Everyone’s overthinking this.
I’m going to use a really crude analogy because it’s extremely apt and this is the pit and you get so…squishy…whenever anyone is a “potty mouth” around you.
I’m sure, somewhere on the Internet that their are pictures of people that insert incredibly large objects into their anal orifices. I wouldn’t know, but I bet it hurts to look at them. But those people in the photos didn’t get there all at once.
Maybe they started with a Q-tip, like watching Fox News in its early years. And that little lie, a hint of the worldview in which they mattered more than their bosses with their college degrees, felt good. And the lies got bigger, maybe pencil-sized, and that felt even better.
But at a point Fox News stopped. But they had an audience of people with carrots up their butts that wanted to feel something more. So free markets filled that market. And as the Republican buttholes expanded, so did the selection of media outlets that wanted to stretch them wide with the world where they were the only people that mattered. So they were primed when Trump took office.
There were so many lies and so many increasingly large objects being stuck up Republican buttholes, but these are the highlights
That first lie, the one about the size of his inauguration was the pencil.
His false protestations of innocence in RussiaGate was the carrot
The Zelensky phone call impeachment was the beer can
Then Trump lost the election and greased up the watermelon. And his fans took it, that big greasy watermelon in the butt sized lie, and liked it.
But a Republican doesn’t just get up one morning and say - “I think I’ll grease up a watermelon and stick it up my butt today. They have to be groomed to do that. They have to be primed. It helps if they spend their days around other people that stick big greasy watermelons up their butt. It normalizes it.
But, in polite society, people don’t like people that walk around with big greasy watermelons stuck up their butt, and sometimes they don’t want someone with a big greasy watermelon up their butt to be their friend or work for them. No one wants to listen to you when you have a big greasy watermelon in your butt.
Stop complaining about Big Tech and deplatforming and cancel culture. Stop complaining about haters and bigots. Stop acting so…butthurt…all the time.
You want a good job or nice friends or the ability to shop and walk through an airport in peace…
TAKE THE BIG GREASY WATERMELON OUT OF YOUR BUTT! STOP STICKING STUFF IN YOUR BUTT!
It’s very simple
We aren’t shunning you because of your race or religion. We aren’t shunning you because you live in the country or lack fashion sense. We aren’t even shunning you for your political beliefs, your views on tax policy or immigration.
We are shunning you because you insist on believing those watermelon-sized lies that you stick up your butt. It’s not normal. Stop doing that and you can re-enter polite society. But not until then.