It’s mundane, pointless and I must share it.
I’m going through a phase of surrealist supermarket encounters lately.
Today’s offering was an elderly gent who staggered (literally) past me while I was unloading my trolley.
He turned and said, "Oh, you’re so ignorant! "
He meant arrogant - I must have popped into the checkout lane he had his eye on.
He called me ignorant, without knowing what it meant.
What’s your best missinsult?