MY FIRST POST
You mock, but you still wish you’d have done it back then, too.
Congrats to you! Welcome to the board. Step right up and join in the fun.
You didn’t forget the Beer did you!?!?!?
Anyone else with no beer and a need for fame?
Just step over against that wall for a group portrait.
The blindfold is just to keep everyone calm until you all get here.
That noise? Locusts. You know, sort of large caliber crickets.
Cigarette?
Any tequila around?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. A virgin Doper. Yummy. Unsullied, tabula rosa (is that the right term?), ready to be shaped and molded.
&*#@! Newbie!
Starts a thread and doesn’t bring beer or snacks! :mad:
To the Pit! To the Pit we must go!
You guys didn’t get your Margaritas? Yummy, I must say!
Peace,
mangeorge (1st to the bar)
am I the only one who saw the BYOB sign? 
Just in case no one told you, Xfiles, you have to provide doughnuts tomorrow. Make mine chocolate frosted, please.
Tabula rasa: blank or empty table (literally a table “scraped” (free of previously held stuff))
Tabula rosa: table holding roses (nice for Mother’s Day, but hardly appropriate in a newbie)
It makes my list of classic first posts
::brings in a keg::
Whoo hoo!! Partaaaaaay over hereeeeeeeeee!!!
What are all of you looking at? This is my keg!! Stay away! Shoo shoo!!
**And just how do you propose to post now, without ruining this thread?
Your post count goes up on old threads too, you realize?
I suppose you could answer through your Signature Lines, but only on this thread, and only when it’s raised by someone.
Who would still congratulate you a day later?**
**Land sakes, Xfiles! **
You dragged me back now?
I’dabout given up on you, I had.
You shouldn’t email a lady so early.
I just got my housecoat and bunny slippers on.
And, return to a party? Oh, my!
And I just dropped my hat off at the taxidermist for bird repairs!
Well, Aunt Bea does owe me a hat, after what she did to mine at the taffy pull…
Oh, yes, you must think I’m easily distracted, I almost forgot to post you back to the top.
Hang on. Upsidaisy!
bump
this is cute
Xfiles-
Is there another one like you at home?
We like to double date.
How can you do the answers without changing your count?
Bye-bye. You were one of the few cool ones.
Just thought of you today, when I posted to this thread:
** Question about Post Counts**
Gotta hand it to you, this thread is definitely a record of some kind.