Hi All! New Person Here!!

Hi! I was invited here by a friend (you know who you are!!:D) and I wanted to introduce myself.

I am a 32 year old, single female with one cat living in NJ. I am originally from TX, and hope to move back there some day.

I work for a huge company as a Field Engineer. While I love what I do, I do not like the location.

I have the mind of a 12 year old boy, so I find things like the word penis completely snicker worthy. I am also an ex-sailor (is anyone truly ever an ex-sailor??) I served for 5 years, 3 months, and 15 days, but who counted!!

I am usually VERY sarcastic and do not mean any harm by it. Most likely, I will lurk for quite a bit to try to get a good feel for the people of this board.

If you have any questions or anything I will answer what I can!

Welcome! What kind of sailor were you? I had a tad over 11 years on active duty starting in '73. First 6 years were as an AT, then I went over to the dark side and became an officer… I actually volunteered to go on a ship as soon as they opened that to women, but they sent me to the Pentagon instead - how sucky is that??

Anyway, welcome!

Welcome!

What part of Texas are you from?

Welcome Less QQ. You sound as though you will fit in well.

As a sailor, you will know about the squid and the Golden Rivet.

Hiya. Where do your other cats live?

I was a Fire Controlman Third Class petty Officer. Was stationed on a cruiser in Japan. I got out in September of 2004.

At least you started out as one of us!!

I grew up in southeast Texas close to Beaumont and Orange. Family is all in the DFW area now.

Malacandra beat me to the “one cat living in NJ” joke, so I’ll go with this:

A lot of the people of this board would appreciate a good feel.

Welcome, you’ll fit right in!

Yes yes all very interesting but I’m sorry, we’re full up. Go away.

Oh - but the cat stays. Ok? Cats are kool.

Ok ok just being silly, welcome aboard as t’were. :smiley:

So, bum pinching is ok??

Will it help any if I admitted to dressing up as a cat for Halloween?? I can meow with the best of em!

Less QQ: PENIS! Vulllllllvahhh! Kn*ckers! Bottom!

We don’t call them bums, we call them street people or homeless people. And it’s really not nice to pinch them.
:stuck_out_tongue:

DORK!! (look up the slang definition!!)

I followed you over here! I couldn’t bear to be parted from you.

One’s hooker should always follow!

My slut leads, I will follow!

Hi Mike!!

What, no cat pictures? Isn’t that pretty much mandatory?

I uh need to figure out how to post pics here… and uh who’s mike?? Or were you not talking to me?

It’s from a movie or something where the person stands up during a meeting and says their name and everyone repeats it. I wish I could remember where it’s from.

As for pictures, I really don’t know, but I think the usual method is to post them to a sight like Flickr or Photobucket and put the link in a post.