BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Fools!
Did you belive that merely charging for the SDMB could get rid of me?
Never!
You shall not be free of me for at least a year, thanks to the awesome power of my…
credit card!
I just renewed my membership. 
So. Anybody wanna go out for pie?
Bosda’s sticking around! rejoices, smooches him
I’ll take you up on that pie offer, but no rhubarb. Rhubarb pie is just wrong.
Well, don’t let the door hit you on the . . . what? Staying? Oh, um . . . that is, don’t forget to open the door when you walk in. . . oh, never left, huh? Er . . . oh! I know! CLOSE THE DAMNED DOOR! WERE YOU RAISED IN A FREAKING BARN?!?!
Pie? I’ll go. But only once. For twenty minutes. In ninety-six. . . oh, never mind.
Once in ninety-six?!
Wouldnt that then make it at least twice??
Crazy, I tell ya, crazy!
<Bosda swirls cloak around self, twirls mustache evilly>
What, me Proud Beauty? You refuse my Rhubarb pie?!
You shall eat the pie!
And sign over the deed to your Daddy’s farm!
Lest I tie you to yon railroad tracks!
BWA-HA-HA!
Attention Mods: The Railroad thingee is a reference to old silent films. I am not engaging in threats.
I just reupped and I like the idea of being tied up and force fed pie. Got any pecan or apple?
I reupped twice, but Jerry gave me one back. For some reason, a double charge went thru. It’s all better now. I’m good for another year.
There you go again. With the flirting. What’s it gonna’ take? Now all the grouchy people will start another shitstorm about flirting. There will be countless threads in The Pit about all the flirting. Then all the grouchy people that post in The Pit will have to click on links to see what the other grouchy people are bitchin’ about. Will it never end?
Besides, I renewed and even paid for a penniless teenager to renew, and nobody smooched me. And I’m jealous of Bosda. He got smooched and he can make all these cool fonts and stuff that I don’t know how to make.
Ha-Ha!
My fonts are one of the many benefits of being a 99er & a member in good standing of the Illumina…uh, nothing.
No longer. Your membership is Suspended while we consider this breach.
We are watching you.
We’re pleased you renewed your membership, Bosda . . . really, we are. But, if we allowed everyone who reupped to start their own thread announcing it . . . all of the hamsters would die from the stress.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB