I was in a convenience store last night and saw this sign above the counter:
WE I.D.
GOD FIRST
Others Second
me last
Peace,
TN*hippie
“Religion will make a man good— if he was a good man to begin with.” —Mark Twain
I was in an adult toy store at Valentine’s Day and saw the following sign over the collection of ball gags, cats o’nine tails, and other leather goods:
Please do not test the whips in the store. No spanking, please.
How very gracious.