Probably because he is a closeted self hating nutball, like most of these anti-gay nutballs.
Sounds like someone tried to play his “pastors get free coffee” card, but Starbucks wasn’t playing along. They will rue the day they denied him his perogatives.
Uhm…bulls.
Does he also water his plants with sports drinks?
Its got what plant’s crave.
Heh. I once had a priest/minister/pastor try to get a discount by telling me what he did for a living. I said, “That’s ok, I’m still willing to do business with you.”
I’d be a better businessman if I learned to keep my fucking mouth shut.
Demon Semen Latte would be a great band name.
As would Demon Latte Semen and Latte Semen Demon.
Really, you can’t lose with those three words.
I was not at all shocked when I clicked on the link and found the “NYC pastor” was David Manning. Search his name on Youtube, hours of hilarity. This is the same cat who said Obama was gay, and pimped out women to get elected.
True dat. Even The Gimp gets outa the cage now and again…
So, how exactly do you get the demon semen? I mean, first you’d have to summon the demon, and then make a deal with him. What would a demon want in exchange for a couple of hand jobs a day? And then you’d have to get some minimum wage coffee jockey to whack Chaunzaggoroth off. Would they need asbestos gloves? Maybe a special container? Some demon porn?
Seems like an awful lot of effort to go through just to flavor up their coffee a bit.
Take the A train. It’s the quickest way.