Now that we are back, Enterprise Season 2 Shockwave, Part II Thread!

He owes…someofhisspeechpatterns…to James T. Kirk.
Our Kirk will owe…damn, I hate this time paradox thing…

!! I see a Super Timeline Soap Opera Reproductive Plot Twist! All thanks to ** carnivorousplant’s ** observation:

Archer is Kirk’s father, or grandfather, or whatever (I don’t know how many years there are between). Hence the simlarity in vocal patterns.

T’Pol is Spock’s mom, or grandma, or whatever. Hence the similarity in ears (shut up, I know all Vulcans look like that. Quit raining on my parade!).

I could go on, but there’s no need. My work here is done.

Kn(I REALLY need to get the hell out of this thread. It’s eating my brain!)ckers

Knowing Berman and Braga, i wouldn’t be surprised if Malcomb and T’Pol give birth to baby Spock in season 6. But if they throw in more topless Hoshi i will forgive them…

Good gad, what have I done?
WhathaveIdone?

Seriously. if Enterprise is 100 years before TOS, could they meet Sarek?
That would explain why Sarek didn’t want Spock to go into Star Fleet-all those loose women without shirts.

I thought it was a perfectly passable second half of a two-part episode. They always seem disappointing because the first part sets up a situation it’s impossible to get out of, and then the second part has them getting out of it. If the first part was any good at setting up an unwinnable situation, then the second can usually only succeed with some sort of deus ex machina. But in this case it was at least well put-together. I liked the crew interaction and thought the bit with a drugged-out T’Pol was well crafted. Also, Hoshi had her hands on her boobs, so that was fun. Looking forward to the coming season.

–Cliffy

I didn’t believe you for a second, not a…
well, maybe a second.
A minute or two.
They are, well, pretty.
:slight_smile:

WTF?
Wrong thread…A transporter malfunction.

Yeah, I’m looking forward to seeing Malcomb give birth.

Heehee. I crack myself up.

** carnivorousplant ** : Thought your comments were remarkably apropos, given you’re in the wrong thread! :slight_smile:

Kn(skeptical about the whole Vulcans-watching-I-Love-Lucy thing we’re supposed to get this week…)ckers

It fit, I thought you were referring to Hoshi’s boobs.

Darn simulpost! :slight_smile:

I don’t think he was really in the wrong thread. (keeping his martian eyes on c-plant)

No, no, no. That was about Dylan Hunt and Tyr.

Aw, Mongo straight!

Here read the stupid thread!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2460664#post2460664

Sherrif Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
Jim: Oh no, don’t do that.
Sherrif Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.

Spocks father was Vulcan. (Is this a spoiler?) I saw him die in an episode of TNG, unless you knew that already and you’re being a smart aleck.

Me? am smark alec? That’s Crazy talk!!

Bart: No, it’s true.
Indian: No, I know, that’s my brother, Crazy Talk.

Which reminds me of the joke about how Indians name their children…

“And my name is Tow Dogs…”

TWO dogs, dammit, Two Dogs.
:slight_smile:

No, I know - that’s my brother Tow Dogs. He can be very useful when your schnauser breaks down in the middle of nowhere…

heehee.

Aaaaannnd we’re officially off-topic. Woohoo!

You obviously haven’t heard the joke, gosh darn it.

Kid: “Mommy, how do Indians name their children?”
Mom: "The father names the child after the first thing he sess after the child is born. That is why your sister is named ‘Blue Butterfly’ and your brother ‘Dancing Fox’ "
Kid: “Any my name is…”
Mom: "Yes, ‘Two Dogs F-----g.’ "

Isn’t Tow Dogs the sequal to Snow Dogs???