Dayquil has a new commercial to which I’d like to direct your attention. Mom is sick and gets up to fix breakfast for the kids. She pours a quart of milk into the box of cereal, forgetting the bowls. The name of the cereal? If you look carefully, the name on the cereal box is…Crispy Toads!!! :eek:
The bastards! I’m not sure which to be more angry at: Daquil for displaying what is an obvious rip-off of my name, the cereal company for marketing a product with such a name, or the fact that I now know why cousin Fred didn’t make it to the holiday get together this year - he’s now part of a balanced breakfast!!!
Of course, as we all know, I’m the only one who stays crunchy in milk.
Poor cousin Fred…
I think you should sue.
You’re damn skippy I’m gonna sue! I’m calling Kermit, who was a friend of my 2nd cousin’s roommate back in college, and see if he can’t hook me up with a decent lawyer.
::guilty look:: Um…Crunchy? Yeesh…I know this is gonna sound dumb…but…:o
OK here goes! Whenever it’s dark rainy night, there is nothing I love to do better than snuggle up under the covers with a good horror novel, a Rolling Stones album playing, and a big bowl of…<gulp> Crispy Toads!! 
I’m sorry. I’m an accessory to the crime, aren’t i?
I’m not surprised in the least about cousin Fred getting into trouble like that.
We all know that he never toad the line.
::cane yanks Zenster off stage::
It’s ok, Zoggie. Nothing like a mouthful Crispy Toads. 
Or its sequel:
Sugary Tadpole Queavers
Of course that cereal box should read “Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Toads”.
Lightly killed and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Jack! You knew about this too?!
Why didn’t you guys stop me while I was chewing on Crunchy’s relatives. He is SO gonna kill me. (Hey if someone ate a fellow Zog, I would shoot now and ask questions later.) Ah, not that you should do that, Frog…
Think of it as natural selection - everytime they munch on Crispy Toads they are eliminating some of the competition.
Very true.
hmm… I like maggots and mud better…
hehe
dodgy
<GASP>
My own virtual wife (one of them anyway) condoning this behavior?! I’m shocked! Et tu, Zoggie?
These are my relatives! If you’re gonna kill them, at least munch on the ones I don’t like. Cousin Jeb, for example.
And wyldelf, I like to think, as the only one in my league, I have no competition.
Coming soon with Ram’s Bladder Berries.
I didn’t mean to Crunchy. I just got hooked one night, is all, is all.
I probably have eaten Cousin Jeb.
Besides, its…surival of the fittest. I saw on the Discovery channel and they would never lie. They said if an amphibian got the chance, he would eat me and everyone I cared about. [Emperor’s new groove voice]Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh![/Emperor’s new groove voice]
It ain’t the real thing without lark’s vomit.
Jeb? Isn’t he one of those Florida cane toads?
I thought you had that problem licked Crunchy.