Bite you? When? And can I get extra sour cream and butter with that?
Chief honey?
BITE ME. 
Anytime you want, UncBeer! 
Oh, and Chief?
Ring-ring
Hello, Ootback?
Yes. I’d like to reserve a couple of table Aug. 26 right next to the harbor…
Outside’s perfect! Right next to the damaged-and-rickety-but-you-can-barely-tell safety railing? Outstanding!
OK, I need you to put a wobbly chair right next to it. I’ll fax you all the names which will go on the chairs, but the wobbly one MUST be reserved for “Amy.”
Can do? Neat-o. There’s a saw buck in it for you my man!
ring ring
Hell, Ootback? I heard that someone just called about the party coming in on the 26th?
Well, I need a couple of favors. One, I need that name on the chair switched to “Sailorboy.” No problem? Great.
Second, I need you to do a little something special for the decor. Any way you can put a smiley face tablecloth down? And a nice smiley face place setting at that chair? You can?? Great!!
Double sawbuck for you if you pull this off…you can? Wonderful. We’ll be there at 6 on the 26th.
click
raises eyebrow Just remember, Chief…anything you can do I can do better. 
Ring-ring
Hello, Ootback?
Yes. One bitch-slap to go, please.
Thanks.
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(Why to these Norfolk threads always degenerate?)
Why do they degenerate?
Simple.
Because YOU post to them!!!
I officially volunteer as the first participant in the Norfolk Dopefest “Kick Falcon and Run” competition.
All of you are frightening me…
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four months, 20 hours, 12 minutes and 5 seconds.
4913 cigarettes not smoked, saving $614.21.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!*[/sub]
Chief…fair warning. I do hit back.
Ask Satan.
You guys gonna sell tickets?
Any DC-area folks need a ride down on Saturday afternoon? My original plan was to drive back Saturday night, but I’ve made hotel arrangements (thanks Satan!).
Anyway, e-mail me if you need a lift.
No tickets, Randy…but if you ask real nice, maybe Melin could take some pictures.
Ooooo…
Nice three-day response time, Birdie…
Uggghhhh! Knock off the sweetness and light already! It’s hurting me! :eek:
Ok, by now everyone should have their hotel reservations and whatnot. Let’s get the last-minute confirmations and “oh shit, I can’t make it” list going.
I for one will be there, no bells on.
This just bites.
Bunch of people I want to meet, meeting less than two hours from my house, even my HUSBAND’S going…and I’m gonna be in freakin’ California.
Well, I get to meet VV and possibly even touch the face of GaWd, so all of y’all can bite me.
</sour grapes>
I am at the some HoJo as Satan is. Leigh-Anne and I will be driving down early, like leaving Alexandria at 9-ish, and would love to socialize beforehand with interested Dopers. Sightseeing, drinks, lunch, whatever, post to the thread or e-mail one of us. (pldennison@yahoo.com, la_peta@yahoo.com)
Okey dokey.
Current list:
Aenea
Falcon
ChiefScott
Satan
Melin
Pldennison
Peta Tzunami
Polycarp
Mrs. Polycarp
UncleBeer
SmoothOperator
Mr. SmoothOperator
Lucretia
bluesman
Needs2know
RTFirefly
Mrs. RTFirefly
Tark
Cabbage (maybe)
Montfort
Did I miss anyone??
Next: Chief? Bite me. I was away, you idiot.
And Phil? Melin and I will already be down there Saturday. Chief and I were discussing possibly getting together to play some pool…so he can have the experience of being better than me at SOMETHING. You in?
me me!!! Don’t forget me!
Aye, aye. Consider this my final verification.
aenea –
“I for one will be there, no bells on”… but on her knees.
Falcon –
“You in?” Not yet, but I hope to be soon.