Oh Brownie, you're still a douchewaste!

Brownie sucks…

But more importantly, when and why did you change your name from Runner?!?

OK, so, I admit I don’t do much reading of newspapers beyond looking at the headlines while waiting in line at the local food store, but was Benghazi really ‘in the headlines’ these past few weeks? I’ve seen some rampant righties trying to make hay out of it, but not much in the way of headlines.

PM Marley and he’ll let you change your username for Halloween.

Ah, thanks.

For about a microsecond I considered changing my username for Samhain… but, naw, it’s perfect already.

:smiley:

I buy that. The guys who did it would have been no doubt massacred with a whole bunch of others as we let Ghaddafi have free reign. I can buy that.

The Lamestream Media has also refused to report on how Obama had Vince Foster killed, his real communist father, and the fact that the Queen and the Pope are both lizard people.

You might want to wipe that spittle off your chin if you want anyone to take your geriatric ranting seriously.

Condoleeza Rice says you’re full of shit–and said it on Fox, no less. Now let’s see you twist yourself into a pretzel explaining how she’s really just a librul shill and doesn’t know what she’s talking about. While you’re figuring out how to spin that, just keep right on fucking that chicken.

Stupid goddamned chickenfuckers, who knew they were so thick on the ground?

I wonder if Clothy thinks the 50+ people killed in the States by that “mild storm” are really just committed liberals who committed hari-kiri to make Sandy a big enough story to knock Benghazi of the front pages (or more accuately, whichever inner page its been playing on).

Go to hell.

Go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I got two elderly cousins on Long Beach Island right now. Nobody’s heard from them since Sunday. (I didn’t find out they were staying, until Monday afternoon. If I’d known they hadn’t already headed down to Florida for the winter, I would have called them up and begged them to leave.) There is no power, extremely spotty cell phone coverage. Nobody’s going to be allowed to return to their island for another 9 days; only emergency personnel are allowed because of ruptured gas lines and downed powerlines and other hazards. We very simply can’t find out if they’re alive or not until they contact us. They probably are, I’d like to think, judging by overhead video of the damage in their very local neighborhood, but their lives have just been turned into nightmares in any case.

Watch this video; everything in that first clip, from the yellow house off its foundation until they cut to Christie, is their hometown. The rest of it is elsewhere up and down the ENTIRE COAST OF NEW JERSEY. There’s an estimate of 20,000 people trapped in flooded buildings in Hoboken ALONE. Take a minute and flip through some goddamned pictures like these and say with a straight face that this storm was MILD and that anybody who says otherwise is trying to create a distraction for Obama’s sake or whatever. For christ’s sake, even Christie is telling Fox reporters to fuck off with their bullshit election politics.

I think Clothy is actually Mitt.

Well, Governor, what about cutting FEMA?

Benghazi, Benghazi, noun, verb Benghazi.
My bad for thinking he can stay on topic for all of one post.

Not a chance - Clothy is waaaaayyyy too consistent in his posting to be Romney.

Heckuva Job Brownie popped up to make a public statement and remind everybody about Katrina?

Does Obama have pictures of him in a compromising position with one of his Arabian show horses, or is he just more full of stupid than anyone who should be allowed out in public without a responsible adult guardian?

Taking disaster response advice from Brownie is like taking iceberg avoidance advice from the captain of the Titanic.

How can there possibly be anyone in the world who might care what Brownie says, about this or anything else?

If I’m reading that correctly, it doesn’t appear as if Brown did much wrong in the quoted text. He found a trainer who was giving liposuction (!) to horses, imposed sanctions, and then got sued by the trainer. The organization successfully fought off the first lawsuit but with more on the way and mounting legal bills, they decided it would more cost effective to settle than to fight.

Is that an accurate summary? If so, what did Brown do wrong?

Well, for one thing, he was head of an organization that had an official policy on horse liposuction.

Well, somebody gave him a radio personality job, so I guess there is some market for the whiny ‘it is somebody else’s fault that I failed in my patronage job that I had no qualifications for!’ crowd.

The fact that Brownie can get paid for being a whiny git is more proof that all those 47%ers who haven’t parleyed their own whininess into cash are just lazy slackers.

Then I read this story where this marshmallow stands by his comments:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/fema-director-brownie-weighs-disaster-article-1.1195126

I wonder if this guy is getting money under the table from the Obama campaign. He’s carrying the message of “we can’t go back to the same policies that got us into this mess in the first place” more effectively than speeches and millions of dollars of ads would.

Either the guy is a double agent or maybe some incompetents never get competent. They will screw up anything they get involved with because they just don’t get it.

My vote is, he’s a completely out of touch douchebag who doesn’t get it.

I mean, REALLY:

…clean water, food, shelter, functional sewers, medical attention…

It’s as if he ACTUALLY thinks everybody’s big problem is “oh noez, my electricity is out.”

I say we tattoo his “Obama’s responding too quickly” remarks across his forehead and drop him onto one of the barrier islands that’s still flooded and without gas, electricity, running water, and internet and phone services. From one of the overflying helicopters. Without a parachute.