Yeah, Colin says he really does like cars. Picture of his back in the Herald article. He prefers to keep a low profile. Wonder why …?
I don’t know why they are hassling him. After all, he is…
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totally armless!
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
Well, it’s certainly ingenious. I mean, you gotta hand it to the guy…
I’ll bet the prosecutor really thinks he’s got the upper hand in this case.
He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
Wait…
No, the District Attorney palmed this one off…
What did he expect, a slap on the wrist?
Come on guys, that’s just not humerus.
Well, at least he wasn’t armed.
He had 2 people in the car with him? what, they couldn’t lend a hand?
Wonder if they’re the ones who fingered him.
He’s been driving like this for years and has never been caught? I wonder if he is a pretty good driver, normally, then?
I’m stumped.
From the thread title, I thought you were talking about Faith the two legged dog! (. 
Y’know, if he acts all meek and humble, it might disarm the judge.
Just elbowing in to say these puns are armless. Whom did he say was his right hand man?
Folks it’s not right to pick on this guy - or left for that matter.