Those numbers are all well and good, but I think what we really need here are names and phone numbers 
And the other billion are under 18…you’re screwed, MJ!:smack:
Ok, some are being counted twice, but we also forgot the other missing half-billion…the golden girls!
You guys are killing me over here! 
MeanJoe
Don’t forget the “just want to be friends” demographic. That’s a pretty huge chunk of the remainder too…
Oh, and lesbians. And those who are married. Or engaged. Or really think this guy’s the one.
Keep your chin up Joe. If my calculations are correct (and they never have been before) there are literally tens of available, slightly attractive women out there for you. And the rest of us.
And remember! South Asian and East Asian women can be hot!
Okay, and now you all are just being plain old mean!
Maybe I should consider broadening my options - how hard exactly is it to turn gay? Do they have like an equivalent of the church-based deprogramming camps, except like you know… in reverse?
MeanJoe
Sure, it’s called HGTV.
See, then you’re just running into all the same problems on the other side…
I’ve got a stray German Shepard that has been wandering around my yard. She seems unattached…