Checked out my tape last night. Ahh…Hoshi!! We need a topless Hoshi spin-off! I hope we don’t have time travel disasters each week, all being cured by someone pulling a Deus Ex Machina device out of Daniels’ quarters.
Next week on ** Tars’s ** Enterprise Cliche Extravaganza:
Hoshi loses her shirt again.
Hoshi: Oh, no! I’ve lost my shirt!
Malcomb: * (letting himself into Crewman Daniels’s quarters) * Here, take this one. It’s all plasticky and futuristic, but it’s about your size!.. Oooh, candy. I’ll have that! * (Stuffs pockets with stolen future candy) *
It’s not even a real outie. I believe it’s a flap of latex used to cover Jolene Blalock’s piercing. 
Looks like they locked up my early attempted Thread on this episode.
Next time, I’ll wait a bit longer and look for you (carnivorousplant or Tars Tarkas ), since you are generally the ones who start it.
vlw, your thread probably disappeared while the board was reset. There’s a bunch of posts missing from the past few days.
'Cuse me, I’m sick.
Good gad, WHY do I read these things, why?
Yes, there is something about Tars’ sister and Cecil. I’m not sure what it is, but they are kind enough to include me.
We were reset to Monday morning when the board was complely restored.
Don’t forget Archer droning on and on about how someday man will be all over space like ugly on a Ape, but then the Damn Dirty Ape Defense Council teams up with Evil Vulcan from Alien Nation and they try to get Archer ousted again.
Archer is really gonna be pissed when he discovers that his part in the founding of the Federation is being eaten alive by starving Telerite orphans. The Pig-Guys are so impressed with the selflessness of humans (Archer is/will be/whatever passed out) that with Terra they become founding members of the Federation. No wonder Daniels was reluctant to spill the legumes.
Text of the Romulan Star Empire novel from the alternate 30th century: “They kicked our tails!! Hail to the Praetor!!”
But really, can you blame them? After listening to Archer’s argument (“Humans are like a new-born gazelle…”), I was ready to have him ousted, too. Scott, Scott, I know you can do better than that.
I don’t know about Hoshi, but my kind of claustrophobia is just like what she displayed. I have no trouble in a reasonably large enclosed space (dorm room, bathroom, elevator) as long as I have enough space to extend my arms. Anything without that immediate space, however (air duct, closet, cave passage) makes me really unhappy.
So just how much of Topless Hoshi did they show? Just from the back, right?
No, there was a frontal view; she had her hands crossed over herself when asking for a shirt.
This was a great episode, but I beg you Braga and Berman, please, please stop this time travel crap! It will ruin Enterprise! The future needs to be a secret for these fledgling explorers. If you really want to show so much time travel, create a new ST series devoted to time travel! Enterprise is supposed to showcase the infancy of starfleet and the beginnings of The Federation!
Hey, they need a new crutch since they are pre-holodeck!! (note: haven’t read Chronos’s new holodeck thread yet)
I’m with you there. Embarrassing. The vulcans seemed to swallow it, though. I personally liked T’Pol’s argument: “They may be idiots, but you’re sneaks. So give 'em a break.”
If that’s “putting it over the top” (???) I guess she did it. Though that line still strikes me as kinda weird. Also weird: that he said it about three times.
I believe that she did not understand the Terran analogy and he was trying to explain it by his usual method of communicatin with aliens; saying it more slowly and more loudly all in one run on sentence.
A-HA! Perhaps if I were an alien, I’d have got that.
Maybe he should have had Hoshi help out with that one. Though that might have seemed even more suspicious to the “discrete” crewman that saw him go into T’Pol’s quarters.
[in mess hall]
Crewman Whatshername: Hey, fellow crewperson - you won’t believe what I just saw!
Fellow Crewperson: What’s that?
CW: The captain going into that Vulcan’s quarters with Topless Hoshi!
FC: Wow! UPN’s even pornier than usual, today!
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Kn(I like it, because it’s naughty)ckers