No…what is it?
I can’t let my 100th post be a graphic description of mung. I am going to have to defer to SPOOFE on this one, as much as it pains me.
MR
Maeglin,
Congrats on the 100, you bastard!
[Homer]mmmmm…chocolate Christ on a cookie cross…mmmmm[/Homer]
sorry…I couldn’t resist.
Rose
Thanks, Tymp! I knew I wouldn’t have to post a special thread commemorating my achievement since I have loyal, devoted groupies who congratulate me unasked!
Regards,
MR
Wow, Maeglin already knows what munging is… I REALLY like you now!
Okay, munging… (warning: VERY disgusting)…
Picture this… it’s 4:00 AM, you’ve got a couple of loose-screw sickos, getting high and trolling the SDMB… after a while, they get bored and decide to go out and have some fun. They drive around for a bit until they find a graveyard. They search around until they find the grave of a woman, preferably “ripe” (about a year old… yes, that’s right, a year). They dig up the coffin and position the corpse on the ground…
(It gets worse… if you’re queasy already, please stop reading).
Guy #1 lays over the corpses’ chest, supporting himself with his arms and knees. Guy #2 positions his face down near the vaginal opening. When they’re both ready, Guy #1 kicks his legs out from underneath himself, depressing the chest cavity to the point that the vital (and squishy) organs are squeezed out the vagina. Guy #2 eats (that’s right, EATS) to his heart’s delight.
One can only begin to imagine the level of drug-induced stupor and inherent mental illness that someone like this would need to perform such acts… not to mention the health problems with eating raw, rancid, human flesh.
Anyway, that’s munging… Mods, Admins, if you think this is a bit too much for the message boards (even the Pit), feel free to delete it… but just let people know to E-mail me if they REALLY want a description (I’ll save this post if it becomes necessary).
Oh, and tell 'em it’s really disgusting.
… So it’s probably a good thing that I want to be cremated, huh?
Oh dear Goddess.
Learning about felching made me queasy. Learning about squicking made the back of my head explode.
Munging?
Remember that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the guy’s whole face just melts off his skull?
SPOOFE, do you have any idea how difficult it is to type when your eyeballs have just become a disgusting pile of congealed goo on the keyboard? I can’t see, the keys are really sticky, and there’s no way in hell those little keyboard wipies are gonna clean up this mess.
And I’m out of Spray ‘n’ Wash. Dammit, how am I supposed to clean the rest of my face off my shirt?
That makes for a good gross story, but I would think that you would just split the corpses belly or abdomen.
It might work. I just doubt that all the guts would squish out the the vagina.
Yeah, really. I mean, has anyone actually tried that, or was this the product of a bunch of people sitting around on alt.people.who.have.no.lives.except.for.thinking.up.gross.shit trying to one-up one another?
Felching is actually done. Squicking? Well, that’s bullshit too. But this one is the absolute stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Who the hell is going to do that? Do they LIKE the taste of formaldehyde?
So what the hell is squicking, anyway?
Yo Lexi, think skull-fuck.
I dunno, it sounds like bullshit to me. But, it definitely gets a 9.9 on the scale of grossities. Only one thing scores higher. Something which you couldn’t even pay me to talk about. It’s also bullshit, but it tops every thing else I’ve heard.
I don’t know what’s worse…the thought that people do this, or the thought that ENOUGH people do this that there’s a name for it.
Hey, sounds like fun. Is that an open invitation?
Tymp said:
The perfect gift for those who find religion hard to swallow.
I forgot about this thread and I wanted to see what munging was so I went and looked it up.
::throws away ice cream::
I hate you people.
Yes I know I asked. And no I really dont hate you people. But come on cant we think of anything happier?
How bout the IPU finding and IBU and they get married and live happily ever after or something?
I believe that’s called “Vooving”.
Oh no, I just coined the new insult for the Pit… “Go voove yourself!”
Okay, maybe not.
Bastard! I start a thread to decry the excessive use of new, trendy obscenities and you come along with a new one?!?! You, SPOOFE, have earned the right to be summarily poked in the eye.
I’ve had enough. Here’s your final fix, ya bunch a coitus junkies:
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Can we move on now? Felch is still a perfectly good word. In fact, it’s much more versatile. So, felch yourselves, you felching felchers! Continue with that fuck and shove a straw up your ass. All this felching fucking is felching everywhere. Pluck the penises out of your asses, get to felching, and have a felching enema, pig felchers!
FELCH!
Oh, I think you could’ve resisted, punk, but you didn’t. In stead, you’ve perfectly illustrated the point of my OP. “Felch” can never be effectively substituted for “fuck” in the original post without making the poster look like a complete fool. Thank you for your kind self-abuse for the sake of furthering my intentions. In return for doing me this favor, I’d offer to lend you a few IQ points, but I suspect that I’d never get them back uncorrupted. So, in stead, I’ll offer you a summary eye poking.