NFL Predictions - Week 7 (Zygi Wilf and his four-letter words)

OK, here we are in Week 7. Let’s take a quick look-see at my running totals so far: 37-49-1 (42.5%) ATS, 28-26 on the O/U and 15-25 on OMNI picks. As we’ll all agree, this sucks. I figure I need to set some new goals for the season to come. With 168 games left to play, I need to go 88-80 for the rest of the season ATS to reach a .500 mark, that’s about a 52.5% clip which is certainly attainable. I need something a bit more ambitious I think, let’s say the goal is to be at .500 by week 10. So I need to average between a 8-6 and 9-5 record over the next 3 weeks. As such I’m going to start looking at things a little earlier in the week and perhaps focus on stats and injury reports in more detail. I’ll revisit the games with no line a little later in the week once they are posted.

Sunday, Oct. 23
**ST. LOUIS NL New Orleans NL **
We’ll check in later.

**MINNESOTA NL Green Bay NL **
Again, we’ll check back later.

**Indianapolis 15 HOUSTON 45 **
After those Indy/St Louis and Seattle/Houston games last week, I don’t know how anyone could confidently pick the Texans to cover. It just doesn’t add up, home game or not. I might look for some juicy stats to talk me out of this pick later, but right now the gut says pretty definitively that this is a no-brainer. The big question is if the Colts will allow Texas to score at all and/or cover that 45 points all by themselves.

The pick: Colts, Under

**CINCINNATI 1 Pittsburgh 43 **
They’re saying that Big Ben is expected to suit up, and the Steelers have shown the ability to win games on the road against good teams. However, the Bengals are simply firing on all cylinders and the Steelers defense hasn’t yet faced what you’d call a scary passing attack, the Pats are pretty good and Brady lit them up for 372 yds. On the flipside, the Bengals haven’t faced too many powerful offenses themselves. The Bears had the best running game and it was pretty effective against the Bengals. In the end, I’m going to side with the healthier team, which is also the home team.

The pick: Bengals, Over

**PHILADELPHIA 4 San Diego 47½ **
This game is a little tricky. LT is a force of nature and the Eagles couldn’t run against my flag football team. San Diego’s defense is good, but not great, while Philly’s is supposedly one of the best. A closer look at the stats tells a different story with the two defenses being almost equal with Philly playing a weaker schedule. It is a home game for the Eagles and they are coming in off a bye week. It’s a tight game, without a doubt, and should be a excellent one to watch. The key stat for me? The Eagles are ranked 23rd against the run with teams like 49ers & Raiders on the schedule.

The pick: Chargers, Under

**MIAMI 2 Kansas City 43 **
I don’t understand this line. KC is the better team in almost every regard. Miami has been a totally different team at home, this is true, but this is a team that lost to the Jets for gods sake. One caveat that makes me hesitate is that KC has struggled to run the ball a little over the last few weeks and the Dolphins are solid against the run. Miami is soft against the run in the red zone however, an area where the Chiefs are one of the best. Take the points.

The pick: Chiefs, Over

**CLEVELAND 3 Detroit 35 **
Harrington and Garcia are splitting snaps and they go on the road to face an up and down Browns team. The Browns have so far gotten their two wins over the NFC North, and that trend might continue. The Lions offense is pretty beat up, especially at WR. The only way they get a win is if Joey Harrington realizes his back is against the wall and plays like his ass is on fire. I don’t see it happening, but you won’t see me putting money on the Browns any time soon.

The pick: Browns, Over

**WASHINGTON 12 San Francisco 37 **
Well, I’m starting Brunell over Carson Palmer in the FFL this week, so I guess you could say I’m expecting an offensive explosion from the Redskins. However, they haven’t exactly been a juggernaut so there’s certainly a potential for them to stall and let the 49ers cover that spread. The trade of Rattay in a way should make you feel a little safer betting against the 49ers since it’d be a real shock to see Alex Smith go on the road in his 2nd start and get a win. It’s not like the Redskins D sucks either.

The pick: Redskins, Under

**SEATTLE 3 Dallas 46 **
Difficult one for me, the Seahawks are in the middle of an ugly off the field incident that may or may not have an effect. The Cowboys haven’t quite been the picture of bliss either and they lost a favorite target for Bledsoe and have a banged up backfield. Nonetheless J. Jones should be suiting up and getting the bulk of the snaps again, but the advantage is still with Mr. Alexander. The Seahawks have a depleted WR core still, and Dallas’ D has been playing exceedingly well. When in doubt go with the best player at home.

The pick: Seahawks, Under

**OAKLAND 3 Buffalo 40 **
Moss is doubtful and that has to change the dynamic of the Oakland attack by big margin. Both teams have been really poor against the run, and it’s never a good idea to wager on a crappy QB on the road. I’m at a loss to understand why Norv Turner keeps getting work, I think you’d be hard pressed to say they played a decent game since that opener against the Pats. However, with the exception of the LT show they’ve been in just about every game. I feel like McGahee could single-handedly dominate this game, but I’m too chicken to hitch my wagon to Kelly Holcomb flying cross country into the Black Hole and getting a W. This one may take more consideration later.

The pick: Raiders, Over

**CHICAGO 1 Baltimore 31 **
The Bears have the better defense and the better running game. Even if Orton has another bad game, I still like the Bears chances since the Ravens offense will not score against the Bears D.

The pick: Bears, Over

**ARIZONA 3 Tennessee 46 **
The Titans have lost Drew Bennett and most of their ability to stretch the field. The Cards defense is still pretty competitive, especially at home, and I’m not sure Chris Brown will be enough to outscore a Cardinals passing game that’s been pretty scary at times. To ice the choice the Titans sport the 25th defense in the league.

The pick: Cardinals, Over

**N.Y. GIANTS 1½ Denver 47 **
The Cowboys shut down the Giants last week and the Broncos have a better overall defense. This time the game is in Jersey, so a Denver doesn’t have that big advantage, but the way Plummer and Co have been playing should scare Ellis Dee. Somehow Shanahan has sorted them out and got his team playing with a bit of a chip on it’s shoulder. The Giants D won’t slow down any aspects of the Denver offense and while Eli will put up decent numbers at home, Plummer will outscore him.

The pick: Broncos, Over

Monday, Oct. 24
ATLANTA 7 N.Y. Jets 40
Both NYC teams in primetime this week. Once again Vinny takes his crew on the road against a formidable defense, and once again I see no reason to expect the team to rally. Atlanta is better than Buffalo in every facet and the Bills won by 10 last week, and that was with a unexpectedly big game from Martin. He won’t repeat that against the Falcons defense and I’m smelling a blow out.

The pick: Falcons, Over

Quick bit of nitpickery – the Giants game is at 4:15 EST. There is no Sunday Night game this week (I don’t follow minor sports, but I believe there is a championship series of some sort being played that night. I’ll guess the NFL decided to be nice and not compete with their little game).

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My schedule has changed around so I’m out Fridays instead of Saturdays now, so I’ll be in Saturday to do my whole roundup. I would not have put any action on the Dolphins game, as it won’t be broadcast outside of Miami and Denver, so it doesn’t have that “there’s a game on so you have to bet” requirement like the Sunday & Monday night games.

But I will weigh in now on that game as a pick for the record:

Chiefs to cover the points, but no opinion on the over/under. 43 is a good number.

As **Ellis Dee[/b[ alluded, the Miami-Kansas city game in Miami has been moved forward to Friday night at the last minute to avoid Hurricane Wilma (another one for godssake). It sucks that it won’t be televised nation wide, I see no reason not to. Sometimes these draconian TV rights agreements the league and networds arranged baffles me. How exactly would it be bad business to show a game on Monday night? I can list exactly two reasons not to,

  1. To avoid stepping on Friday Night High School Football games across the country. A promise the NFL has made that I’ve always respected. However in this isolated case I think it’d be OK, so long as they didn’t make a habit of it.

  2. To avoid these two franchises gaining a financial advantage over the other franchises and/or the network gaining a boost from their broadcast that exceeds the contract. In both cases an easy fix would be to earmark any extraneous profits for Hurricane Relief.

Seems a little pedantic to disallow the rest of the country the opportunity to watch it, if it were on Sunday some parts of the country outside Miami and KC would get to see it, and everyone would get real-time highlights during the other broadcasts. Lemme see this game already!

They claim it’s because of the Friday Night High School thing, and that it’s not rights-based but rather a NFL executive decision. Whatever.

Personally, I think they should just put the damn game on, but I’m probably better off without since I try to make Fridays my non-sports-obsessed social night of the weekend.

We’re just collecting mistakes in here. In my last post, I of course meant Kansas City, not Denver. (I have Denver on the brain, for some odd reason. heh.) And I’m guessing Omni meant Friday, not Monday, at the end of his first paragraph.

But as my buddy with the NFL package on DirecTV discovered last time they had one of these deals, the Dolphins game will be broadcast at its regularly scheduled time; it’ll just be on tape delay.

So everyone outside of those two markets who was going to be able to see it, if I understand the policy correctly, will be able to see it without change. But then again, the only out-of-market games that anybody ever sees, I believe, are the national games. And those are, obviously, the same for all. Since the Dolphins game wasn’t a national game, it wouldn’t have been shown outside those two markets anyway.

But then again, I’m a little fuzzy on this. There is no such thing as a regional out of market broadcast, right? Like, say, showing the Dolphins Chiefs game in San Diego because it’s a division rival. My understanding is that the only games anyone ever gets to see are their local market teams (of which I have three, because I rule…I get the Hartford stations, which are part of the Patriots market) and the national games. Can anyone disprove me with an example of a broadcast that fit neither description?

Aside from the subscription NFL Package, of course. I mean free broadcasts.

Well, occasionally in Chicago on whatever channel isn’t carring the Bears that particular weekend tends to cut away to alternate games when the “national” game is out of hand. Supposing the Bears are playing the early game, and then both CBS and FOX have afternoon games in our market, once one of them gets out of hand or if it finishes early they’ll usually cut away to another game on that channel. In that example, there’s at least a chance that I’d get to see the closing minutes of the KC/Miami game after the national broadcast is done.

Kansas City @ Miami - Dolphins, Over.

A few I’ve bet this week. . .

Cowboys +3.5
Vikings +2
Bears -1
I never bet O/Us but I have Bal/Chi over 30.5. I know – this game could be 13-6. TDs are going to be at a premium, but I just can’t believe that teams can be shut down THAT dramatically to not even score a combined 4 Tds + a FG.

Besides, Baltimore’s Defense has looked pretty weak on the road this year.

But mainly, I’m going to be watching the game, so a little extra action is always nice.

13-6, that game could just as easily be 6-3. Of course, the other side is that there’s a pretty significant chance you could cover the over just off of defensive scores.

I’m sort of hoping that something comes up so I won’t have to watch that game. It’s bad enough that I’m going to have to pretend to care about Steelers/Bengals in the early game.

My gut instincts have been pretty bad so far, as i was 1-4 last week and 2-11 for the season, so i think i’ll try a different tactic.

Against The Spread:
MIAMI…defeats Kansas City
ST LOUIS… defeats New Orleans
MINNESOTA… defeats Green Bay
Pittsburgh… defeats CINCINNATI
PHILADELPHIA defeats San Diego
Dallas… defeats SEATTLE
OAKLAND… defeats Buffalo
ARIZONA… defeats Tennessee
Denver… defeats NY GIANTS
NY Jets… defeats ATLANTA

I made this mistake once this season, i’ve ignored the advice of my father. When i was a kid, i was looking at the spreads on his football card, and i asked him why he never picked the underdog in a game with a huge point spread (usually college games). He told me that those games were usually blowouts. If the spreads were as high as they should be, few people would choose the favorite, and as we all know, the bookie’s objective is to get half the bettors to choose each side. So the spread is lower than the expected outcome.

I’ll heed his advice this time. The game is more likely than not going to be a blowout, so i’ll take Indianapolis to cover.

Last week I went 14-0 (straight winners, not against the spread) and I’m going to carry the luck over this week.

Houston covers and wins.

Come Sunday night you’ll all hail me as a genius.

Friday, Oct 21
**MIAMI 2 Kansas City 43 **
It’s going to be wet and breezy. KC has the edge in the running game. Dolphins might have an edge on defense. But even the Bucs put up some points on them.

The pick: Chiefs, Under

Sunday, Oct. 23
**ST. LOUIS NL New Orleans NL **
We’ll check in later.

**MINNESOTA NL Green Bay NL **
Again, we’ll check back later.

(Okay, what’s with all of these National League games?)

**Indianapolis 15 HOUSTON 45 **
Yep

The pick: Colts, Under

**CINCINNATI 1 Pittsburgh 43 **
My concern here is that the Bengals have not played “anyone” yet (same as the Bucs). Still, I want to see the Tigers get out to a big division lead. What the hey.

The pick: Bengals, Under

**PHILADELPHIA 4 San Diego 47½ **

The pick: Eagles, SU, Chargers ATS, Under

**CLEVELAND 3 Detroit 35 **

The pick: Browns, Over

**WASHINGTON 12 San Francisco 37 **

The pick: Redskins SU, SF ATS, Over

**SEATTLE 3 Dallas 46 **
Easily Hawks at home. They’ve played well there and Dallas is not the best of road teams.

The pick: Seahawks, Over

**OAKLAND 3 Buffalo 40 **

The pick: Bills, Over

**CHICAGO 1 Baltimore 31 **
Bears had better win this one.

The pick: Bears, Over

**ARIZONA 3 Tennessee 46 **

The pick: Cardinals, Under

**N.Y. GIANTS 1½ Denver 47 **
Bet Eli at home, against him on the road. That’s my strategy.

The pick: NYG Under

Monday, Oct. 24
ATLANTA 7 N.Y. Jets 40

The pick: Falcons, Over

Great Column by the Sports Guy yesterday that you should all check out.

Highlighted by this inset where he makes his World Series pick:

Find it here

Lets get those No Line games cleared up.

**ST. LOUIS 3 New Orleans 47 **
Jamie Martin to start, even with the Saints going on the road you have to be pretty nuts to consider picking the Rams this week. I’m going out on a limb to predict that Aaron Brooks finally has a breakout game. And no, thats not just because I’m starting him on my FFL team due to a bye week.

The pick: Saints, Under

**Green Bay 1½ MINNESOTA 44 **
This might be the last chance for the Vikings to do something. If they lose this game I think they will all give up on the season and Tice will be canned very soon. They really need this win at home against the hated Pack. As a result you can assume that they will be pulling out all the stops to win this one. Part of me thinks that Favre will have a field day against the Minny D, but he has struggled historically in domes.

The pick: Vikings, Over

First, looks like I’m picking up right where I left off last week, pick correct winner, ATS but totally punting the O/U with the first game, last night’s 30-20 victory by the Chefs.
**ST. LOUIS 3 New Orleans 47 **
Man, this is a tough pick. I hate to pick the Saints, I hate to pick the Rams. So I’ll hedge: Rams win, Saints cover. I don’t really think that will happen, but I’m counting my straight up totals.

The pick: Rams SU, Saints ATS, under

**Green Bay 1½ MINNESOTA 44 **
Even though Favre struggles in Domes, I think the Sex Boat hangover continues for the Vikes.

The pick: Packers, Over

Other news of note: Billy Volek will start for the Titans on Sunday.

That was a great read. I particularly liked this bit:

hehheh.

8:00pm 20 **DOLPHINS…2…**30 **Chiefs…**50 **43…**Chiefs cover the points.

1:00pm…**RAMS…3…Saints…47…**Saints in the upset. The over looks pretty good.
1:00pm…**Packers…1½…VIKINGS…44…**Packers, I guess.
1:00pm…**Colts…15…TEXANS…45…**Texans keep it close enough at home to cover. Over.
1:00pm…**BENGALS…1…Steelers…43…**Ben leads the Steelers back to contention. Over.
1:00pm…**EAGLES…4…Chargers…47½…**Chargers run wild on Philly, but it stays under.
1:00pm…**BROWNS…3…Lions…35…**Browns and the over. I like them both a lot.
1:00pm…**REDSKINS…12…49ers…37…**Twelve?! sigh Redskins and the under.

4:05pm…**SEAHAWKS…3…Cowboys…46…**Cowboys keep it rolling and keep it under.
4:15pm…**RAIDERS…3…Bills…40…**Bills may or may not cover, but this game is over.
4:15pm…**BEARS…1…Ravens…31…**Bears suck a little less, IMO. Over.
4:15pm…**CARDS…3…Titans…46…**Titans get the road win. Under.
4:15pm…**GIANTS…1½…Broncos…47…**Giants. G-Men. Jints. Big Blue. Four wins! Under.

9:00pm…**FALCONS…7…Jets…40…**As much as it pains me, Falcons and the over.

Spread Picker Picks
5 Texans
4 Cowboys
4 Rams
4 Vikings
3 Cards
2 Broncos
2 Dolphins Loss
2 Eagles
2 49ers
2 Jets
2 Ravens
1 Raiders
1 Steelers

Okay, I’ve been taking a beating, so it’s time to win something. I’m due, right?

Early Games
Risk 55 for 50 on a tease: Texans getting 23, 49ers getting 20, and the Chargers getting 12.

Late Games
Risk 55 for 50 on the Giants

Monday Night
Risk 30 for 60 on the Falcons & the Over

[post=6696653]Standings[/post]
Last week: 9-14, -225
Season: 41-54, -400
Spread Picker: 19-10