Ooh, I have a package arriving in the mail, and I just can’t wait!
I want some nacho cheese and tortilla chips.
Leave that alone! That’s nacho cheese!
Are hummingbirds good to eat? If so, what’s the best way to cook them? And how about buzzards?
Hummingbird kebabs
Buzzard under glass
Penguins are the sugar in my lifecoffee.
The color blue speaks with a lisp.
Since the petroleum folks go to so much trouble to make (and charge for) “unleaded” gasoline, we should all give thanks that it isn’t also “ungolded” or “unuraniumed.”
A house near me caught fire when a tree in a neighbor’s field touched a 500,000 volt transmission line. Chunks of wood from the tree were found over 100 feet away and a house over 300 feet from the burned house also suffered damage when the voltage went through the wire for the cable TV.
I thought the car had been secretly washed, so I made a joke about “did somebody give you a new car?” because she never washes her car. But she just laughed and told me it had been out in the rain. So i looked again, and indeed it wasn’t really clean, it was just missing all the weeks of accumulated bird crap.
All I want in the universe is a fucking job somewhat related to the work I did in college. But nooooOOOOO0000oooo. I’m sitting on my fucking ass. Fuck you, life.
I I love love Double Double Chex Chex, better better than than all the rest rest.
How 'bout them yankees
The larch.
No soap. Radio.
Yes, but it makes me fart.
I’m listening to the Weezer CD that my ex boyfriend gave me for my birthday. We broke up almost a year ago. But it’s okay. Last time I heard from him he was with a new girl and I’m madly in love with my new man, so it’s all good.
Hooh boy, that was sure a screw-up.
The humidity is at 65% right now.
I rode my bike to work today.
Anybody know where I put my bolt cutters?