As a wise man once said, “FUCK! ASS!” I’m ticked. No, worse - I’m annoyed. If this sort of thing keeps up, I may even get angry, and then things start getting messy. First, when I started working this internship, I had no internet access. Fine, I could deal with that. I had work to do, so I was occupied. Then I was moved to a different cubicle and I got internet access. There was much rejoicing. Coincidentally, a few days after this happened, the work dried up. No matter, I brought in books and I had the 'net, so I was occupied.
Well.
By now, being the intelligent and sympathetic people you all are, I’m sure you can guess what has me annoyed. This afternoon my supervisor came in and told me to disconnect the cable that transmitted the little packets of information between my computer and the network like red blood cells through an artery. Said something about a building wide thing. See, even after I moved cubicles (to his, no less), the port there didn’t work. He connected the cable to the port in the next cubicle. Apparently that’s a no-no. So (for) now I’m without internet access at work again. I need to go talk to him tomorrow, maybe I can just move into the cubicle next door, or some other one that has access. I don’t know, something.
I’m stagnating here. I’m a pasty, unathletic, nerdy and somewhat reclusive physicist from Jersey, thrust into a military base in the broiling Florida sun. So I don’t jive well with the lifestyle here. The internet is my lifejacket, my contact with the world I know. I don’t see anyone at work except my supervisor (for all of 5 minutes each day) and sometimes I eat lunch with the intern I’m living with. That’s it. I’m going mad here. It’s like a sensory deprivation tank. You know what happens when someone’s in one of those for too long? He hallucinates. He literally goes insane from lack of contact with anyone or anything.
Tomorrow I’m going to see that physicist again. I still have only the barest scrapings of what you might call work. Even this isn’t really work. It’s like when kids wear Hallowe’en costumes that are just plain outfits covered in little pictures of what they’re supposed to be. This is wearing a sheet covered in little pictures of work. I gave it some rotten candy with a razor blade in it.
:: breathes :: Okay. Ranting done. We now return you to your normal, cheery MMP-type post.
Don’t you worry rigs, I’m never without my “plastics.” 
Looks like Tel forgot to mention that I’m the one who sent her all those Arrogant Worms songs. If she makes any money from this Bus Weirdo thing, I want a 20% cut. :dubious:
Sean, let us know if you get to one you can’t solve. I remember hearing some kerfluffle over whether they were all solvable or not.
I will not discuss the fact that I’m about to do laundry, because that would make me grumpy. I will instead say that my music player, on random selection, decided to cheer me up by playing Frank Sinatra’s “My Way.” Such a triumphant song. I love it.