I hate link dump threads. Even more than that, I hate link dump threads with deceptive titles, as this one is. Chad Ochocinco is changing his name back to Chad Johnson, not retiring.
Agreed.
Regarding the topic:
I’m legally changing my name to “Chad Johnson is an idiot.”
Agreed. Nobody should have to click the link to get an accurate impression of the thread.
Xema, please use descriptive thread titles, or if it’s a play on words, at least explain it in your OP in future.
So 85 has been 86’ed.
I think Chad still believes he has a shot at the Hall of Fame, and since he hasn’t been putting up great stats, he needs to start appearing like he’s focusing on the game more, and less on himself.
Good luck with that.
Very sorry. (I actually thought my reference to his new [old] name was a sort of explanation.)
Here’s the lead of the linked article:
Fuck Chad whatever-his-name-is.
Hey, it’s brilliant from an NFL perspective - three times the number of jerseys sold! He’s a marketing genius.
Actually, no. The loss on the now-nearly-worthless inventory of unsold jerseys with the old name is probably greater than the profit on the new ones.
Hey, maybe these become rare collector’s items.
No loss - if Chad stays with the Bengals, he has to buy the unsold jerseys. If he leaves to go elsewhere, they would have been surplus anyway.
What he said!