Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

Yet another person seems not to have had a good connection when looking at my photographs. Pity that myopia and grainy connections have both become rampant.

[Sampiro is heard whispering loudly to his Security & Protocol eunuch something about “remove him the other guests” and “translate him to the tower til he is afforded time to reappreciate his judgment on aesthetics and to precisely how publich the sharing of information as to his habits of emission should be… and bring me another Yoohoo when you’re done”]

YAY! What do I win?

I still think of you as Drexel, like the university…

Woah! Are you serious? I am blown away.

And a fantastic Dopername to boot. How you doin’?

Er…you are 18, right?

I think that bubble pop electric said she was fourteen in the age thread over in IMHO.

So, yeah… you’re all ephebophiliacs, the lot of you.

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Seeing as how my adorable husband, Asimovian , has seen fit to post his pics, I’ll go ahead and do the same. However, pics of me are rather scarce since I’m usually behind the camera (and can delete pictures before they’re uploaded anywhere.)

Two self portraits taken just for the occasion. I love this t-shirt!
Looking spooky
My weird eye color
An old picture with longer hair (and proof that not everyone looks better with longer hair and their glasses off!)

OMG, The Venture Bros.

Loverly pictures, but that shirt steals the show. I want one so bad now.

Go Team Venture!!!

(I totally would have done the pose, but I don’t think it would have worked for the self-portrait.)

Why? Because I don’t have a 3rd eye? :smiley:

Now that’s what I’m talking about! That, to me, is the very essence of sexy. I don’t mean to flirt. You’re married, and I am too more or less, just without that piece of paper thingy. I have seen tons of threads over time that ask what is sexy? What appeals to the opposite sex? What do you want in a mate? Yada yada. It’s not boobs (in girls). Not butts (men and women). Not blond or redhead or blue or pink. It’s THAT look. That shit-eating-grin. That KNOWING look. My baby (Maureen - pic withheld under penalty of death) has it in spades. So do you. That is sexy! Rowwrrrr!

My, what big feet you have :smiley:

Fifteen, actually. (Yeah, I went and checked.)

Which at least means she’s more than half my age, rather than less than half. :dubious:

Wow am I late to the party. I don’t have a digital camera but hunting around I found a photo of me online at a paintball tournament. I was reading a map on the wall. Not lined up for a firing squad.

I won a stupid door prize and they insisted on taking this picture

Would you prefer Marty Feldman?! :smiley:

frantically googling marty feldman…who is he?..who is he?..

wha?

:eek:

Qadgop the Mercotan and Silenus in Palm Springs, where I discovered that his xmex-like snout is retractable. Prehensile, too! You ought to see what he does to a chili relleno… <shudder>.

May I ask which of you is which?

Appears QtM is on the left, silenus on the right.

Stuck at work, desperately looking for an excuse to procrastinate on my SERs. So here’s a couple of pics of me I hunted down :slight_smile:

What a tease!

'Course, it would help if I actually linked to pics. (damn you, trigger happy enter button)

Me at Masters Nationals in Oakridge, TN in 2004. I’m in the bow (behind the girl in front).

Me at the Head of the Charles in Boston in 2005. Once again I’m in the bow (and also looking out (bad rowing technique) at a boat that’s about to crash right into us).

Me at SW Regionals in Oakland, CA 2005. Second from the left.

Me in street clothes in San Francisco.