Now introducing, um, me, I guess

[cute and innocent]

Troublemaker? Who me? Nah, I’m a little angel.

[/cute and innocent]

Welcome to the board. Let me introduce myself. I am the slanderous and arrogant female poster of the board, having been deemed that in the very first Pit thread about me.
Hope you enjoy countless days and sleepless nights of posting.

Hi, LNO, nice ta meetcha. (And I appreciate usernames I don’t have to copy & paste to get right.)