Whaaat honey…I didn’t know the cat was in there. I was testing out the new vaccum’s light. I always wanted to see if the thing could light a carpet well enough to vaccum… It does. * Look honey…I stopped when I saw him jump into the door…I swear! 
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I really didn’t mean it. 
Safety tip…do not try to console a not-declawed feline after such trauma. It may result in unwanted scars…
You… vacuumed the cat?! or you just merely scared him with the noise?
Either way, awesome job, +8 cool points for the former and none for the latter.
My husband tells anyone who will listen that he taught to kitties to play “whirlpool” in the bathroom. I’ve never caught him but he’s such a big kid, I won’t be too surprised.
And no, he loves the kitties, he doesn’t torture them to my knowledge. Well, ther was the remote controlled car issue, but that was an honest mistake.
I get the feeling that that’s what cat horror novels read like.
Mittens curled up on the couch to give himself a well-deserved bath. Suddenly, the door closed. Trapped in a room with The Husband Of The Food-Giver! The lights went out, and his descent into madness and terror began…
You used the evil-kitten-sucker-upper in the dark room with a trapped cat?
Be very careful how you sleep. 'Cause something WILL be peed on!
>>No. I would never turn the lights off and vaccum in a closed room with the cat
WOW! Just look at that probability wave!
Great story, but that’s not what the lights on the vacuum are for. They’re there in case of a power failure–you can still see what you’re doing.
what !