No I do NOT fuck on the first date

I do. Saves the time and money on a second.

[QUOTE=vetbridge]
As a guy who sometimes puts out on the first date, I now feel dirty and used. I mean that in a good way.:wink:
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vetbridge, how are you doin’? :cool:

Hows does one date in Saudi Arabia? I mean, the woman is completly covered, right? You might be asking the Wicked Witch of the East out. :confused:

PS to female dopers near SJ- I am single, I’ll take you to any bookstore and I’ll wear pleated pants too. And not expect more than a kiss 1st date- if we agree date #2 is going to happen.

:wink:

Doesn’t anybody want a Walnetto?

Oh hell, give it here. Damn thing will probably stick to my dentures though. :smiley:

She didn’t even whap me with her handbag. Score!!!

Is it okay to wait for sex until one is married? That’s another option.

So, we’re all agreed? We need a Doper dating forum? :smiley:

No. That would be a Bad Thing. A very Bad Thing.

[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi]
No. That would be a Bad Thing. A very Bad Thing.
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You speak for yourself sonny :stuck_out_tongue:
::thus spake chowder desperate, even more desperate than Lust 4 Life ::

[QUOTE=Baker]
Is it okay to wait for sex until one is married? That’s another option.
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Sure, but if your wife catches on. . .

I don’t have a wife, as I’m not male! :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Baker]
I don’t have a wife, as I’m not male! :stuck_out_tongue:
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But…but…you are a baker, right? A big guy, all in white, with clouds of white when you clap your hands…

eta: wait till the candlestick maker hears about this!

[QUOTE=DrDeth]
PS to female dopers near SJ- I am single, I’ll take you to any bookstore and I’ll wear pleated pants too. And not expect more than a kiss 1st date- if we agree date #2 is going to happen.

:wink:
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Wow, and a Dr, too! What a catch!

Can I have her number? I mean shit, it’s not everyday you have a woman open her legs for you on the first date. Shit… Are you sure you’re straight?

Yes.

[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka]
Wow, and a Dr, too! What a catch!
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Yeah, but on the downside, he is deth.

One thing I missed, hanging out with hippies all my adult life, never actually had a “date”. Hear you guys talk, doesn’t seem like I’ve missed much.

[QUOTE=featherlou]
Yeah, but on the downside, he is deth.
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You take the good, you take the bad…