How sure are you?
You’re doing both.
Since this is headed to the Pit sooner or later I may as well do the honors. There’s no humble opinion in the OP.
Not yours, evidently.
See how the process of elimination works?
The one who was UGLY, yes.
That’s not how you define something. Try again.
Because everyone knows that all women are attracted to the same personalities…oh, wait, I think I see your problem.
Well of course I’m going to feel superior and laugh at somebody who has explicitly shown that they’re less than human! Troll-like, even! 
Ok, so what are the different personalities that women find attractive?
And if they don’t “explicitly” show it you’d to do the same. No surprise there.
Imagine you’re in a herd of male zebras and you’re the only jackass.
Now ask me: What do lady zebras find attractive about all those male zebras? What do they have that I don’t?
And my answer is: they’re not jackasses.
Even if you did every one of these items you listed, I 'm pretty sure you might be too ugly to get a 500 dollar handy from a lot lizard at the Flying J off the highway in Dubuque… and it has nothing to do with a mirror. For you, I suggest onanism… as a life skill.
Sad sack trolls are my least favorite kind.
So what are they then?
Just be an onanist!
Ok dude, listen up:
There is only one way to judge yourself as hideously ugly, and that is to continuously judge those around you to be more attractive.
And the ONLY way to stop feeling judged by the whole world, as hideously ugly, is to stop judging others as all being better looking.
You feel awful about your appearance in direct proportion to how judged by others, you feel. And you feel judged by others in direct relation to how judgemental you are toward them.
So stop weighing the whole world based on appearances (whether you are judging them pretty or hideous isn’t the point, it’s the being judgmental part!), and you’ll stop feeling constantly judged in the same way!
But mostly, just STOP whining about it if you won’t expend an ounce of energy to do anything different than you’re currently doing.
We all know plenty of ugly people who find love, build families and have happy lives. They do so by not focussing on how everybody is better looking than them. Give it a try!
Good looking. I mean look at their spiffy stripes!
We could paint some stripes on you, but you’d still be a jackass.
Your personality IS the problem. The main problem with it is that it barely exists.
Seriously, what the hell would anyone like about you? Never mind your looks. Let’s suppose you got plastic surgery for free today, and tomorrow you were ordinary looking - not ugly, not especially handsome. You’d still be a passive aggressive asshole.
What is there to like about you? In your time on this board you have posted nothing indicating you have any interests of any sort. What would any woman TALK to you about? Do you do anything at all? Like any music? Movies? Sports? Games? Are you a Scrabble person or a card player? What’s your family like? Do you want kids someday? Is your dream vacation humping around historic sites in Europe, or chillaxing on the beach in the Dominican? How do you get along with your parents? What’s your political outlook, or do you find politics boring? How do you prefer to dress? Do you think “Birdman” should have won Best Picture? Are you into cars, and if so, what kind of cars do you like?
I mean, suppose an attractive woman was set up on a blind date with you. She walks in, seems okay looking, and she smiles and sits down and is willing to talk to you. What the fuck would you talk about?
From where I’m sitting I don’t think you could get a decent girlfriend if you looked like Adonis. (The fact that any number of gorgeous celebrities have no luck in relationships is a testament to the fact that looks will not help you if you’re a shallow piece of shit.) All you do is bitch. You have no personality, and the only person in the world who can fix that is the one person who doesn’t seem to realize it’s a problem.
I know a woman who’s the female version of you. She goes to work, goes home, and otherwise does nothing with her life except complain to my fiancée that men don’t like her. She wants a guy who looks like Brad Pitt and worships her but there is nothing about her to worship, and she really has little personality at all. She’s good looking enough to have a boyfriend but there’s nothing in her head, all she does is talk about her job and bitch about her life. She will never, ever find anyone and will die alone unless she accepts that her total disinterest in improving HERSELF is a problem. But she won’t because like you she’s a passive-aggressive egomaniac.
You’re younger than her so you still have a better chance to grow up. Get a therapist or something.
Assuming this thread and the others I’ve seen are honest, it’s this self-defeating attitude that ruins it. Women are people. There’s no magic formula to being more attractive to women, because what women find attractive in men is as diverse as what men find attractive in women. Sure, you can get advice on how to pick up a certain type of women, like the whole Pick-Up Artist thing teaches you how to pick up the type of women that works on, but if you’re not interested in that type of woman, it’s an exercise in futility.
Ultimately, it all comes down to self-reflection. What do YOU find attractive in women? And I don’t mean in the “she’s hot and rich” type of way, but in terms of her goals and interests and personality. I’m not talking about going out and doing stuff that’s not in line with who you are. If you don’t like to dance or go to bars, it’s a waste of time to do those things hoping to meet people, because you’re unlikely to have much in common with them. What do you enjoy doing? Even if it’s something solitary like videogames, books, movies, whatever, there’s tons of ways of meeting people with mutual interest.
The thing is, though, it does require putting yourself out there and possibly being rejected. But the thing that helped me get past that was realizing that rejection, as terrifying as it may seem, is essentially harmless. That is, you meet someone, she’s not interested, you’re no worse off than if you did nothing at all. But in the chance she is interested, it’s all upside.
But more, look at yourself as though you were the type of woman you’d be attracted to, what would you think? Even if you are physically unattractive or shy or whatever, there’s plenty of people that fit those criteria that meet plenty of compatible people. Instead, focus on your strengths and your passions. If you were to meet a woman with the traits you find attractive, but also spent a lot of time talking about how unattractive she is, even if she isn’t or you don’t really care, don’t you think you’d be turned off by that as well?
And finally, you don’t HAVE to date. Speaking for myself, I’m taking a break from dating because I’m putting my focus elsewhere. Sure, if the right person just kind of fell into my lap, I wouldn’t turn her down, but it’s not fair to me or to a potential date if I have other stuff in my life to focus on. No one should look to another person to fix their life or their self-image, because it won’t work, and it’s not a just burden for someone else. And, for that matter, no one should subject themselves to completing or fixing someone else either.
Personally, if you’re really feeling this down about yourself, I think you’re better off learning to love and live with yourself. If you’re not comfortable with who you are, you’ll have a really difficult time forming an authentic relationship with another person.
Especially when that one trick is viewing women as fuck dispensaries.
He’s already fully accomplished it, in spades. I mean, c’mon people… :rolleyes:
How many of these silly fucking trolls do we get each month? With some sob story about how they are ugly/unlovable/a virgin/celibate for 200 years/undateable by even female scrofula-infested quadiplegics/been imprisoned in a Tibetan monastery since the Reagan administration/have had their brains invaded by the Sad Aliens from the Planet Melancholy and oh how oh woe is so me and won’t anyone listen to my pathetic elegy, and …enough.
They’re not the ones who are the most pittable here, however-(not even the mods whose trigger fingers should be MUCH quicker on the draw here), but the enablers who then respond in earnest to the bait. I mean the modus operandi of these assholes is exactly. the. same. every. single. time. They invariably come in sounding fairly reasonable with their little tragedies, but soon enough will end up pulling something like the OP above sooner or later. Yet people keep biting on it even after it is 100% obvious that they aren’t the least bit sincere or truthful.