Ah… Well, then… er… ah… um… blush … whatever cranks your engine. 
Darn hamsters don’t want me to post this for some reason. Third time’s the charm… and here’s hoping it’s not multiposted.
No worries WhiteInk… I’ve already admitted to owning a swing somewhere… I have a lingere collection that needs its own dresser and a couple posts up I admitted to some other toys…
If anyone’s going to be thought of as the Perv of the thread it will be me… its always the quiet ones ya know!
I liked it before when y’all were talking about stilettos and fishnet stockings. 
Sorry 6… I don’t own a single pair of stilettos. I do covet a nice pair of F-Me boots but I could never walk in those heels and there is nothing sexy about a trip to the ER with a broken ankle!
Hee Hee! Back when I was in high school (late '70’s) my sister and her friends used to go out bar-hopping. She’s a year older. They called them their “Catch-Me F-Me” shoes.
my feet are way too bitty for stilettos. They just don’t make them for midget feet. Besides, me in stillettos gets awfully close to venus of willendorf, and lets just not go there, m’kay?
Man, this joint is dead when Wyatt’s not around…
A random thought… I wonder what other people think of this thread… one’s who might have read the first page and weren’t really interested, or people who never opened it at all… I wonder what they think when it keeps bobbing to the top of the SDMB sea. Dammit Dreamer! I’ll never think of that acronym the same way again! I also wonder how many silent lurkers are following every page? :eek:
But then, I really have too much time on my hands…
I have to say this… since I’m talkin to myself tonight… I just got another picture in the mail… God Almighty there are some gorgeous women in this thread!!!
~huge hugs~ Ok honey, I’m here. I’m sorry I am so late, I got very busy after lunch and got off work almost an hour late.
I sent you an email…I’ll reply to everything else momentarily.
Why do I always miss the good stuff?! I lurked and lurked, but missed THIS??!!
sigh
Busy day ahead at work, but…
**if6** - any interesting photos? Who's sending? The only time I ever sent a photo was waaaay back when **Max Carnage** started a thread, but I submitted after he'd maxed out his photo pages. Extremely rare that this bit of ectoplasm makes it onto film, I must say...
You work in a lab? Complete with Techs? I can see the Dilbert-ese potential, here… GREAT place to throw some extra estrogen around… 
I hope everything works out okay with you and your sweetie, Maureen - been there and done that too (although since future years saw a divorce, I admit I don’t regret it quite as much… :p)
Oh Maureen, I think we’ve all been in that position. Sometimes I just want to tape my mouth shut (or my fingers, too). I can sound pretty sarcastic even if I’m just joking. But if this is your sweetie, he knows you enough to know “tossing one off” is part of who you are (and as someone has already said he probably loves you for the same quality, amongst other things) and that you weren’t trying to be hurtful. Lots of apologies and do something special that you know he loves and maybe a really nice card and some special food. Greet him at the door wearing nothing but Saran Wrap with a bottle of chocolate syrup in hand. Have the whip cream handy with a cherry for strategic placement. Don’t just be sorry, be Maureen-sundae sorry.
Seriously, hope things are better this morning.
ROFL! I’ve finally made my mark here! giggle
I’ve often wondered the same things if6.
Casper, I think Tanookie’s admissions may have been back in the Spit & Swallow thread.
The infamous SnS thread and a few others …
I think most non regulars to the club gave up at least 20 pages ago and just Roll their eyes at the title whenever it pops up to the top of MPISMS. They’ve given up as they know even when they try and pit dave over the innanity and sexual content of his threads it devolves into this same flirty conversational stuff for pages and pages!
How did I miss this one? Darn work getting in the way.
God, I never thought of that. I wonder if she did especially since her husband is her son’s father! :eek:
I’m all for a little kinky, but I think that would be over my edge.
Anyone heard from Maureen? just wondering how she is today…hope her today is better than her yesterday.
6 - I’m thinking it’s funny that you think think a joint full of women is dead and miss Wyatt…I’m beginning to wonder about you amico! Maybe you need to take a road trip to TX and let me and Jaade and casper show you a few things!
Guess who managed to email me today?..twice…I’m not answering. Fecker…I mean I’m torn a part of me says we aren’t REALLY broken up until I tell him to his face to shove off but another part of me wants him to twist in the wind and wonder WTF is up like I have been.
cough… I called in sick again today :rolleyes: See “What can I do to get fired?” thread…
Casper, I’ll trade pics with anyone. But you can’t send me that one on your www button… e-mail to come…
Mo as Dilbert… somehow I don’t think that captures her… essence.
And Mo, I never did say anything about your problem yesterday. I really hope things work out! Like Salem said, if he’s your beau, the Maureen-sundae idea sounds like a winner. It would work on me. If he’s just a friend, that’s still good advice, do something for him that he really likes. Something special. {{{{{{{Mo}}}}}}}
WHAT women? White Ink posted about 9 pm last night and then NOTHING. And I was up til almost 4am. At least when Wyatt’s here y’all come out of the woodwork to kick him and send him for ice cream!
That road trip to Texas sounds like a good idea. We’ll drink ourselves silly and swap stories.
BTW, let Studmuffin stew for a while… but IIRC you haven’t actually told him it’s over yet. Eventually you have to reply. Be strong! (That’s like telling Marilyn Monroe to be sexy!)
Morning all. How’s everybody? I wasn’t planning on being at my desk today, but second and third thoughts told me it probably wouldn’t be terribly compassionate and/or caring to drag patients through my hell…they’re going through their own.
Hiya, spook. Yep, I work in a dialysis unit attached to a lab. Although, since June-ish, I’ve been working in the utilization review/business office. And yes, instilling terror in a lab tech who’s over a foot taller and better than 100 lbs bigger than me does give one a warm tingly glow. My heart’s just not in it today.
White Ink, what can I say? Some times I don’t even think I have one of those pump thingies, black or otherwise. And, no offense taken, hon, being confused for your twin is high praise.
Salem, that is possibly the best make-up recipe I’ve heard in years. I think Dove even makes the right kind of hot fudge… so long as I don’t heat it up too much.
Jaade, thanks so much for the email. It helped this morning. Truth to tell, when I saw I had a message I was kinda hoping it was from someone else, but…lord, that man can be stubborn.
sorella; What the hell are we doing? We give killer advice, the two of us. Then we don’t follow it. Honestly, I don’t get it. Treat a guy like something you just scraped off the bottom of your shoe, and he follows you around like a puppy. Give him everything he could possibly want, shower him with love and attention, treat him like a god, and you might as well be signing your own death warrant. MEN!!
6, thanks. You’re a gentleman, sir.
So, calling me a gentlman is a put-down? jk I couldn’t resist…
God you are SOOOO right what is it with men??? After that birthday present and he freakin ignores me? That fucking bastard??? !!! But remember when I didn’t pick up my cell until he called me like 12 times, oh then he was like putty in my hands – what a psycho.
Okay…I’m going to be really, really bad and let you guys read the email with all the pertinent info xx’d out…he acts like nothing ever happened…read this and tell me what you think. I just ignored it like I never received it. After all, that’s what he did to me right?
I’m fine, thanks. I have been so busy at work I have just been working and going home to crash I haven’t had time to think. I am notoriously bad about the cell phone-I often don’t carry it, and so I don’t realize when I’ve got calls. And right now the phone at home is tucked away in the office, and I don’t always check it for messages either. Anyway.I’ve worked every night since Friday until 2200 - 0200 for a technology rollover, and for federal end-of-year. (Shouldn’t I have left that behind when I came to corporate America?)
What does weekend look like? Maybe we could do Saturday night, but I don’t know how much energy I’ll have.
Hope your week is going well I miss you,
Studmuffin
Of course he compeltely dismissed the fact that I left messages on his home phone and emailed him at home and work. Okay so he’s busy but he knew I was trying to reach him. I’m betting he is pretty sure I am ready to dump him too but do you see how he has set himself up to be the innocent victim here? Like he has just been such a hard working man and if I dump him I am just being unreasonable b/c he hasn’t had time to call me…does he not get a lunch hour? Grrrrrrr I don’t know what to think, and I don’t know if I bellieve it or not either. Are any of you computer geeks? Does that excuse fly?
BTW Maureen, I am sooo happy to hear from you. I thought about you all night last night. It sucks to be us sometimes doesn’t it! I wish we could really go have a beer sometimes. I’m serious, we seem like we would just get along so well. We are two peas in a pod!
Mipiace, I just don’t think I’d fall for is BS. If you were only calling his cell, maybe. But you said you did much more than that. He knows he’s on the outs and is trying to make himself look good. I say kick him to the curb. You can find someone who’ll treat you much better. JMO of course.