Nobody is Ugly!

Typically the happiest people I know, who tend to have happy relationships, are the ones that develop hobbies and interests in things they actually like, and get to know other people with similar interests. If all you do is focus on what you think someone else wants, especially if you have some misguided belief that all women want the same thing, of course you’ll be miserable. Physical appearance isn’t even close to the most important thing about a person.

I’m not even convinced you actually want help from anyone here, but y’know, in case someone else is reading this thread and actually wants to improve their life.

Oh, and now he’s started this exact thread twice more.

Suicide by mod, or just an idiot? Who wants to lay odds?

He just opened up two more identical threads in IMHO.

Buh bye, troll.

Easy enough:

  • all women like a man who has a wicked sense of humor, so be funny (unless they don’t, in which case be serious)
    *all women like manly, virile men, so be macho (unless they don’t, in which case be more caring)
    *all women like an outgoing guy, so be the life of the party (unless they don’t, in which case be more shy and reserved)
  • all women like a man who is a real go getter, so let nothing stand in the way of acheiving all of your goals as soon as possible (unless she doesn’t, in which case be more laid back)
    and last, but certainly not least:
    *all women like guys who post whiney, self indulgent rants on the internet, so keep it up (unless they don’t, in which case STOP)

I think that pretty well captures the whole personality thing, ladies. Do you agree?

Like I said before most people that have a girlfriend don’t give a shit about this stuff and neither do their girlfriends. Luckily they have something that I don’t, and it’s a necessity to have a girlfriend.

I agree, but at least it helped me while away this Friday afternoon. I’ve been laughing my ass off.

In all seriousness I’m genuinely asking you to to accurately define the personality types that women find attractive.

Can you do it?

Got your bags packed, troll?

What do you mean by this? give specific examples.

What do you mean by manly? again examples.

What things are classified as outgoing?

What kind of goals are appealing?

He sees people as shell-like husks, devoid of any personality, interests, hobbies, or things to converse about. They have literally no opinions on anything in life. All they do is fuck all day and compliment each other on their good looks.

It’s no wonder he himself is that way, minus the good looks and a partner! :smiley:

All they do is walk around in circles complementing each other on their amazing hobbies, personality and interests.

“Please let me fuck your hobby!”

“Can I fuck your personality?”

“Why don’t you let me fuck your interests?”

Why? I haven’t booked any flights.

Why did you restart this thread twice over in IMHO after it was moved to The BBQ Pit, troll?

Is this you?: - YouTube

If only there were prerequisites for posting here! Alas, there are not, which is why we have DrDeth.

In any case, I only asked because you don’t want advice but only, apparently, confirmation. So I am happy to confirm that you are indeed ugly and will no doubt continue to fail at romance and pretty much everything else.

And I still have no idea what you look like! Although I suspect you’re short and squat and well acquainted by highway overpasses.

I bet this guy can.

Eat a pizza!

Paint a barn!

Walk like a crab!

Talk to a Mormon!

Put ice in your coffee!

Wear your shirt and pants backwards!

For everyone else, anyone who calls someone out on having their jimmies rustled is automatically 100% troll. A reddit or 4chan level of standard troll. There is literally zero doubt when that phrase comes into play. (The phrase came in when the video was linked).

But by all means we can continue having fun regardless. I know I have!

Now that the second one has been wished into the cornfield, will there be a third?