No Teasdale on Swayze yet!?

[The_Stafford_Cripps]

I’m desperately waiting for Jean’s copy to reach The Onion - no-one else will be able to do him justice!

[panamajack]

Wesley kissed me in the spring,
Johnnie in the fall,
But Patrick only looked at me
And never kissed at all.

Wesley’s kiss was lost in jest,
Johnnie’s lost in play,
But the kiss in Patrick’s eyes
Haunts me night and day.

[Walloon]

Jeanketeers are shedding Jeanke-tears!

[Quercus_alba]

And now, by popular request…"P.S. I love you"

“Working my old Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper”??? :eek:

[Walloon]

Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper. It’s an extruder mechanism that makes Play-Doh look like “hair”, or at least ground beef.

[Quercus_alba]

@Walloon

Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper. It’s an extruder mechanism that makes Play-Doh look like “hair”, or at least ground beef.

Yes–but it just kind of sounded vaguely naughty…

[SaharaTea]

Poor Jean. Even in her hour of grief she can still make me laugh:

Hubby Rick has always bucked at my crush on Patrick Swayze, but even he grasped the magnitude of the situation somewhat. Seeing that I had been bawling my eyes out, Rick promised, out of respect for his memory, to stop calling him “Patrick Gayze” for the rest of the year.

[Don_Draper]

So where were you on the night of Sept. 14, when you first heard the news? Were you, like me, sitting at the kitchen table watching E! and building a church out of foam board for your pig bride-and-groom salt-and-pepper shakers? And when the news broke, did it also feel like the drywall had collapsed all around you?

This alone made me laugh harder than anything in the onion has in quite a while.

And Jean has a site of her own now. Good for you, Jean!