Or on the other hand you could emulate another poster to the boards, Hector the Boneheaded, and post insults, inaccurate and/or deliberately misleading interpretations of posters with which you disagree, and gang up with 12 to 15 of your buddies to assail one lonely poster typing furiously trying to answer all insults that are being hurled his way, and correct all the erroneous bullshit being posted as to his positions on the issues, and then, once you’ve apparently been bettered, scurry off to another thread about another poster, raise the name of your more recent tormenter and complain that he is being mean and picking on you. Then say something like, I mean after all, there were only 15 of us, and we couldn’t beat him down, and now he’s being, well, you know…mean to me and making me feel bad about myself.
And then, if his opponent wants to compliment someone who has no email address, he comes on and posts a snide compliment to them as well, not by way of issuing a genuine compliment to the recipient but in an effort to chide his opponent for who knows what transgression that is.
Then, he pretends to reach a rapproachment with his opponent, but comes on instead a day or two later and makes veiled insults regarding his erstwhile opponent in yet another weak and cowardly display of his impotence as a poster. He belittles his opponent for posting to more than one thread despite the prevalence of many other posters on his side that post ad infinitum and ad nauseum to threads all over the place, and accuses his opponent of seeking attention when his opponent has naught but tried to state his opinion on a board where this is supposedly the idea, and then tried only to defend himself from the numerous (word fail) attempts to portray him and his comments inaccurately or dishonestly.
You could do what Hector does, but I wouldn’t recommend it. You’d be a wuss!
Re: Mensa. In my experience, membership in Mensa is not synonymous with intelligence (hell, they let me in). I first joined when I was 16, and then again when I moved to the DC area as a way to meet people, but I found both times that Mensans are for the most part socially inept nerds who use their membership as a justification for their exceedingly boring lives.
Frankly, this board gives me all the intelligent conversation I wanted from Mensa for a significantly cheaper fee.
I was going to post some snarky comment aboyut Duffer’s blatant attention whoring, but given my post now, that would be just a touch hypocritical of me.
In fact, I’ll help the old boy out…
Hey everyone, look at Duffer!
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Seriously, every single person I know on this board and IRL who believes this load of shit the admin is shoveling down our throats, is a dumbass or a moron. I don’t know a single intelligent person who agrees with the current state of affairs.
But duffer, it seems to me, was offering his membership of Mensa as positive evidence of his intelligence. All i’m saying is that membership of Mensa may not invalidate his opinions, but nor does it validate them, as duffer seems to believe. It’s just irrelevant.
This was exactly my experience as well, although I never did go to a meeting. One look at the magazine you get as a member was enough for me. What did they call it - the 2% solution. That is, the 2% of the smartest people come up with the solution to some problem or another, if I recall correctly.
But my very favorite aspect were the classified ads, which almost always had several from guys offering to sell their sperm so you could have a very smart baby. I may very well be confabulating when I recall that some of the alluded to their preferred method of delivery.
Sheesh, jarbabyj, you make me sorry I tread lightly in the rape/gun thread. Mark my name down with duffer’s as to having lost all of what was once a pretty fair amount of respect for you.
Give me a fucking break! Once again, we have someone completely distorting or outright lying about what I said. Give me a fucking cite where I ever said I’d gladly blow someone’s head off, short of trying to save someone else’s life?
Are you aware someone once broke into my house, while I was there, asleep, and in possession of a .38 pistol, and though this person roamed throughout the house for twenty minutes while I kept watch with squinted eyes, and indeed came into my bedroom and bent over me to the degree that his face was no more than a foot from mine, I didn’t shoot him?
Why? He was unarmed and didn’t seem a particular threat given that I was armed!
And finally after twenty minutes of this and starting to grow sleepy again due to the fact that he didn’t seem to be that much of a threat and that for all I knew there were others as well, I began to get out of bed in order to try to apprehend him/them or perhaps chase him/them off and then leave it to the police to find out who it was since the guy I was watching left fingerprints everywhere.
Funny I didn’t gladly blow his head off, isn’t it, you self-righteous airhead!
(See? This is what you get for calling people cocksuckers. Fuck with me, and I’ll fuck with you back! See how it works?)
Very well, did you know that I was raped when I was sixteen and still today don’t feel someone should have WASTED HIM while he was doing it? Remember, in that thread you didn’t say “fire a warning shot” or “threaten him with the gun” you said “walk up and waste him”.
Just because you didn’t blow someone’s head off in your bedroom doesn’t mean you aren’t willing to. And you’re right. I’m not in mensa, so I must be an airhead.
You really fucked with me there, pal. But please, get back to your love of duffer.
Well, proficiency at cock-stroking happens to be one of the perks of being gay!
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My comments on Mensa were about my impression of the organization and had nothing to do with you. I know, I know, this is your special moment, but it’s not always about you.
