Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

[QUOTE=tremorviolet]
'Course, it would help if I actually linked to pics. (damn you, trigger happy enter button)

Me at Masters Nationals in Oakridge, TN in 2004. I’m in the bow (behind the girl in front).

Me at the Head of the Charles in Boston in 2005. Once again I’m in the bow (and also looking out (bad rowing technique) at a boat that’s about to crash right into us).

Me at SW Regionals in Oakland, CA 2005. Second from the left.

Me in street clothes in San Francisco.
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For some reason in looking at your pics I keep hearing the Billy Squire song The Stroke.

Me at my sister’s wedding a couple of years ago.

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
For some reason in looking at your pics I keep hearing the Billy Squire song The Stroke.
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You have no idea. There are sooooo many horribly suggestive rowing phrases out there, it’s not even fun anymore. And this gave me an idea for a thread I just started “what are the suggestive phrases in your sport/hobby/profession?”. IT’s over in IMHO.

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
For some reason in looking at your pics I keep hearing the Billy Squire song The Stroke.
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Really? I keep hearing a voice saying “Wow! What a bunch of hot women!”.

[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine]
Me at my sister’s wedding a couple of years ago.
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You’re a doll, but I’ll admit to being disappointed that you don’t look more like Katharine Hepburn on a throne on a barge. (Maybe at another wedding, perhaps as your olest son is married to your adopted daughter while your estranged husband and younger son look on in despair.)

[QUOTE=dre2xl]
Give me a break. I was 15 when I came up with the name. Now the cynical mid-20s me dares people to excel at underachievement, to make it easier to get the raises & promotions. :wink:
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Or else you’re a shill from Microsoft’s spreadsheet division…

[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy]
I think that bubble pop electric said she was fourteen in the age thread over in IMHO.

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:frowning: :mad: :smack: :smiley:

[QUOTE=tremorviolet]
You have no idea. There are sooooo many horribly suggestive rowing phrases out there, it’s not even fun anymore. And this gave me an idea for a thread I just started “what are the suggestive phrases in your sport/hobby/profession?”. IT’s over in IMHO.
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Heh, don’t feel bad, my job title is “Screw Machine Operator” and even though I make nuts, it has absolutely nothing to do with porn. :frowning:

There are way too many damn pictures of me.

Ok, here’s a few.

An updated picture of myself and my kids. Taken yesterday an the Twin Lights in Highlands, NJ.

Jim {now with 10% less fat*}

  • thanks to 7 successful weeks of dieting. :wink:

Wow! Good on you, What Exit?, you look great.

Here’s one of me looking kind of surly. Believe it or not, there’s an almost imperceptable smile under there. Smiling has never been my strong suit.

[QUOTE=fetus]
Wow! Good on you, What Exit?, you look great.
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Thanks, I have so much more to lose, but hitting that 10% goal, made me happy and I feel better.

I forgot to mention, LOUNE, when you look at this new picture, please note the T-shirts My son and I are wearing.

Jim

[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Thanks, I have so much more to lose, but hitting that 10% goal, made me happy and I feel better.

I forgot to mention, LOUNE, when you look at this new picture, please note the T-shirts My son and I are wearing.

Jim
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Keep up the good work, Mr. Jim.

You can get more exercise by chasing the Tigers.
why, for the love of god, are you doing that to the poor kid? give him a real team. let him know something about “sports” and not just “buy the best players!”

None of you know me at all. But I was sent here by LOUNE so I guess I’d better listen or else you won’t let me stay.

Might be easier to just send you to MySpace.

Please, no crazies.

[QUOTE=soulmurk]
Sorry, no pic… I already posted it. I just wanted to hear Misnomer scream.
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I said clearly attractive, sweetie. :wink:

I’ve come to the realization that my fist picture sucks and is out of focus.

I may need to take more pictures and smear my unattractiveness all over this thread some more.

[QUOTE=Misnomer]
I said clearly attractive, sweetie. :wink:
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[sup]Ouch, my fragile ego[/sup]

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Carlyjay]
Might be easier to just send you to MySpace.
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Jesus fucking … what the hell?? That link opened, like, 20 windows, tried to download something, and resulted in two warnings from my firewall about trojan viruses. :mad:

Did that happen to anyone else (before I posted this, of course)?