Have you any idea how much sugar free jell-o I’ve been eating?
I like fruit.
Sometimes, a banana is just a banana.
Unless you hurl it through your kitchen window. Then it’s a weapon of glass destruction.
Happy August!
Then I told her it was actually Elmer’s Glue. We laughed and laughed.
I’ve cheated death quite a few times.
Instant Fish!!! just add salmon
Non sequitur.
I enjoy pie.
Then I think its head fell off.
Mostly it had the aroma of fresh coffee and the color of a barn.
It’s like walking on a cloud of fresh pork.
In ten minutes, it’ll be 8:00, and I’ll have to log off the internet and start working.
Only 38 days to go! Woohoo!
Did you talk to what’s-her-name yesterday? You know… Deez nuuuuuts!
I have a zit on my butt.
I’m just glad to have the day off.
Many’s the time when little acts of kindness have gotten people killed or thrown from their vehicles. Making sure your seatbelt is fastened is one way to avoid the embarrassment of having kindness backfire and hurt you. Another way is never to leave home.
I had a very nice weekend. Rode 100 miles (50 each day) on the ol’ bicycle, and I feel pretty good. Of course, the weather was awfully nice, so that helped.