NFL Picks Week 10 - The Resurrection

Well folks, I’ve decided to resurrect the NFL predictions thread. I hope a few of you guys are interested by this. In case you haven’t been around for this before, Gazoo and I took turns predicting the outcomes of the weeks games like this. My main motivation was because I’m involved in an annual pool in which I’m challenged to pick 5 games against the spread every week. You’ve got to get all 5 right in order to win the pot. That has evolved into what because called my OMNI- picks in these parts. I’m going to chime in tomorrow with a final decision on who my OMNI picks will be this week. So far I’m having a terrible season both prognosticating and in my fantasy teams. I blame this on my lack of time and effort in research, partly as a symptom of my having moved apartments right at the season outset and my losing Internet access for the bulk of the first month of the season. Gazoo has been involved with a website called http://www.gridirontalk.com, I suggest you all check it out. I’m going to try and suck him back into here for the remainder of the season, and to rededicate myself to this. Hope you guys participate and enjoy this like people have in seasons past. Feel free to chime in with any disagreements, your own picks, your own OMNI- picks, or any football chatter you so choose.

Sunday’s Games
Miami @ ** Tennessee** 12:00pm (Tennessee -5.0)
I think that 5 point spread is a little deceiving. Most of those points are loaded for the homefield advantage. However, the 'Phins have had trouble with the O line, causing Ricky to slump and the QBs to take alot of hits. Those factors will be even more apparent against a talented D like the Titans. But lets remember that Griese looked pretty solid in his last outing against a good Colts D, and the rust should be wearing off. In the end it’s all going to come down to Ricky, and the Titans run D is one of the best. All that said, we can’t forget that the Miami D isn’t too shabby, and Eddie George isn’t going to dominate. McNair is the MVP so far IMHO, and his passing game will still be effective against a great secondary. One last point, Zach Thomas is iffy with a bad Groin, a huge loss for them. Don’t expect a shootout, and I think the Titans will win. I’m a little iffy about that spread, Tennessee is pretty nasty at home, but 5 points can be alot against a team like Miami. I’m going to guess that the annual Miami slide starts this week, but not very confidently. Final Score, Titans 23 - Miami 17.

Arizona @ Pittsburgh 12:00pm (Pittsburgh -7.5)
I was as stunned as the rest of you that Arizona was able to upset Cincy last week…read that sentence again. Considering that, and how awful the Steelers have looked lately, why is this a 7.5 point spread? I realize this game is at Ketchup Field, but lets be serious. The Cardinals have a better offense than the Steelers, flat out. The defenses aren’t equally matched, and the Steelers have an advantage, but not a 7.5 point one. Its gonna be chilly. Maddox has a serious case of happy feet, and it’s basically taken Plaxico out of the game. Take the Cardinals with the points in this one, I wouldn’t stake alot on the Cards winning it outright, though I think they will, but 7.5 points is a gift. Final score, Cardinals 27 - Steelers 23.

Chicago @ Detroit 12:00pm (Detroit -2.0)
Its been a dark, dark season for my Bears. It began for me on they day that they got Kordelled. From that point forward it was a only somewhat mitigated hatred that I had for this team. I wished them great misfortune as punishment for their idiotic choices to keep Shoop and add Kordell…can you imagine a worse offensive combo? Now my prayers have been partially answered knocking Kordell out, mercifully. Chandler most certainly isn’t a godsend with this miserable offensive line, but the resurgence of A-Train can give him a real good chance to be effective. On the other side of the ball, the D is improving with serious contributions from some young pups. Though I’d say the dominant factor in their gains is a direct result of the pressure taken off by a more effective and ball controlling offense. On the flipside, the Lions have a awful defense, especially against the run. A-Train looks to be in position for a very good day. Harrington has regressed and the Lions offense is very banged up. No running game and no deep passing game to speak of. All those factors make it strange to me that they are favored, even at home. Last week’s win was mainly inspired by Oakland’s charity and ineptitude. Bears win this one going away. Final Score, Bears 28 - Lions 10. Might be an OMNI- Pick.

Atlanta @ N.Y. Giants 12:00pm (N.Y. Giants -10.5)
Huge spread for an inconsistent team at home, but the Giants are against the wall. Atlanta has tons of problems, and they aren’t any healthier this week. Still no Vick, and as much as I’d love to see my boy Kittner blow up for a 300+ yard day, it probably won’t happen, its not clear to me who’s even starting, not that it matters. The Giants secondary isn’t dominating, but the pass rush can be. I expect this one to be a blow out, and the Giants probably won’t be forced into alot of turn overs, which has been their Achilles all season. Toomer, Tiki and Shockey will all have field days, while Strahan may choke on who ever the QB is. The 1-2 punch of the Falcons running game will probably allow them to score some points against a porous Giants run D, it won’t be nearly enough. Final Score, Giants 38 - Falcons 20.

Seattle @ Washington 12:00pm (Washington +3.0)
I don’t think this game is going to be much fun for anyone to watch, and the pundits have probably given the home team a little too much credit once again. The Seahawks have a very effective defense and are able to get to the QB. anyone who’s watched any of the NFL TV experts, has seen how poorly the Redskins protect the QB. As good as Laverneous has been (which I admit I underestimated at the outset of the season), he won’t be able to run wild against Seattle if Ramsey is on his back. Plus it’s a secondary that will challenge him. On the other side of the ball, the Seahawks won’t have a easy path since the Redskins can D up. Alexander has been consistent and effective all season, and thats the major weakness of the 'Skin D. Koren Robinson is likely to start, but the Redskins secondary is still one of the best. However, with all the time they’ll spend on the field and playing run support, they won’t shift the balance here. I hate 3 point spreads, but I’m feeling pretty good about the Seahawks here. Final Score, Seahawks 27 - Redskins 12. Another possibility of an OMNI- pick.

Tampa Bay @ Carolina 12:00pm (Carolina +3.5)
Stephen Davis is listed as Questionable for this one, and the reports state that he hasn’t been practicing. Odds are good that Foster will get alot of the work in this one. Too bad since Tampa struggles against a power runner. Foster is very good, but he isn’t the straight ahead guy that Davis is. Could be a big advantage for Tampa here. Tampa is very dinged up on both sides of the ball, most of those guys will probably be on the field, but the cumulative effect could be an issue, especially in a big divisional road tilt. Don’t think that Fox hasn’t been telling his team that this game could put the divisional title out of reach, even though they’ve lost 2 of the last 3. Last weeks loss was a bad one, and we’ll see how this team responds. Tampa has managed to lose to bad teams and beat decent ones lately, which is confounding. Frankly I think that they have their back against the wall, and still being the Champs, I expect them to step up this week. It’ll be another low scoring affair, and I expect the Bucs to win. However, 3.5 pts could be a factor. I wouldn’t stake money on this one. Final Score, Bucs 17 - Panthers 14.

Indianapolis @ Jacksonville 12:00pm (Jacksonville +6.0)
The Colts are coming together, and statistically speaking the Jags shouldn’t be able to do much to stop them. The Jags however are pretty nasty against the Run, and could take Edge out of the gameplan. That very likely could be of interest to fantasy owners such as myself, but I’m not sure it’s much of an advantage for them to make Peyton throw even more. I’m thinking Indy feels pretty good about its chances with a passing attack against Jax. Offensively the Jags have been nothing to sneeze at, and the match up against the developing Indy D could be alot of fun to watch. Taylor’s groin seems to be doing just fine, which shocked more people than the fact that Quincy Carter can indeed play QB. Its a gambler friendly 6 point spread, which means I’m going to take advantage. these are usually the choices that reach up and bite me in the ass, so we’ll see if I make it a OMNI- pick. Final Score, Colts 31 - Jags 20.

Houston @ Cincinnati 12:00pm (Cincinnati -5.5)
Had I not seen last weeks outcomes, I’d have gone into this game with the same opinion as I did the Cincy - Arizona game. All indications point to Cincy being dominant, except for the fact that last week Kitna played like the Kitna of old, and Houston played like a vintage Parcells coached team last week. The Texan’s might just have themselves a serious RB in Davis, and with a occasionally stingy D could cause trouble for anyone. Dillon is probably out for this game, but I’m not sure thats such a tragedy considering how Rudi Johnson looks. Both teams are nursing alot of injuries at key spots, and it’s unclear as of yet which ones will be effective and which won’t. I’m a little surprised that the spread isn’t closer in this one but I can’t say its enough to sway my opinion. I highly doubt that I’ll be hanging money on either of these teams soon, so take this for what its worth. Final Score, Bengals 27 - Texans 20.

Cleveland @ Kansas City 12:00pm (Kansas City -9.5)
How good is KC? Thats the million dollar question. Holmes is a super stud, and I’m kicking myself for not having more faith in his healing during my fantasy drafts. I love 9.5 point spreads, just big enough to seem big, but that half point makes a huge difference when you get down to insurance field goals. To make things worse, or better depending on your point of view, William Green is riding the leather sofa this week. KC is even at home after a bye week…couldn’t be much juicier than that. The Browns are the lowest scoring team in the league so far, third lowest yardage totals, and are making another QB change. Get this, to make it all worse, Butch Davis benched leading WR Kevin Johnson. This one will probably be a drubbing. Final Score, Chiefs 30 - Browns 6.

Minnesota @ San Diego 3:05pm (San Diego +5.5)
Flutie Flakes at the helm! Who’da thunk it? What are the odds that he makes the difference, gets David Boston involved, and takes the pressure of LT? I’d say they are pretty long. Especially when you have outscore a explosive offense against one of the leagues worst Ds. Again, they seem to be giving alot of dap to the home team with this spread. Frankly this one is more lopsided on paper than the KC game. I can’t imagine that playing on grass in beautiful weather is going to hamper the Vikes here. However, and its a big however, the Vikes have just been slaughters by the run lately. Tough to say if its correctable, or if this defense has been solved. If its a chronic issue, the Bolts have one of the best weapons to exploit it. Because of that fact, I’m not going to stake money on this one unless I get desperate. Final Score, Vikes 35 - Chargers 23.

Buffalo @ Dallas 3:15pm (Dallas -4.0)
This one will probably be a battle of the running games. Hambrick and Henry are both getting into a good rhythm. The Bills have gotten pasted in their last two road games, and the Dallas team is solid in all phases of the game. The Bills secondary will probably be able to make a few plays to contain Quincy Carter, but I don’t think it’ll be enough to keep that offense off the field. Parcells also knows Bledsoe well, and will probably have some success in scheming a gameplan against him. Belichick was successful in doing so last season in their match ups, I wager that Parcells will have something up his sleeve this time. The glimmer of hope is the return of Moulds, but Dallas is too strong against the pass. Final Score, Cowboys 24 - Bills 17.

N.Y. Jets @ Oakland 3:15pm (Oakland +3.0)
[Boomer] J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets at Th’ Raaaaaiders. [/Boomer] Why is it that these teams seem to play so damn often. Maybe its just me. The Raiders look really really ugly. and the Jets seem to look better when you watch them play, but the results just aren’t there. The Raiders are only getting there here, and thats probably the balance of the home field. How’s this situation suit you, the Raiders QB depth chart reads like this: QB 3 MIRER, Rick | 17 Martin, Tee | 00 JOHNSON, Rob. Wow…U-G-L-Y. Just how Rice and Brown envisioned their swan song. On the flipside, the Jets played pretty competitively against a decent Giants squad last week and have been consistently close against just about everyone. They tend to play alot better at home, but things could be a little different now that Pennington is getting back up to speed. Final Score, Jets 24 - Raiders 13.
Sunday Night Football

Baltimore @ St. Louis 7:30pm (St. Louis -7.0)
This should be a great game to watch. A very nice match up for primetime for a change. You think Faulk is excited to get back against the Raven’s D? I’m not sure I consider him a force of nature any more, but when determined he can be as effective as anyone. The fact that this game is in the dome is huge, because it really takes away the strengths of the Ravens team. The D won’t be as dominating when the Rams can stretch the field and Lewis won’t be able to be as crushing on turf. Then again, the Rams haven’t exactly been very successful against strong teams this year. The injuries and Warner situation didn’t help matters, but they haven’t exactly played a murders row this season so far. This is a very tough game to call, and I’m not really sure where to go with it. I have a feeling that this will be a sloppy game with alot of mistakes on both sides. Those mistakes will keep it closer and lower scoring than expected. Final Score, Rams 21 - Ravens 17.
Monday Night Football

Philadelphia @ Green Bay 8:00pm (Green Bay -4.5)
Both of these teams are surging back to where they expected to be at the outset of the season. Yet, both teams present major problems at weak areas for the other team. The Pack has struggled on defense this year, especially against the run which could be a real plus for the Eagles offense. The Packers have run the ball well, but its the major strength of the Eagles to stop it. Green Bay hasn’t really proved that it can run against a stout front 7, so I see no reason to expect Ahman Green to take the pressure off Favre. The Eagles secondary is average, so it could go either way there. I don’t expect Philly to be too rattled by playing in Lambeau at night, but one should never bet against Favre at home on Monday. Should be a close game, and one I won’t be wagering on. Final Score, Packers 27 - Eagles 20. (you should know that I had the Eagles scoring 23, and flip flopped a few times before settling on this)

Nice. Normally I avoid these threads so I don’t a) pollute my thinking with other peoples’ opinions or b) give away the answers ahead of time, but I’ve been bad enough against the spread the last couple of weeks that I’m sure it doesn’t matter much.

Haven’t read yours yet Omni. Let’s see where this leads us.

Houston +5.5 @ Cincinnati
Houston’s primed for a letdown after a big upset over Carolina last week, and Cinci’s coming off a tough loss to the laughingstock Cards. I wouldn’t have guessed the Bengals thought they were good enough to suffer a trap game, even against the Cards, and you’d think Lewis would have his charges primed for another big game against a crap team, but I’ve liked Houston all year, and they’ve been keeping games close (well, they have every week except the one time I picked them to cover two touchdowns against the Titans anyway). I don’t think Cinci’s gonna beat them by a TD if at all.

Chicago +2 @ Detroit
Who knows. I guess Detroit is favored because they ‘upset’ the Raiders last week, but everybody saw that one coming and it had nothing to do with the Lions. Chandler’s been fairly efficient helming the offense and AT appears to be coming back to his 2001 form. This one’s a tossup so I’ll take the points and the Jauron over Mariucci legacy to give the Bears their first road win since like the 1980’s.

Miami +5 @ Tennessee
These two teams are pretty evenly matched on paper, but the TItans are a buzz saw at Adelphia (or whatever it’s called now) and the Fins can’t play on the road. Ricky’s been running on fumes apparently, and the Miami offense will have a tough time getting going. Mcnair won’t.

Cleveland +9.5 @ Kansas City
KC’s gonna lose one of these easy games before Week 13 but it won’t be this one. J.J. Jackson just won’t get it done, and Cleveland’s problems at QB don’t make them a good bet. 10 points is a lot, though, and the Chiefs are bound to come up short sooner or later. But I just don’t see them letting the Oranges keep it close this week in Kansas City.

Atlanta +10.5 @ Giants
I hate picking blowout spreads. I’ve had both these teams pegged for the last few weeks (including the Giants taking down the Vikes, of course), but this one makes me uneasy. In the end I’ve got to go with Kerry Collins’ strong performances of late and the total absence of any Falcons that can make plays on offense and go against the points despite my fears.

Arizona +7.5 @ Pittsburgh
The Cards are playing way above their heads and they’re going to get blown out this week. The Steelers have far too many weapons on both sides of the ball to fall to 2-7. Expect to see a couple of trick plays out of Cowher’s game plan this week.

Seattle -3 @ Washington
The 'Hawks turned it on late last week against Pittsburgh. Expect to see more high-flying action from them this week. The 'Skins have some good corners, but Alexander will pound the ball enough to spread their defense enough for Hasselbeck to take advantage. I don’t expect to see any more drops from D-Jax and K-Rob if Holmgren has any sense at all. This is a dangerous game for them, but if they just stick to the game plan they should be fine.

Tampa Bay -3 @ Carolina
Even week, Bucs win. Tough consecutive losses for Carolina, and they developed the formula that teams have been using to beat Tampa, but Gruden’s smart enough to avoid the sweep, and Tampa’s pass protection should be good enough to give BJ the time he needs to win this one.

Indianapolis -6 @ Jacksonville
I have no respect for the Jags’ game. Dungy’s got this defense whipped into shape and they should be able to take full advantage of Leftwich and the Jags’ propensity to turn the ball over. Manning won’t have his best game but he’ll have more than enough opportunities that it won’t matter.

Minnesota -5.5 @ San Diego
Lots of home dogs this week. Somewhat similar to last week, I’m going to end up picking almost all favorites this week and probably regretting it. But like last week, there seems to be compelling reasons to go against the points in each matchup. Disclaimer: I’m not sure I’ve picked the Bolts correctly against the spread yet this season. But they’re horrible, and the Vikes aren’t imploding just yet – 3 consecutive losses isn’t happening, not against the Chargers.

Buffalo +4 @ Dallas
What a turnaround from the first few weeks of the season for these two teams. Dallas is vastly overrated at the moment, but Parcells is canny. On the other hand, the Bills have had a week to prepare. I always forget his name, but I hate their OC, and he’s not very smart, but I see Dallas falling short this week. If they do pull this one out, it’ll be a biter.

Jets -3 @ Oakland
These two teams always play each other tough. Callahan is a loser, pure and simple. But this will be the Raiders’ “renaissance” game where they look like Super Bowl contenders again and briefly resurrect hopes before finally passing into oblivion for the season. Pennington will continue his string of fine performances and frustrating losses as Oakland’s ancient CBs and WRs come out for one last shining game (and, FTR, Oakland will be murdered by Minnesota in Week 11 as the Jets upset the Colts).

Baltimore +7 @ St. Louis
What a mysterious game last week at the Niners. I watched it on mute from a poker table at the El Dorado in Reno, and I just couldn’t figure out what was going on. So I’m taking it as an example of Martz’s overconfidence biting him again and taking the Rams to win this week. Baltimore’s good enough to keep it within a TD, though, and Boller has shown the last couple of weeks that he’s got enough talent to make something out of this offense. This may be the matchup of the two biggest egos in the NFL, and I don’t see a blowout coming.

Philadelphia +4.5 @ Green Bay
What an interesting matchup, and not at all the game I’m sure the schedule-makers predicted when they laid this one out for Monday night. Two teams that were expected to dominate were barely on the brink of contention last week before two big wins – but the fact that Philly had to beat the punchless Falcons to get here should be telling. Favre’s not quite ready to emerge with his late-season brilliance to vault the Packers into the playoffs, but he’ll have a good enough game to take this one home. I fear Philly’s spread-out approach on offense and special teams excellence, and I wavered back and forth between taking the home team and taking the points until I saw that I only had five home teams out of 13 games so far so I’ll take Green Bay.

Hey Omni, got your email. There have been some threads on this subject, I think that Stuffy was starting some, maybe a couple of others, sometimes here in MPSIMS and sometimes in IMHO. I did a big write up in the first week, then the hamsters ate my picks, and I didn’t bother to try again. Couple that with my general lack of time and my frustration at the seesaw that is the Bucs season… anyway, I don’t even read the trades the week after a Bucs loss. Just turns me sour to the sport, until the following Sunday when hope springs eternal.

Anyway, that said, I’m a trooper and I’ll give it a shot tomorrow. I might even pick in a word processor and then post here just in case those dread hamsters come to call.

Brief addendum regarding TB @ Car:

I think there’s an extremely good chance that the Panthers get shut out this week. But how funny is it that a 4-4 team is giving 4 points on the road against a 6-2 team? And nobody seems to think that’s at all out of place.

Okay, I’ll post just one more time (I’ve grown unaccustomed to the SDMB and forget the twice/once rule, too used to lj and being able to edit/delete posts I guess).

My Omni-picks would be from the following group:
TEN -5 vs mia
ind -6 @ JAX
tb -3 @ CAR (where are your spreads coming from, btw? I’m using Yahoo by default)
PIT -7.5 vs ari
min -5.5 @ SD
chi +2 @ DET

My spreads are coming from the USA Today’s Thursday lines. That’s what my Pick 5 pool uses, so it’s what I traditionally focus my efforts on.

I learned this in a painful way last season, then got lazy and started not using a WP again, until I got burned a second time. Never again, Textpad is my friend when it comes to football posts.

BTW, I have been just horrible at picking this season; marginally better in Fantasy Football. We’ll see where this goes then. Maybe my problem was in not spelling out my picks ahead of time for dissection. Anyway, I took the stuff the WL just posted as my basis, I really don’t even know who is playing whom until reading the below, and like WL don’t like to read other people’s picks until I’ve through through my own. Ok, think is a strong word for what I’ve done, but you get the picture…

Houston +5.5 @ Cincinnati
Both difficult teams to read as far as how they really rate. I’ll have to check the injury report on Dominack Davis (is that how he spells his first name?) Also should check if Houston has won on the road, at least since the Miami opener. Or was that in Houston? I should also confess that I get confused on these as to who is the favorite. It’s Cincy, right? Anyway I think that Cincinnati probably wins this one at home, continuing to show improvement, though VERY far from the playoff caliber team that some of the crazy fans around here dream about in their football crack induced haze.
Cincinnati 27 - 20

Chicago +2 @ Detroit
Again two lesser powers, and I think this could be close, but with the Chandelier at QB and the A-train running well again it should be the Bearcubs here.
Chicago 23-20

Miami +5 @ Tennessee
At home I’ve got to go with Steve “Superman” McNair, although I seem to recall that his receivers corps is hurting. The funny thing is here that Ricky Williams and McNair will likely be the bylines, with a couple of nods thrown in to a resurging Eddie George, but in reality this game hinges on the defense. Again, injuries are really starting to be a factor at this point in the season, and it seems that maybe Miami is missing some key players, but I still have to go with the Titans at home.
Tennessee 20-12

Cleveland +9.5 @ Kansas City
Hmm, two weeks for the Chefs to prepare for this one, and so far they have been the class of the league, winning both by large margins and by shear guts and determination. So it’s possible that they’ve over analysed for this one and they could fall here. If Tim Couch is the QB then he plays much better on the road, but my dodgy brain seems to recall a report that Holcombe is starting. I love the guy’s grit, but he can only play so many games with broken bones. If I had cojones I’d pick the Browns in a huge upset, and I probably will take them against the spread, but I’m too much of a coward to choose a 9.5 road dog straight up.
KC 35-28 (BTW, that’s the number that came out of my fingertips even though my brain says that both of these teams are way too good to allow that kind of scoring. Maybe they’ll have an NCAA fashioned OT so that I can make the over) :wink:

Atlanta +10.5 @ Giants
Is Vick back yet? No? Take the Gints then in this one, although like my comrade 10.5 seems way too high a price to pay. But in this one I’ll just cough it up and hopefully live to regret it later.

Arizona +7.5 @ Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh has been playing like crap. Marcel Shipp is the real deal. Not so sure about Jeff Blake, his receivers (aside from Anquan) or the defense. But I am apparently a sucker for big road dogs. Maybe I should talk to my therapist about this.
Cardinals 20-13

Seattle -3 @ Washington
Danny Wuerffel doesn’t even want to play for this team. Patrick Ramsey is getting HAMMERED, week in and week out. Steve Spurrier, who I loved at Florida, is seriously overpayed. I don’t like taking road favorites, although I’m drawn like a moth to the road dog flame, but still I have to go with the Osprey on this one. Somehow Ramsey will rally with a steel rod in his head to keep it close, but…
Hawks 27-24 (Yeah, I just called a push. It’s just for fun anyway).

Tampa Bay -3 @ Carolina
Tampa will win this week since they lost last week. However I can take little solace as they’ll find a way to self-destruct and lose to the Sisters of the Poor or whoever they line up against NEXT week. Also, this is the part where either a) the wheels come off the Panthers, showing us that they seriously over-achieved in the past few weeks, or b) they make a dead run to the NFC championship game. I’ll chose c), something from column A and column B. The wheels are going to come off, but they’ll hold against the late charging Saints to win the division. Then they’ll flame out early in the playoffs.
Bucs 18-10 (3 blocked extra points, 2 blocked field goals)

Indianapolis -6 @ Jacksonville
Now here is a game where I could pick a large point spread. Give me 10-15 points here, and I’ll still take the Colts. And not just because of Peyton’s hugely oversized melon, although that’s surely a part of it. They’re defense should prey on Leftwich, they’re offensive weapons should overwhelm the Jax D. Should is such a critical word.
Colts 30-14

Minnesota -5.5 @ San Diego
The loss last week was an anomaly. Maybe there will be another anomalous loss against Doug Flutie this week, who has to be older than I am (and I’m sore after playing about 40 minutes of indoor soccer with some eight year old girls this evening). Randy Moss is maturing into a smart enough player to almost make me forget what an ass he is off the field. All he has to do is stay out of jail for the next 20 years and keep his mouth shut for the rest of his career and I’ll be sold. Since I’m not playing against Daunte in my money league this week he’ll probably only throw for two TDs and hand off for the others, but unless the combined horsepower of Dougie and LT make me eat my words, the Vikes bounce back here:
Vikings 31-21

Buffalo +4 @ Dallas
Does anyone know if Moulds’ groin is better (excuse my FFL aside there)? But it also is integral to whether or not Buffalo can compete here. They’ve been mediocre on defense since the opener and without a passing threat I think that Dallas will stuff Travis Henry.
Cowboys 20-17

Jets -3 @ Oakland
Chad Pennington looked sharp. I cannot even tell you who is the starting QB for the Raider Nation. The only thing that has kept the spread from going higher is that the game is going to be played in the overhyped “Black Hole” (they’re mugging for the cameras, folks) and the Jets have not really been winning games this year. Until they faced what could be the worst team in football at this point.
J-E-T-S 28-15

Baltimore +7 @ St. Louis
Well, St. Louis truly looked like crap last week, or SF really looked good. Take your pick. Another anomaly, sez I. Look for St. Louis to return to form, although they’ll continue to struggle on the ground, and for the Ravens to continue to use this as a learning season for Kyle Boller.
Rams 33 - 19

Philadelphia +4.5 @ Green Bay
Favre just plays better hurt. No one knows why. Maybe it’s the happy pills? Anyway, the way I see it, they should have one of the trainers take a hammer to one of Brett’s pinkies or toes just before every game. Then they’d never lose. Philly is back and better, but not that back and not that better.
Pack 20-17

Ok, one more thing: White Lightning, you really didn’t have to bench a couple of players to lose to me in FFL last week; I’d have beaten you straight up.

:slight_smile:

Just when you think you’re out, they suck you back in… :smiley:

Quick update on the life of Gazoo since I’ve been absent of late. As Omni said, I’m involved in the website www.gridirontalk.com . Right now we are working just as a message board. In the off-season, our main site will become live and it will include fantasy league management, fantasy advice (I currently write a start 'em and sit 'em article), handicapping articles, and much more. I feel very lucky to have the chance to (hopefully) make some money off of my obsession with NFL football. Anyway stop on by over there, we have some monthly contests to win autographed stuff and so forth and we’re hoping to get enough interest to be able to entice our sponsor to pony up some SuperBowl tics for next year.

Here’s my “on the fly” picks:

Sunday’s Games
Miami @ ** Tennessee** 12:00pm (Tennessee -5.0)
As a life long 'Phins fan, I am well prepared for the late season swoon. This year it seems they aren’t even waiting for December. Interesting stat in this game - Miami is 4-0 on the road, the Titans are 3-0 at home. I have no faith in Wannestadt or Greise though, so TEN 20 - MIA 13.

Arizona @ Pittsburgh 12:00pm (Pittsburgh -7.5)
Can Maddox and company get that offense that was supposed to be so high-powered going against a weak 'Zona defense? Can their defense stop the Cards passing game? Yes and No. PIT 30 - AZ 27.

Chicago @ Detroit 12:00pm (Detroit -2.0)
A-Train all day with a sprinkling of Chandler. CHI 21 - DET 16

Atlanta @ N.Y. Giants 12:00pm (N.Y. Giants -10.5)
The Giants seem to play to their competition this season, it’s rough to play to a competitor that’s this low though. NYG 27 - ATL 20.

Seattle @ Washington 12:00pm (Washington +3.0)
That Washington O-line is goig to get Ramsey killed, especially against a good Seahawk pass rush. SEA 24 - WAS 10

Tampa Bay @ Carolina 12:00pm (Carolina +3.5)
Davis is questionable, but I’m confident he’ll play and play well. The difference this time around will be no blocked kicks for the Panthers. TB 17 - CAR 10.

Indianapolis @ Jacksonville 12:00pm (Jacksonville +6.0)
Four teams really stand out to me in the AFC - KC, TEN, NE, and IND. There’s always the worry that one of these teams could be looking past an opponent, plus Manning has been distracted with the book thing. Still, Del Rio and the Jags don’t have enough to stop the Colts. IND 35 - JAX 20

Houston @ Cincinnati 12:00pm (Cincinnati -5.5)
I can’t figure either of these teams out, so I stay clear. Give it to the home team. CIN 21 - HOU 17.

Cleveland @ Kansas City 12:00pm (Kansas City -9.5)
The Browns are a mess and the Chiefs are rolling. No-brainer, right? It should be, but I just have that gut feeling that Cleveland will put a scare into the Chiefs. Overtime wouldn’t surprise me. KC 31 - CLE 28.

Minnesota @ San Diego 3:05pm (San Diego +5.5)
I can’t see this game going any other way. Minnesota rolls under a balanced attack of Culpepper, Moss, Bennett, Williams, and Kleinsausage. MIN 31 - SD 17.

Buffalo @ Dallas 3:15pm (Dallas -4.0)
A couple of tough pass defenses facing each other. Should be a low scoring affair. The 4 point spread is pretty much Vegas’ way of saying, “We don’t know either.” DAL 17 - BUF 13.

N.Y. Jets @ Oakland 3:15pm (Oakland +3.0)
Last week I had OAK in a straight bet, a two-game parlay, a three game parlay, and as my pick in an elimination pool. Imagine my dismay when I looked up and saw Mirer at QB. I cried in my nachos. NYJ 27 - OAK 13.

Sunday Night Football

Baltimore @ St. Louis 7:30pm (St. Louis -7.0)
The weakness of the cover-2 defensive scheme is a big back who can pound it up the middle. That’s Jamal Lewis. The only thing keeping the Ravens from pulling the straight upset in this one is Tory Holt and the semi-weak Raven defensive backfield. Martz could still blow it, but I’ll go with STL 20 - BAL 17.

Monday Night Football

Philadelphia @ Green Bay 8:00pm (Green Bay -4.5)
Nice one Vegas. 4.5 line. I’ve watched the Packers every week and I still can’t figure them out. They basically destroy KC then lose the game on two turnovers. They walk into the desert and get beat by the Cards. They go into the dreaded dome and give the Vikings a spanking. I wouldn’t touch this game with Martha Stewart’s money. GB 24.5 - PHI 20.

Omni Picks
Colts
Titans
Bears
Jets
Vikings

It’s killing me.

On my franchise FFL team, I have Priest Holmes and Jamal Lewis running up the score for me every week. I went 6-0, then dropped the last three games and now I’m in second place in my division (on tiebreakers - all 3 games I lost were to divisional opponents!) and we’ve got five games left before playoff.

Last week, with Lewis on a bye, I opted to start Moe Williams over Anthony Thomas, figuring that Bennett wouldn’t get the start and Williams would get goal-line carries, and that Thomas was too unreliable. We know how that turned out - MN’s running game got nowhere, and Thomas had 2 TDs. Had I started him, I’d be in sole possession of first yadda yadda …

So, my dilemma. Starting Priest Holmes is a guarantee against Cleveland; he’ll get about a billion touchdowns as is. But do I start Anthony Thomas, coming off a great game, going against Detroit’s horrid run defense, or Jamal Lewis, the stud back against the Rams who haven’t given up a 100-yard game to a running back since week 1?

(I won’t even bring up my quarterbacking dilemma, which led me from Kurt Warner to Jake Plummer to David Carr to Marques Tuiasosopo to Brian Griese - I’m getting to the point where I might have to pick up a backup QB and just pray he gets into a game. Or I might get to the point where I’m the kiss of death for any NFL QB, and will take money to start certain people.)

Just noticed an oops in our lines. Washington is a home dog, getting 3 not giving 3.

Gazoo, good to see ya back. Not sure what the problem with those lines is though. They look good to me.

No wonder I get so many bets wrong. I can’t tell a “+” from a “-” !!!

Tough call on Lewis vs. A-Train. I’ll just throw this out to muddle the picture a bit. Lewis has been saying that he’s champing at the bit to face the Rams rush defense. The last time he spouted off like that he went for 295 yards and 2 TDs.

Just to get it on the record, my OMNI- picks for the week are going to be:

Chicago
N.Y. Giants
N.Y. Jets
Kansas City
Seattle

There’s several things that make me uncomfortable about this. First, I’m picking both N.Y. teams, something that makes my skin crawl on principle. I’m picking my home team Bears, talk about primed for a miserable Sunday. I’m miserable enough when they lose, but losing money on it makes it so much worse. I usually avoid them no matter what. I’m picking both the big Home favorites, usually a big gamble. My first alternate is Minnesota over San Diego, and if go 4-1 this week expect to hear me whining about it. Root for me, kids.

Omni picks:

Titans
Cardinals
Jets
Colts
Vikings

Bucs would be my first alternate (I’ll call this my “Omni bitch pick”)

And a prediction for the Giants - Falcons score, which I inexplicably left blank above:

Giants 23-15

Well…the Panthers did it to y’all again.

Are y’all ever going to learn?

They are for real.

What an ugly ugly week. And here I was telling myself that the matchups this week actually looked more predictable than previous weeks for a change. Wow.

So far I’m 6-7 Straight up, and 4-6-3 ATS. 3 pushes this week, bad news for everyone. Worse news that I picked 2 of those pushes as part of my Pick 5. Fuck! We’ll see if I salvage a .500 week tomorrow for the straight up at least. At least I can take solace in teh fact that everyone was FUBAR this week.

I only seem to move ahead in the table in weeks I do badly in. Weird…in my office pool, with the same picks, I’ve only come close to winning in one week, yet here I’m second overall.

Which were the pushes? I only saw Jets-Oakland as a push. Anyway, I just s-u-c-k-e-d this week, first time in forever that I played heavy to favorites, and look at which week the dogs break out. I’m cursed. Plus I got wailed in my Fantasy leagues with heavy byes for most of my studs (my QBs were okay). I ALMOST picked up Jason Hanson in my money league since Elam was on a BYE (and hurt), but my co-owners (who I am really starting to think are morons) outvoted me, and instead we got 1 point from our place kicker. It was tied going into last night where the other team had Wilkins. Ouch!