nen–
i shall have to agree with tymp, my dear. in terms of a)versatility, b) having others understand you and c) avoiding the severe ickiness factor, fuck reigns supreme.
i don’t think we would have wound up married if you were always asking me, “nice shoes, wanna felch?”
I’ve found that the classic Full Metal Jacket line on squicking is useful:
“I will gouge out your eye and skullfuck you”
Now take out “eye” and “skull” and replace with any word appropriate to the situation. My personal fav is:
“I will gouge out your antidisestablishmentarianism and antidisestablishmentarianism-fuck you”
But others work great too.
lilah, although I wholeheartedly agree with the superior versatility of the word “fuck” and also concur with the effectiveness of the pick up line, “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”, the point of my post was soley to irk Tymp.
Tymp, first and foremost, diction seems to be a severe issue with you. You contend that the word fuck is far more versatile than the word felch. As I stated previously, I concur with that assertion; however, perhaps you should consider giving up archaic word usages for common parlance (i.e. utilize the word “instead” in lieu of “in stead”). Secondly, although I appreciate your generosity, one cannot donate what one does not possess. I should think that corruption of your two remain axons would be the least of your concerns. Perhaps you could get some charge running between them by rubbing them together.