year people were predicting that the Lions offense would start to gel in the second half and I think now’s when it’ll get underway. Nothing has been going right for the Cards and this week will be no different. Expect a huge day from Williams and Jones. The Lions are also getting some players back on defense which will make for a long day for Edge and Leinart.

The Pick: Lions, Over

Seattle 3½ SAN FRANCISCO 43
Alexander is back and that’s all I need to know. I’d have gone with the Seahawks anyways and the addition of the stud RB only makes it an easier choice. The Niners have been playing some great defense and they’ll make a game of it but they struggle too much in the redzone offensively, you know Alexander will fix that problem on the other side.

The Pick: Seahwaks, Under

DENVER 2½ San Diego 42
This is going to be an exciting game. Really looking forward to seeing LDT face this defense. I think he’ll have a solid outing and Rivers has done a great job of keeping everyone involved in the passing game. Gates had a solid game last week finally and he’ll need to get onto River’s radar if they are going to exploit this Denver D. Plummer on the otherhand has been awful and this Chargers defense is too good for them to win by running the ball alone. They are missing Merriman and Castillo which will make stopping the Bronco rush much more difficult. They gave up 41 points last week to a Bengals team that had struggled on offense and 25 the week before to the Browns. San Diego hasn’t won a game in Denver in this century and Martyball might rear it’s ugly head this week. I love the Chargers, but I think the matchups favor the Broncos if they can get anything at all from Plummer.

The Pick: Broncos, Over

Monday, Nov. 20
JACKSONVILLE 3½ NY Giants 38½
Which Jags team will show up this week? I want to pick the Giants here but after seeing how totally helpless their pass rush was last week and how poorly they tackled I just can’t do it. Eli looked lost out there and the Coughlin was simply outcoached. The Giants are probably talented enough to score some points against the Jags solid defense but that defense was just awful. The Bears aren’t exactly a juggernaut and they couldn’t even slow them down in the second half last week. When Taylor gets rolling he’s tough to stop and if Gerrard has as much time in the pocket as Grossman did he should be pretty productive. The Jags can lay an egg at any time, but the Giants don’t have the personnel to force them into big mistakes this week.

The Pick: Jags, Under

OMNI Picks: Bears, Lions, Bucs, Dolphins, Colts

I think people may be surprised there. Rueben has lost a step, and seemingly, some attitude this year… he hasn’t been doing so hot.

Strangely, we drafted Jerome Harrison in the 5th round, and he ran for over 6.5 YPC for 25 carries with a long of 18 (so it wasn’t some 80 yard run skewing the average) mostly against #1s and #2s and preseason. The only one in the same boat stat was wise Frank Gore. His speed and agility were remarkable. And yet somehow coach catfish has chosen not to use him much at all. I know preseason isn’t conclusive, but while a lot of people say you can’t tell anything from preseason, that’s just nonsense. There are a lot of things you can learn, and seeing talent in a running back is one of them. So, hopefully, this forces us to use Harrison more (and not so much semi-scrub Jason Wright) in the game, and it could open things up.

SuperWinslow to the rescue. (Maybe Braylon can crawl out of the shell of suck he’s had since game 3 or so)

Nah. They’ll get their 15 sacks, but our offense expects at least 12, so they’re used to dealing with it.

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Most of the statistical categories favor the Steelers in the head-to-head with he notable exception of special teams. A huge reason for the Steelers troubles are turnovers and lack of ability to flip the field punting and returning punts. The Browns are good at both and should have an advantage in field position. I’m inclined to think that won’t be enough to overcome the disparity in the two teams running games, but if Big Ben doesn’t get his INTs under control versus a very good Browns pass defense Willie Parker won’t be able to win it on his own. The Steelers are winless on the road this season but I think they’ll get one under their belt here out of sheer pride.

The Pick: Steelers, Under

Good analysis. Most people don’t notice special teams play - but you’re absolutely right, the Browns have had one of the best, if not the best, special teams units in the game this year. Which is remarkable, after we got about 2 (or was it 3?) TDs and 400 return yards called back for penalties last year.

I think the defense will surprise people - we looked absolutely dominant against Atlanta last weekend.

The Browns players are reportedly really talking this game up and pumped for it - after the embarassment last year.

IF coach catfish takes the offense off a martyball leash, I think we’ve got a chance to surprise.

I thought the Dolphins were known for sucking horribly in November and December?
My picks for the week:

  1. 75 on Ind -1 v Dal. Are you kidding? WTF has Dallas done to be almost equal to an 8-0 team? I guess, though, that Indy has won by some slim margins this year, so a high spread was inappropriate.

  2. 30 NO/Cinci over 51. I hate taking overs on spreads this high, but this has the making of a shootout.

  3. 30 Bills +2.5 v Houston. Houston? Favored? Ever?

  4. 30 on Chicago -6.5 v Jets. Bears match up well.

  5. 30 Seattle -3.5 vs San Fran. Alexander isn’t expected to play much, but they’d win without him.

Blah. I’ve learned to usually preview too. Everything under “The Pick” should be unquoted, until the next quote tag.

That was the old motif, but it was usually late season road games that set off the implosion. The heat in Miami can be almost as much of a home field advantage as the cold and wind in Chicago. More notably is how they’ve done in their short history under Saban, last year they ran off 6 straight wins to finish the season and they’ve been playing substantially better this year of late. Safe to guess that it’s going to be a trend. It’s not as if these Bears and Chiefs victories were against cupcakes.

Week 10

Early Games
10 **Chiefs…1…**13 **DOLPHINS.**23 **40…**Chiefs better than Dolphins. Over.
10 **JAGUARS…10½.**13 **Texans…**23 **37½…**Texans get revenge by covering, over.
49 **Chargers…1½.**41 **BENGALS…**90 **47½…**Home dog Bengals and the under.
13 **FALCONS…9…**17 **Browns…**30 **41…**Falcons bounce back against scrubs. Over.
27 **Ravens…7…**26 **TITANS…**53 **38…**Home dog Titans and the over.
17 **COLTS…11½.**16 **Bills…**33 **45…**Bills cover the points, over.
27 **EAGLES…7…**3 **Redskins.**30 **43…**Redskins could win outright. Over.
17 **VIKINGS…5…**23 **Packers…**40 **39½…**Vikings and the under.
14 **PATRIOTS…10½.**17 **Jets…**31 **39½…**Patriots pissed by last week. Over.
13 **LIONS…6…**19 **49ers…**32 **45…**Lions make it two in a row at home. Under.
Late Games
17 **Broncos…9…**13 **RAIDERS…**30 **33½…**Broncos handle the division scrub easily. Over.
38 **STEELERS…4½.**31 **Saints…**69 **45…**Saints get the upset, over.
24 **SEAHAWKS…3½.**22 **Rams…**46 **43½…**Seahawks right the ship. Over.
27 **Cowboys…7…**10 **CARDS…**37 **43…**Cowboys by a ton. Over.
Night Games
20 **GIANTS…PK…**38 **Bears…**58 **38½…**Giants and the over.
24 **PANTHERS…9½.**10 **Bucs…**34 **37…**Panthers and the over.

Spread Picker Picks
8 Dolphins WIN
8 Steelers WIN
5 Texans WIN
4 Bengals Loss
4 Cardinals Loss
3 Bills WIN
3 Packers WIN
3 Panthers WIN
3 Seahawks Loss
2 Lions Loss
2 Raiders WIN
2 Redskins Loss
2 Titans WIN
1 Browns WIN

The spread picker had a nice week, going 3-0 on best bets and 9-5 overall. I did not, starting off with a pathetic 5-15 on the early games, a bad 3-5 on the late, and a mediocre 2-2 on the night games. That’s 10-22 overall; OUCH.

Early Games
Risk 30 for 25 on the Jets

Up 25 in the timeslot where I went 5-15 on picks is encouraging. The Jets also kept the night tease alive.

Late Games
Risk 30 for 60 on the Cowboys & the Over

Down 5 so far.

Sunday Night
Risk 55 for 50 on the Giants
Night tease: Risk 55 for 50 on the Jets getting 18½, Giants getting 8, Panthers giving 1½

Stupid Giants. Down 115 on the week. Maybe the Monday nighter will help?

Monday Night
If night tease lost, risk 30 for 60 on the Panthers & the Over

Ugh. Another horrible week, down 145 overall.

Standings
This week: 10-22 (-145)
Season: 140-142-3, -425 (-42.50 per week)
Spread Picker: 55-47-2; Best Bets: 15-3

Against the Spread
6-3 Bears
6-3 Chargers
6-3 Jets
6-3 Saints

5-3-1 Browns
5-3-1 Colts
5-3-1 Jaguars
5-3-1 Rams

5-4 Bills
5-4 Chiefs
5-4 Cowboys
5-4 Eagles
5-4 Falcons
5-4 49ers
5-4 Giants
5-4 Patriots
5-4 Ravens
5-4 Titans
5-4 Vikings

4-4-1 Packers

4-5 Broncos
4-5 Bucs
4-5 Raiders
4-5 Texans

3-5-1 Panthers

3-6 Bengals
3-6 Lions
3-6 Redskins
3-6 Seahawks
3-6 Steelers

2-7 Dolphins
2-7 Cardinals

Damn, missed kickoff. Oh well.

Week 11 Picks

1:00pm…**CHIEFS…9½…Raiders…35½…**Chiefs and the over.
1:00pm…**SAINTS…3½…Bengals…51…**Saints and the under.
1:00pm…**Steelers…3½…BROWNS…37½…**Home dog Browns and the over.
1:00pm…**EAGLES…13…Titans…43½…**Titans cover the points. Over.
1:00pm…**RAVENS…4…Falcons…40½…**Ravens and the under.
1:00pm…**PANTHERS…6½…Rams…44½…**Panthers and the over.
1:00pm…**TEXANS…2½…Bills…36½…**Texans and the under.
1:00pm…**Patriots…6…PACKERS…45…**Patriots and the under.
1:00pm…**BUCS…3…Redskins…33½…**Bucs and the over.
1:00pm…**Bears…6½…JETS…38…**Home dog Jets cover the points. Over.
1:00pm…**DOLPHINS…3½…Vikings…33½…**Dolphins and the over.

4:05pm…**CARDS…2…Lions…45½…**Lions win outright. Over.
4:05pm…**Seahawks…3½…49ERS…43…**Home dog 49ers cover. Over.
4:15pm…**Colts…1…COWBOYS…49…**Home dog Cowboys and the under.

8:15pm…**BRONCOS…2½…Chargers…42…**Chargers break the streak. Over.
8:30pm…**JAGS…3½…Giants…38½…**Giants and the over.

Spread Picker Picks
6 Bengals
6 Dolphins
5 Steelers
4 Broncos
4 Panthers
4 Seahawks
2 Cards
2 Raiders
2 Redskins
2 Texans
1 Cowboys
1 Giants
1 Packers

Early Games
Risk 30 for 125 on the Bengals, Dolphins & Steelers
Risk 55 for 50 on the Jets

Late Games
Risk 30 for 125 on the Cards, Seahawks & Cowboys

Sunday Night
Risk 30 for 25 on the Broncos

Monday Night
Risk 30 for 25 on the Giants

With only the night games left to play I’m looking pretty decent is what turned out to be a difficult week of picks. I started strong in the early games going 8-2-1 in the early games and fell back to earth in the late games, losing all three. Currently I’m sitting at 8-5-1 ATS and 6-8 O/U and 2-2-1 in my OMNI picks. At this point in the season bettering .500 is a huge accomplishment, something I haven’t done too often in the last couple months, and having a chance to get 10 wins in a week would be huge.

This POS badly coached team (Browns) is a bunch of friggin losers.

They haven’t put a game away in 3 years. Even when they win, even when they DOMINATE, it comes down to the last minute and the opponents are given every chance to win. Instead of stepping on the other team’s throats and putting the game out of reach, we give them a helping hand to get back up and every chance to win.

The Baltimore game - we totally dominate the first half, pass at will, go up 14-0. Second half, we go into a bubble, move away with what’s successful, and give them every chance to come back, and they did. They won 15-14. SCORING A FRIGGIN FIELD GOAL WINS THAT GAME and we lose despite mostly dominating it.

Oakland - the only game where we won but didn’t try to give the game away… because we didn’t have time to. We didn’t take the lead until the end.

Jets - again, pretty dominant through most of the game - could’ve easily been a 20 point win - but instead, we give them every chance to get back in the game, and it comes down to the last minute.

San Diego - we actually outplayed them in all phases of the game in the first half, kept LT in check, and scored 6 friggin times - all field goals. Sometimes we didn’t even try to go for the end zone. And then we sat on a small lead, waited for our defense to wear down and LT to bust out big runs.

Atlanta - despite clearly outperforming them, especially defensively, throughout the game, they still had a chance to win it on the last drive.

Steelers. Utterly dominated the first half. Stopped the run. Sustained long drives. Hell, even Jason Friggin Wright was running all over them. Somehow only got up 10-0 when it should’ve been 24-0. 94% career FG kicker (I think) misses 46 yarder. First int return for TD (7). Braylon Edwards catches deep pass behind everyone, and then inexplicably slows down and gets tackled when he could’ve just ran in it in. Turned into a field goal (10). Second int return for touchdown called back for a personal foul that didn’t affect the play. Should’ve been 24-0, but was only 10-0, and despite dominating in all phases of the game, I knew this POS team couldn’t play a lead, couldn’t put a game away, and I was worried. Second half COULD NOT PREVENT A FRIGGIN PLAY. Had like 10 different chances to stop the Steelers and put the game out of reach. Even had a special teams TD. And yet somehow, despite having every opportunity to win, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

RAC didn’t learn much from Bellichick, he seems closer to the Schottenheimer tree. Without him having this team scheming to give the opponents the most possible opportunities to come back, we might have a borderline or even slightly winning record.

Good teams find a way to win. Bad teams find a way to lose. The Browns prove it almost every damn week.

Is it wrong that I smiled when Luis Castillo punched Tom Nalen? I’m normally not at all for advocating such things - but the NFL line plays with an NFL-sanctioned dirtiness that’s a threat to the health and careers of their opponents. San Diego, being in the same division, must be quite aware of this - and I could understand if their D-lineman were extremely resentful towards the Denver O-line.

So, when the play didn’t even take off, but Nalen still went for a cheap shot at Castillo’s knees, I can’t say I blame him for punching that guy in the head.

Er, that was meant to be “the Denver line plays with an NFL-sanctioned dirtiness”

That is - I know it’s technically legal, but that doesn’t make it right. Denver won’t let their starting D-line practice against their starting O-line because they know their O-line injures people at a high rate due to their… techniques.