NFL Predictions - Week 10 (Over the Precipice)

I managed a 7-6-1 mark ATS, and 7-7 vs the O/U along with a 4-0-1 mark versus the Pick 5. Ok, considering how many road teams I picked, but not enough to get me out of the hole. I’m now at a 59-67-3 mark ATS, 47-48-1 on the O/U and lastly 24-25-1 with my OMNI picks. Slowly improving to be sure, but still I’m wishing I’d never started tracking the totals for hope you guys wouldn’t notice ;).

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Let’s run down these games. Since it’s Friday and I want to get this done I’m going to shorten up some of my comments, hopefully you guys will give me a little additional meat.

Sunday, Nov. 13
**BUFFALO 2½ Kansas City 41½ **
The Bills should not be favored, in Ralph Wilson or not. Larry Johnson’s average numbers are better than McGahee’s, so even without Priest it’s not like the Chiefs are limp on the ground. Kelly Holcomb is a step up from Losman, but he’s still Kelly Holcomb. I hope Roaf gets his ass back on the field, that’s key, but I’m going to go with the Chiefs and keep my fingers crossed.

The Pick: Chiefs, Under

**Washington 1 TAMPA BAY 33 **
Gonna be another one of those weeks where I pick too many road teams. I don’t like the matchup of Simms versus the Skins D. Tampa has the same kind of D (though they aren’t as good as the Bears) but I expect Brunell to use his experience to make fewer mistakes under pressure than Simms.

The Pick: Redskins, Under

**New England 3 MIAMI 41 **
I’m going to go out a limb here and presume that the Patriots demise will be more dramatic than people supposed. Brady historically has struggled against the Miami D, and I’m prone to believe that even Gus Frerotte can get it done versus the Pats secondary. Corey Dillon has looked very average and the Miami D, while slightly over rated, is still plenty good. I predict a big day for Chris Chambers, and another bitter Tom Brady press conference when this one is done.

The Pick: Dolphins, Over

**CHICAGO 13 San Francisco 32 **
As much as I love the bears, they shouldn’t get 13 points over anyone. Especially with Thomas Jones all dinged up. He’ll probably play, but don’t expect him to get tons of touches is the Bears are in control of this game. A secondary factor is that the 49er D has been pretty darn good even though the offense has given them no help. The Bears will unquestionably win this game, but unless they convert a handful of defensive scores (certainly possible with the Niners coming into chilly soldier field) I don’t see them scoring enough to cover. 17-6 sounds about right.

The Pick: 49ers, Under

**N.Y. GIANTS 9½ Minnesota 45 **
There’s been quite a bit of arguing about how good the Giants are. I think they are very good, probably not Super Bowl good, but they’ll win the East easily and this game. Brad Johnson’s performance last week was very solid, but that wasn’t against a team like the G’ints, it was against the Lions. I expect Eli to make big headlines this week against that laughable Vikings D.

The Pick: Giants, Over

**DETROIT 3½ Arizona 39½ **
Both teams are badly beat up. Bertrand Berry’s loss is huge, probably the least replaceable guy on the Cards roster. I’m consistently baffled why Warner is starting over McCown. He’s the only cat that’s won a game for the Cards in the last 2 seasons. Yeah, bench him…. Of course on the other side of the ball we’ve got the Joey Harrington show which is about as painful to watch as the Magic Hour. I’m inclined to pick the Cards based on past performances, but with all the injuries to key guys and the flight to the Dome I can’t do it.

The Pick: Lions, Over

**JACKSONVILLE 6 Baltimore 33 **
The Jags are about as unpredictable team as there is. They haven’t been getting many points from their offense. The Ravens are getting Boller back, but I don’t suppose many people are expecting an offensive boost as a result. I don’t suppose either team will run the ball well, and the Jags WRs are probably going to disappear versus the Ravens corners. Fred Taylor is likely outl, but Greg Jones isn’t a big drop off. In the end I think the Jags win it, but I can’t put money on them to cover a 6 point spread. Ugh, another roadie.

The Pick: Ravens, Under

**INDIANAPOLIS 17 Houston 44½ **
Well, do you think the Colts are gonna let down? It’s a short week following a huge MNF win against a Houston team that’s been playing reasonably well. At first glance this seems like a no brainer, the Colts roll and cover at home, but a big part of me likes the Texans to do just enough to cover. They’ve got Andre Johnson back and he helped the Texans move the ball against a really stingy Jags D. The Colts have also shown a tendency to get off the gas against mediocre opponents. Then again, the smallest margin of victory in the last 6 weeks is 17 points. Oh, and they beat the Texans by 18 in Houston.

The Pick: Colts, Over

**CAROLINA 8½ N.Y. Jets 41 **
The Panthers are once again everyone’s “it” team. No doubts they’ve been playing really well, and Steve Smith is a major fave of mine. The Jets indeed suck, but they continue to find ways to stay close in games against all odds. Bollinger has grown into his role some and played reasonably well in the comeback charge last week. But, it’s important to note that the Chargers and Panthers defenses aren’t exactly comparable. The spread seems a little bit excessive, but I suppose this could be the week where the bottom falls out for the Jets. Plus I need a big week from Steven Davis in my FFL league.

The Pick: Panthers, Under

And yes, I was trying to figure out a way to work the Panthers Cheerleaders into that discussion. Stay tuned, maybe I’ll come up with something. For now all I managed was to work up a good drool.

**Denver 3 OAKLAND 46½ **
So when’s Jake Plummer apple going to rot? So far the guy has looked like a new man. I think he’ll fall back to earth a bit, but nothing catastrophic like the Peter King’s of the world are predicting. The actual reason is the revived Bronco running game; it’s not rocket science really. Oakland has really revived its running game, and Denver is a different team away from Mile High. The Raiders run D has been very very bad, and that’s not a good thing against the Broncos. The Raiders are 5-15 in the last 20 matchups versus the Broncos, and you know Shanahan still has that grudge. The tipping point for me is that the Broncos are coming off a bye and should have just enough of a edge to cover even in the Black Hole.

The Pick: Broncos, Under

**SEATTLE 6½ St. Louis 51 **
This game feels like a no brainer. The Seahawks aren’t exactly a juggernaut and the Rams still can be potent, but Shaun Alexander at home versus the Rams run D should be plenty.

The Pick: Seahawks, Over

**ATLANTA 9 Green Bay 41½ **
I suspect this game is going to get very ugly very quickly. Brett might get killed. He hates domes, and the Falcon D is just the kind that will give him fits. They attack, Brett’s antics work against conservative defenses, when a defense comes hard and fast he folds. And the other side, Vick is going to gouge the Packs weak ass D. BTW, any else think his rant about being a pocket QB is frigging retarded? He went for a whopping 220 yards. Yeah, you really showed them.

The Pick: Falcons, Under

**PITTSBURGH 7½ Cleveland 35 **
Well, the Browns decided to get the job done last week against the Titans and make me look bad for railing against them. Well, it all came down to one play. That big play to Northcutt. It was a nice play, but it wouldn’t have been worth a damn if the Titans CB had made the tackle instead of going for the strip. The game might have worked out differently. This week, they Browns won’t get those kinds of breaks. They won’t run the ball and the Steelers are the very least know how to tackle.

The Pick: Steelers, Under

Monday, Nov. 14
PHILADELPHIA 3 Dallas 39½
The Eagles are D-U-N, done. Stick a fork in ‘em.

The Pick: Cowboys, Under

dance
:cool:

As a Browns fan, I was deeply concerned about his injury. I hope he has a long career as a starter…

Well, we certainly were a surprise the last time we met them on sunday night.

(I just noticed the photoshop job done on the sign above the doorway. love it. other than that, real pic.)

As for your comments, even if the CB went for the tackle, it would’ve been a 50ish yard pass play, and the way we were running it on them, we’d have scored anyway. The game was closer than it should’ve been, but it wasn’t all dependent on that play.

I wouldn’t bet against the browns with +7.5… Batch is going to be starting (last I saw, earlier in the week), and we’ve been looking much more decent against the run as the season goes by.

Romeo has said that this will be the biggest game on the schedule, so I wouldn’t be surprised if we had something up our sleeve for this one. It’ll be a close one. Definitely taking browns against the spread. Under.

1:00pm…**BILLS…2½…Chiefs…41½…**Bills pull one out.
1:00pm…**Patriots…3…DOLPHINS…41…***Pats don’t lose two in a row. *
1:00pm…**BEARS…13…49ers…32…**49ers easily, along with the under.
1:00pm…**GIANTS…9½…Vikings…45…**Giants own the Vikes. Over.
1:00pm…**LIONS…3½…Cards…39½…**Cards get the road win. Over.
1:00pm…**JAGUARS…6…Ravens…33…**Ravens cover the points. Under.
1:00pm…**COLTS…17…Texans…44½…**17?! Uh…Colts and the under?

4:05pm…**PANTHERS…8½…Jets…41…**Jets expose Panthers as overhyped. Under.
4:05pm…**Broncos…3…RAIDERS…46½…**Raiders win outright, over.
4:15pm…**SEAHAWKS…6½…Rams…51…**Rams get back in the hunt. Under.
4:15pm…**FALCONS…9…Packers…41½…**Packers cover easily. Over.
4:15pm…**Redskins…1…BUCS…33…**Redskins by a landslide. Over.

8:30pm…**STEELERS…7½…Browns…35…**Browns could win outright. Under.
9:00pm…**EAGLES…3…Cowboys…39½…**Eagles need the win badly. Over.

Spread Picker Picks
6 Texans
6 Vikings
5 49ers
5 Rams
4 Bucs
4 Cards
4 Jets
4 Ravens
3 Eagles
2 Browns
2 Packers
1 Raiders

After going five games under .500 last week, I’m not as confident in the spread picker this week. Then again, this is the classic week for the spread picker to clean up, with a lot of high star picks and big spreads to work with. I think my best bet is to hedge the spread picker (or go against its best bets outright) with teases.

Early Games
Risk 55 for 50 on a 3 team tease: Giants giving 1½, Texans getting 25, 49ers getting 21.

Late Games
Risk 55 for 50 on a 3 team tease: Jets getting 16½, Packers getting 17, Rams getting 14½.

Sunday Night
Risk 30 for 60 on the Browns & the Under

Monday Night
Risk 30 fro 60 on the Eagles & the Over

[post=6780859]Standings[/post]
Last week: 16-10-1, +15
Season: 79-83-2, -550 (-69 per week)
Spread Picker: 35-27-2

Of note is that I calculated my net loss per week incorrectly last week. I’d forgotten that I missed week 2, so instead of dividing by 9, I should have divided by 8. Not much of a difference, but there it is. Amazingly enough, I am within sight of .500 on my picks for the season. This may be my high watermark all year.

I’m really torn on the Bills and Cards this week. I keep flip-flopping back and forth on the favorite and the upset.

With the Bills at home, you have to like their chances to hold off an inconsistent Chiefs offense, but they’re the Bills. The Chiefs are riding a pretty big high right now, and are only one game behind hated Denver. Back and forth, back and forth…

The Cards on the road is a prime example of the rule about not betting on a lousy QB on the road. But, they’re playing an even worse QB on an equally inconsistent and mostly bad team. Injuries mount on both sides, making it difficult to assess how they’re going to play. The Lions are better on D than many give credit for, and the Cards have a hard playing, emerging receiver and a QB known to pass 40+ times a game (granted, fairly inaccurately, but he still puts up 300 yards). Back and forth, back and forth…

OMNI picks: Washington, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Kansas City, Denver

Why are the Panthers playing late in Charlotte?

Jets (@ Panthers) are on late because the Giants are on early. In addition to avoiding conflicts with the shared stadium, the NFL avoids broadcast conflicts with the shared market. The two teams have never played their games in the same time slot. As a side point, the Giants are normally the early game, all other things being equal.

People look at me funny when I tell them that I’m a fan of both NY NFL teams, and I’ve never understood it. The NFL goes out of its way to make sure a New Yorker (or Connecticutian, in my case) can be a fan of both teams. They never play each other head to head, you never have to choose which one to watch, they share a stadium, etc… It’s completely different than, say, a Met & Yankees fan (shudder) or a Rangers & Islan…head explodes

I feel embarassed for him. His claim that passing for 200+ yards against the #14 ranked pass defense is enough evidence to prove that he can be a pocket passer is as sad as it is laughable.

11 more weeks to go before I collect on my 5 year bet that he won’t get to a Superbowl in his first 5 years.

I can go one better – my father-in-law is a fan of “all local teams”. Since we live at the central Jersey shore, he defines “local teams” as the Giants, Jets…and the Eagles! Yep…the psychopath actually roots for both Big Blue and the Scumbirds. Just can’t wrap my head around that kinda thinking…

Hal, I think your FIL confuses the definition of the terms “fan” and “casual observer”.

Incidentally, it’s not that he’s “not a pocket passer” or not. It’s that he’s an inaccurate passer, regardless of if it’s on the scramble or not. If he becomes accurate, all that junk he worries about will go away.

PS, why can’t a guy order pizza at 9 AM? Huh?

Last Week: 4-7-1
Season: 19-25-2

This week’s picks ATS:
Arizona defeats DETROIT ud 3.5
JACKSONVILLE defeats Baltimore fv 6
Kansas City defeats BUFFALO ud 2.5
Minnesota defeats NY GIANTS ud 9.5
New England defeats MIAMI fv 3
Denver defeats OAKLAND fv 3
NY JETS defeats Carolina ud 8.5
Green Bay defeats ATLANTA ud 9
St Louis defeats SEATTLE ud 6.5
TAMPA BAY defeats Washington ud 1
Cleveland defeats PITTSBURGH ud 7.5
PHILADELPHIA defeats Dallas fv 3

In a half-asleep stupor,

Patriots, Giants, Panthers, Falcons, Redskins

For the record, I went 2-2-1 last week in my worst so far this year, and since I started doing this in week 5, I have gone 16-8-1. To be fair, that is very similar to Omni over those weeks, as he took a beating on the extremely difficult to pick opening weeks in which I did not participate. (also, Omni, um, your pick five total adds up to 50 picks, and we have had nine weeks so far… might you have counted one twice at some point? This could make you either better or worse depending on when it came :slight_smile: )

Yeah, you’re right. The lesson as always…I’m an idiot. Basically after week 2, I added a 3-2 week and a 2-3 week to suddenly become 10-10 instead of 5-5. Of course that doesn’t really affect my percentages.

That makes me 19-20-1 overall on the pick 5. The 8 week total is correct since I forgot to enter a pick 5 on week along the way.

So I’m off to a 2-5 start ATS with the early games. Ugh, this is a disturbing trend of sucking ass on the first round of games. There’s no rhyme or reason to why that should be. The only game in which I can claim a moral victory was the Pats-Dolphins game which went right down to the wire.

2-3 on my five this week, thank-you-very-much-Giants. Also, thank you very much to the NFL, whose TV contract rules forced my local Fox affiliate to switch away from the Giants game, with Eli down eight and driving with under two minutes left, to… the beginning of the Redskins game (technically part of my metro area). Yeah, thanks a ton for that one, I didn’t want to see that finish at all. Naturally, I also missed the end of the Skins game due to a 7pm meeting with some people - anyone have an opinion on the last few plays of that one?

The only blessing of the day was the Ravens game ending early enough that CBS was able to show me the Miami two minute drive that came up just short. If nothing else, that game showed that yes, anyone can throw for 350 on the Pats secondary in its current condition… but that the Pats still have what it takes to win a close one when they gotta.

A couple people do.

Well, you blew at least one of the late games as well. Sorry I didn’t get picks in this week.

And of course form holds with me going 4-2 in the late games. Treading water.

Early Games
14 **BILLS…2½…**3 **Chiefs…**17 **41½…**Bills pull one out.
23 **Patriots…3…**16 **DOLPHINS.**39 **41…***Pats don’t lose two in a row. *
17 **BEARS…13…**9 **49ers…**26 **32…**49ers easily, along with the under.
21 **GIANTS…9½.**24 **Vikings…**45 **45…**Giants own the Vikes. Over.
29 **LIONS…3½.**21 **Cards…**50 **39½…**Cards get the road win. Over.
30 **JAGUARS…6…**3 **Ravens…**33 **33…**Ravens cover the points. Under.
31 **COLTS…17…**17 **Texans…**48 **44½…**7?! Uh…Colts and the under?
Late Games
30 **PANTHERS…8½…**3 **Jets…**33 **41…**Jets expose Panthers as overhyped. Under.
31 **Broncos…3…**17 **RAIDERS…**48 **46½…**Raiders win outright, over.
31 **SEAHAWKS…6½.**16 **Rams…**47 **51…**Rams get back in the hunt. Under.
25 **FALCONS…9…**33 **Packers…**58 **41½…**Packers cover easily. Over.
35 **Redskins…1…**36 **BUCS…**71 **33…**Redskins by a landslide. Over.
Night Games
34 **STEELERS…7½.**21 **Browns…**55 **35…**Browns could win outright. Under.
20 **EAGLES…3…**21 **Cowboys…**41 **39½…**Eagles need the win badly. Over.

Spread Picker Picks
6 Texans WIN
6 Vikings WIN
5 49ers WIN
5 Rams Loss
4 Bucs WIN
4 Cards Loss
4 Jets Loss
4 Ravens Loss
3 Eagles Loss
2 Browns Loss
2 Packers WIN
1 Raiders Loss

Let’s see, the spread picker went 5-7, and I went 5-7, 6-4, and 1-3 in the early, late and night games respectively, for a total of 12-14. Talk about a losing week. I fear that this does not bode well for my bets…

Early Games
Risk 55 for 50 on a 3 team tease: Giants giving 1½, Texans getting 25, 49ers getting 21.

Yeah, that went well. Missed by 5 points, so I start off -55.

Late Games
Risk 55 for 50 on a 3 team tease: Jets getting 16½, Packers getting 17, Rams getting 14½.

And both New York teams have now lost bets for me this week. Lovely. Now at -110 and counting.

Sunday Night
Risk 30 for 60 on the Browns & the Under

Well that wasn’t even close. I’m -140 with one game left.

Monday Night
Risk 30 for 60 on the Eagles & the Over

Ah yes. Losing every bet booked is never good. I finish the week at -170. Ouch!

[post=6780859]Standings[/post]
This week: 12-14, -170
Season: 91-97-2, -720 (-80 per week)
Spread Picker: 40-34-2; Best Bets: 8-2

Against the Spread
6-2-1 Broncos
6-2-1 Seahawks

6-3 Colts
6-3 Giants
6-3 Jags
6-3 Panthers
6-3 Steelers

5-3-1 Bears
5-3-1 Chargers

5-4 Bengals
5-4 Bills
5-4 Falcons
5-4 Lions
5-4 Packers
5-4 Raiders
5-4 Redskins

4-4-1 Cowboys

4-5 Browns
4-5 Bucs
4-5 Chiefs
4-5 49ers
4-5 Patriots
4-5 Texans
4-5 Vikings

3-5-1 Saints

3-6 Dolphins
3-6 Jets
3-6 Rams
3-6 Ravens
3-6 Titans

2-7 Cards
2-7 Eagles