Unbeknownst to me, I passed 7000 posts. Wow.
Esprix
sends in the dancing boys
Maybe you could celebrate with an Ask the Gay Guy V, even though I have nothing to ask. Just thought you’d like the attention, you One-Trick Pony, you. 
Oh, is that how you bump up post counts quickly, the Ask the Blah de Blah?
Hmmm…
(ivylass sits back to ponder what she’s good at to host a “Ask Me” thread)
“Ask the ivylass!”
“Dear ivylass: are you covered in ivy?”
“Dear ivylass: did you misspell your name and intend to say you weren’t a weed?”
“Dear ivylass: if I nudged you in the morning, would you…”
Dear ivylass: do you hope to one day get to 7000 posts, too? 
Go fer it, babe!
Esprix
Pffft. I still got you beat, 'sprix
Congrats, Esprix.
::Applauding wildly::
I realize stalkers generally prefer the skulking-in-the-shadows gimmick and whatnot, but I didn’t want you to forget I was here. I do consider your feelings, precious.
Now if you can post on live journal with the same energy as you do here, I’ll be mightly entertained.
Ah, but we have already had an Ask the Gay Guy V, but it was lost in the great erasure. So if Esprix started another Gay Guy thread, would it be ATGG V, ATGG V (version 2) or ATGG VI? 
Hope you’ve enjoyed the past 7000 posts, Esprix, and all that are to come!
Wow - didn’t know anyone still had a record of part V.
Esprix
sends in the dancing Asian boys, doing a kickline to “One Night In Bangkok”
Well, I’ll be damned (or danned). There IS a part V. God bless ye, Boardreader!
Esprix’s Gay?!
I thought those threads were about how to be an extremely happy person, and Esprix had a bunch of little niblets of happy information that he could hand out those who asked.
Who’da thunk it.
[sub]congrats on 7k, happy guy[/sub]
Ask The Gay Guy MMMMMMM.
no, no, and depends.
Yes, Esprix I do hope to reach 7000 posts one day. I’m hoping to hit 1000 before my year sign on anniversary and shake off this last vestige of newbieness clinging to me.
He’s clearly faking it.
Clearly. Now come here and let me SUCK YOUR COCK!
(Howzzat?)
Esprix
Do you like the taste of stale bread?