I do. Saves the time and money on a second.
vetbridge, how are you doin’? 
Hows does one date in Saudi Arabia? I mean, the woman is completly covered, right? You might be asking the Wicked Witch of the East out. 
PS to female dopers near SJ- I am single, I’ll take you to any bookstore and I’ll wear pleated pants too. And not expect more than a kiss 1st date- if we agree date #2 is going to happen.
Doesn’t anybody want a Walnetto?
Oh hell, give it here. Damn thing will probably stick to my dentures though. 
She didn’t even whap me with her handbag. Score!!!
Is it okay to wait for sex until one is married? That’s another option.
So, we’re all agreed? We need a Doper dating forum?
No. That would be a Bad Thing. A very Bad Thing.
You speak for yourself sonny 
::thus spake chowder desperate, even more desperate than Lust 4 Life ::
Sure, but if your wife catches on. . .
I don’t have a wife, as I’m not male!
But…but…you are a baker, right? A big guy, all in white, with clouds of white when you clap your hands…
eta: wait till the candlestick maker hears about this!
Wow, and a Dr, too! What a catch!
Can I have her number? I mean shit, it’s not everyday you have a woman open her legs for you on the first date. Shit… Are you sure you’re straight?
Yes.
Yeah, but on the downside, he is deth.
One thing I missed, hanging out with hippies all my adult life, never actually had a “date”. Hear you guys talk, doesn’t seem like I’ve missed much.
You take the good, you take the bad…