NFL Season #106, Week 1

Another NFL season is here, Season #106. The league was formed in 1920, and it called itself the American Professional Football Association. There were 14 teams and Jim Thorpe was elected President. There were no official standings or playoffs that year, but the league awarded the championship to the Akron Pros, who finished with a record of 8-0-3. Two years later, the name was changed to the National Football League.

Once again, the season begins with the Super Bowl champs playing at home on Thursday Night Football; this year the Eagles host division rival Dallas. On Friday, the runner-up Chiefs are also playing a division rival, against the Chargers in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Other divisional games on opening weekend include Cincy at Cleveland, Giants at Washington, Niners at Seattle, Lions at Packers, and Vikes at Chicago on Monday Night. But the game of the week is undoubtedly the Sunday night matchup, as two Super Bowl hopefuls meet when Baltimore travels to Buffalo.

Here are the lines, taken from ESPNBet on Monday the 1st at 5:15 pm Central Time.

Thursday:

Cowboys @ Eagles (-7.5)

Friday:

Chiefs @ Chargers (+3.5) in Sao Paulo, Brazil

Sunday early:

Bucs @ Falcons (+2.5)
Bengals @ Browns (+5.5)
Dolphins @ Colts (-1.5)
Raiders @ Patriots (-2.5)
Cardinals @ Saints (+6.5)
Steelers @ Jets (+2.5)
Giants @ Commanders (-6.5)
Panthers @ Jaguars (-3.5)

Sunday late:

Titans @ Broncos (-7.5)
49ers @ Seahawks (+2.5)
Lions @ Packers (-2.5)
Texans @ Rams (-3.5)

Sunday night:

Ravens @ Bills (-1.5)

Monday night:

Vikings @ Bears (+1.5)

Let the fun begin!

Oh, Sundays game looks interesting. Rooting for Baltimore.

Bears being a home dog against a “rookie” QB is wild to me.

Hah, I was just going to comment that I was surprised the line wasn’t bigger in favor of the Vikings. I’m also a little surprised the Pack is favored over the Lions, but I guess they’re well-matched (as far as we know), and Lambeau is a decent advantage.

I’d think Steelers-Jets will be a big game, even if the majority of people are hate-watching.

Delightful.

The Colts have not won a Week 1 game since 2013, Andrew Luck’s second year.

Our Week 1 jinx has been so bad, that in 2020 we lost to the Jaguars and then Jacksonville lost each of its following 15 games to finish 1-15.

A broad and quick overall measure of team strengths are their odds to win the Super Bowl.

My 49ers aren’t as far down on this list as I thought I’d find them, so that’s good.

Week 1 odds
https://sportsbook.fanduel.com/navigation/nfl?tab=super-bowl

Baltimore Ravens +700
Buffalo Bills +750
Philadelphia Eagles +750
Kansas City Chiefs +800
Detroit Lions +1100
Green Bay Packers +1300
San Francisco 49ers +1700
Washington Commanders +2000
Los Angeles Rams +2000
Cincinnati Bengals +2000
Minnesota Vikings +2200
Houston Texans +2500
Denver Broncos +2700
Tampa Bay Buccaneers +2700
Los Angeles Chargers +3000
Chicago Bears +3500
Arizona Cardinals +4000
Pittsburgh Steelers +5500
Jacksonville Jaguars +6000
Dallas Cowboys +6000
Atlanta Falcons +6500
Seattle Seahawks +7000
New England Patriots +7500
Indianapolis Colts +8000
Miami Dolphins +8000
Las Vegas Raiders +12500
Carolina Panthers +12500
New York Giants +15000
Tennessee Titans +20000
New York Jets +25000
Cleveland Browns +30000
New Orleans Saints +40000

Eagles are going to absolutely run over the Cowboys. I’m calling 35-10 or 38-10.

Nope, the Cowboys now have the run stopper Jerruh wanted. Yep, Kenny Clark is gonna push that tush backwards.

Can it be Sunday yet?

I don’t bet and wouldn’t on the first week ever. The phrase, “everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face”, comes to mind. – Mike Tyson

The latest and greatest Head Coach/Coordinator/QB has feet of clay. Your stud who’s going to tear up the league goes down with a torn up knee in the first quarter. Your offensive line imitates turnstiles. The WRs used KY jelly instead of stickum. Stuff happens.

Week 1 is Twilight Zone. It’s the week that’s most likely to have upsets. Teams that will be great later suck and vice versa. Newer players haven’t quite acclimated to teams. It’s a wild time.

The Giants have been outscored a combined 68-6 the last 2 opening days. I’ll be happy if they can keep it close and score a touchdown.

Bring back the Providence Steamrollers!

Another Week 1 fun fact, this is Matt LaFleur’s 7th season as head coach of the Packers and the first time he gets to coach a Week 1 home game.

The Jags and Panthers face each other on Sunday. Both teams came into the league 30 years ago, playing their first games on September 3, 1995. The Jags lost to the Oilers 10-3, while the Panthers lost to the Falcons 23-20 in overtime.

Celebrating injuries is not a good look.

The Seahawks and Buccaneers joined the NFL at the same time 50 years ago.

They’ll be playing against each other this year, both in throwback uniforms.

Bad fucking news. NFL Redzone is getting commercials this year.

7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FILLED FOOTBALL STARTS NOW

Is it the Errol Flynn helmet? Greatest helmet logo of all time.

Well, that fucking sucks. I’ve become addicted to Redzone.

Phil/Dal is probably the worst game of the week by point spread, so it’s stupid of the NFL to open up with that one. I get that every primetime game has to be the NFC East but a 38 to 13 blow out is an awful way to drum up excitement for your season.