Well FEH! I thought I’d checked the times and mine was first. Oh well. At least the Dude knows he wasn’t ignored in the Welcoming arena. 2 welcomes in 2 different posts within just a few minutes of each other. How often does that happen? Dude, you should feel honored. Now get crackin’ with those nekkid pics!
Speaking of which, Shayna, don’t you owe me a couple?
…US a couple!
Ahem! Look at our post counts, Mr. Newbie himself. I do believe it’s the other way around. I’m still waaaaaaiiiiting! And if I don’t get them soon and you think you’re gonna get a birthday post next year, think again, my friend!
< mumbling under my breath > Rassum frassum newbies think they can get away with this stuff.
Ok Shayna, you don’t have an email link, and I can’t link porn to this board, so you’ll just have to settle for these pix of me lounging around my house. 
Holy Smokes! Uh, BratMan, you pass. Your hazing assignment is now complete, with much thanks and drooling.
<slips and falls on her own slobber as she leaves the thread>
Hey, Shayna, does this mean I’m no longer a newbie, or do I still have to peel these grapes for you?
Hell, messing with Wally made my weekend!
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Wow my day is looking up already 
Shayna, as a matter of fact, I think you owe me several of those nude pics.
<—Post count babe!
Anyways, I’ll take delivery by e-mail, or in person.
Nude pics of yourself that is, while I’d also like to share the rest you might acquire. Now, I have a quite elaborate initiation planned for you, I hope you can spare, oh, around 60 hours.
Gnarly Narly Dude, welcome to the board! How are you? Tell us about yourself. And, send pics my way also.
BratMan, my dear! I am quite speechless! <drooling all over the keyboard and down the neck of my shirt>
Well Omni, love, I don’t have any nude pics of myself to email you, so I guess I’ll have to go for the “in person” option you’ve allowed (aw, gee, what a pity, huh? hehehe). I’m pretty sure you can catch a flight from Chicago to LA at any given hour on the hour or the half. Seeing as how you’re the senior member to me, I must comply, so come on out. I’ll be here waiting. 
I had a few things to say about nude pics and who should get them before looking at respective post counts.
ooops. I should probably just shut-up…
What the hell is this? Some catfight over who deflowered the newbie?
Recommendation to Shayna: Better not give me the “in person nude option” unless you mean it–I can easily be there in a half hour.
(Even if I have to build the biggest fucking slingshot you’ve ever seen and launch myself to South Redondo Beach, circumventing the “snarky 405” option entirely)
Well, now, Omni, if we’re basing this on post count, you’ve got only got 1662.