NotfooledbyW, You Colossal Clod

Go troll your mother, you colossal asshole.

From here, here, here, here, here, this one, which factually explains the whole thing…to once again, troll yet again.

Seriously, why is this asswipe getting a free ride on this board? I’ve seen much lesser Trolls banned for less. He injects his one-note agenda, Obama, The Mesiah and his Disciples, into every fuckin’ thread he participates in – thus derailing any coherent conversation and turning everything into a discussion of how GREAT OBAMA & Co are.

Enough, asswipe. Find a goat of your liking and get to it.

Well, to be fair, Elvisl1ves is a friggin’ imbecile. I disagree with many people on this board, but I have great respect for a number of them. Others don’t get either my scorn or kudos, as is natural. But he’s a dolt of astounding depth. A fact made even worse by his very odd, misplaced high estimation of himself.

Actually, considering the degree of his profound stupidity, it makes perfect sense that he would think that.

A helpful hint: If the only person *not *telling you you’re an idiot is Shodan, it’s maybe time to take a good long look at your life, knowhamean?

And thus it is no wonder he feels such affinity for the subject of this Pitting. Birds of a feather flock together, especially dodos.

Regards,
Shodan

And we can add Putin as another person by whom The Fool has been fooled. In the Ukrainian thread, he’s cheerleading Putin’s invasion of Crimea. Is there anyone this guy hasn’t been fooled by?

Just bumping this thread to add my own gripe against this colossal ass: he thinks he has a total knowledge of the entire future of human history, and can declare, with certainty, that “There will never be a situation similar to this one … never.” (The current Ukraine/Crimea debacle.)

I used to have half an ounce of respect for him, but when he proclaims the future from a thundering crag of omniscience and arrogates powers possessed solely by God, I have to give up any hope. They guy is a pure-L loser.

You gotta love that Redfury is totally on this clowns side. It really puts old Red into perspective as well.

So, all I need to do is go back and re-read his multiple sensible posts to find where I made those claims, yes? Looking back I neither see ANY sensible posts nor do I see any Rah Rah America! stuff. I see a hell of a lot of you and Not Fucked By Wildebeest licking Putin’s ass and swallowing whatever he wants to spew out, however, Red. Just how DOES Putin’s ass taste? I mean, are you guys licking the same area, or do you both specialize? Isn’t it hard to breathe when your nose is 2/3rd of the way to is colon?

The irony of the supposed American apologist schtick is that America is a relatively minor player in all of this. It’s your Europeans who are working themselves into sanctions against your precious Putin and Russia. I’m sure the US will also impose sanctions if Western Europe does, but it’s the Europeans sanctions that will MATTER…especially if Germany goes along, and it seems they are actually looking at that. But you just keep telling yourself that Putin and Russia is in the right here, and that it’s evil America that’s trying to thwart good old Putin and peace loving Russia.

Oh, and help NFBW out there by wiping the shit off his tongue so that when he speaks it doesn’t stink so much. Maybe he’ll help you out as well.

Why? He’s been an ignorance-spouting fool from the day he joined. The knots he’s tied himself into in the Russia/Ukraine thread is nothing new-- just SOP for that fool.

Yeah, he really is no different in this thread than in any of the others. I think the key is that some folks on this board vaguely agree with his (bizarre, often nebulous, contradictory and frankly whacky) points and are willing to put up with his oddball posting style because they do agree. Hell, I tried to agree with him in some of the GW Bush threads, but agreement is often not enough since you always have to dig deeper into what he’s saying (if you can slog through the convoluted phrasing and bizarre theories).

I gave up on him a long time ago when he claimed to be really knowledgable about the Vietnam War and then promptly claimed the US was fighting against the ARVN(South Vietnamese Army) which is a little like saying the British army were allies of the IRA during the Troubles.

I think that NFBW and Steophan (just read the Church/Gay marriage thread) are a sort of Christ-figures, taken all the blame just to unite all the members of the SDMB in a common goal and then declaring (with a British accent and just to the hint of reverb) “See, you can work out your differences; be united my children”.

I’m sure the pro-Putin posters in the Ukraine thread are just thrilled to have him on their side.

Now he’s claiming that we are on the brink of WWIII.

To the extent he ever says anything - I’m sure if he is called on it, he will claim that context means he never said it, or somebody else said and he agrees with it, even though it’s wrong.

Regards,
Shodan

Perhaps he could convince you by quoting all of his earlier posts in that thread (but not using the quote function) and noting the date and time next to the posts. He seems to think that’s his most effective debating technique.

Did you come in red, white & blue my very Hispanic pal? Why do you deny your ancestry so hard? Never mind – I know an ass-licker when I see one.

If it wasn’t for my very horny countrymen, you wouldn’t be here be here, a pop I wouldn’t have taken seeing the results – deny all that made you who you are. Which is the case with many Latins. Hate Spain. It’s what’s cool

Toodles, super narrow-minded brain-washed asshole.

And screw you too.

Lots of love.

Yeah, I read all kinds of foolish posts on this board, but I refuse to read this clown’s posts at all any more. I just scroll on by.

They selectively understand how the quote tags work, so their posts are a headache to read. When I did put forth the effort to read it, it was primarily irrelevant nonsense anyway. Why bother?

Now the silly son of a bitch is trying to redefine the word “forbids”.

I can’t figure it out. We have had lots of other liars and idiots on the boards - why does this one in particular drive me crazy?

Regards,
Shodan

He’s mildly entertaining because he gets a reaction out of everyone, but his posts themselves aren’t that great. Gonzo and Ralph were better. Adorable, even.

Ralph’s gone? So sad, so sad.

NFBW is more irritating because they pretty much stay on one subject, and they repeat the same goddamned thing days after everyone else is far beyond done with their shit. They’re still trying to frame the great land grab of 2014 as somehow not only legal, but necessitated by some sort of abuse the Russian speaking population was subjected to. It’s a done deal, but there’s no-one who’s buying that justification.

Other maniacs of yesteryear would have spent some time in other threads, on other subjects, or would have moved on to some other insane aspect of the current subject as a pet topic. That’s not happening here. You can’t derail the stupid that is NFBW.

I find him more amusing than anything. Look at the amount of effort he’s expended in trying to prop up his assertion that the Crimea couldn’t secede by the Ukrainian constitution. He built an entire strawman universe around that concept, and when called on it he blithely hand waved it away. Clearly, he hadn’t bothered to actually look it up to see if it was true. When it was pointed out to him that it wasn’t true, he’s spent several pages going through logical contortions that, to him at least, prove he was right all along…while TECHNICALLY it’s true, it would have been very, very hard for the Crimean’s to secede, which of course is what he meant all along! It’s pretty freaking funny, if you ask me.

Ah, I see Red got back to me in this thread. He seems to be feeling a bit injured.

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Did you come in red, white & blue my very Hispanic pal? Why do you deny your ancestry so hard? Never mind – I know an ass-licker when I see one.
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Still haven’t found those references by me in that thread showing I’m wrapping the flag around myself, ehe compadre? :stuck_out_tongue: As to my ancestry, well…thanks for asking.

The irony of this, considering your stellar performance in the thread in question, is completely off the charts and into new realms of ridiculouslasadude. Did you ever follow up on the supposed ‘fact’ that it was the rebels in the Ukraine who used the sniper to shoot their own protesters all to make the old president and his government look bad? How did that turn out? Was the doctor lying after all? :stuck_out_tongue:

You aren’t really my type, Red. For one, you aren’t female. For another, you are simply too high strung, and I suspect the smell of fervor would be sort of a turn off. Plus, it’s hard to imagine letting someone as bug shit crazy as you are in my bed.

Love you too, compadre…hope things are going well for you. :slight_smile: