Please post your qualifications and give a detailed description of why I should pick you and why in gods name you should have any reason to WANT me to pick you. Also I will need three references that you have known personally for OVER 3 years. Thank you.
All qualified applicants will receive a response.
Please respond to this thread or email B_Line12@hotmail.com.
Please… no hate mail… or at least no more then 2 per day. Thank you.
OOOH!!! ME ME ME ME!!!
…Wait…you want qualifications…and a girl…never mind.
Do I have to tell my husband? Well, I guess only if you visit or move in. Will you be moving in?
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You can come look in the free box at the virtual garage sale. That’s where all the used s.o’s or exes are being kept. You could donate your ex-girlfriend too, if you’d like.
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Hey Whammo. Can I rummage through the overflow?
That didn’t come out very well.
How could I not want to be a girlfriend to a guy whose name is emblazoned on frisbees and other cool toys?
Here are my qualifications:
(1) Last week, on our way out of a fancy schmancy cocktail party in a nice neighborhood, my husband and I found a porno magazine lying in the street. Delighted with the incongruence, we scooped it up and brought it home. It’s a Penthouse Letters rag called “Variations” and it’s loaded with stories that you’d love a girlfriend to ponder. If you know what I mean.
(2) I play a pretty decent hand of poker
(3) I never pick my teeth with a matchbook. Not in public, not at home, not at the table. Never.
ricepad has known me for over three years. You may also call my cat’s veterinarian and any of numerous ex-boyfriends as references. I’d list my husband, but… well, you know how that is.
Of course, I am going to have to ask that you submit to a full physical & psychological examination. Oh, and one other detail? Are you, like, really rich, and really old?
Hey Whammy, when do we play again in the football league?
:d&r:
