ya know, I really should patent this idea…
I was thinking nose clips… nose snorkels really IS a good idea! They could even have… attachments! 
It would have to have a flexable tube to breath through with a bobber at the top to keep the open end afloat dispite any head turning that may go on…
Opti
I take it that that you are not applying for this internship, but rather it is a thing already arranged by your professor, right?
In which case, you’re just confirming details, right?
If that’s the case, then I think it reads fine … though the suggestions about softening the wording would all be fine, too.
Best of luck!
Yup … the Official D.Bear Hot Tubbin’ Nose Snorkel
We Have a Winner!!!
Where can I get one and how much does it cost?!
Yep, Wyatt, that´s exactly the case. The professor knows the doctor and kinda arranged it. But somewhere along the way, the communication broke down as I never received an answer on my first e-mail, which I sent on the 9th of September. I am having a bad feeling and now I worded my e-mail like this, to actually provoke an answer, by posing questions.
Ronco International presents… The Official D.Bear Hot Tubbin’ Nose Snorkel! Now you can have this amazing fun machine for only $19.95! Gauranteed to be a hit with the ladies. OR the fellas. Underwater fun is within your reach.
But wait… there’s more! If you act right now, we will include, totally free of charge, the Perfect Pleasure Package! A wide and wild assortment of attachments to please even the most discerning fellatiist (or fellatiiee!)
Act Now! This offer won’t last. Order two for the unbelievable price of $32.95! Nearly a 20 % savings! Call now! Operators are standing by.
Offer void in UT, MN, and AL. State tax may be applicable in MA, PA, OR, IL, VA, TX. Warning! Certain aplications of The Official D.Bear Hot Tubbin’ Nose Snorkel may be illegal in many states. Offer available to those 18 and over only.
You can get the Nose Hose[sup]TM[/sup] from me. The Nose Hose[sup]TM[/sup] itself is only $14.98 +8.25% sales tax. However, you also need to make two appointments so that I can make a special nostril cast for you. The first appointment is to make the cast and the second appointment is to make sure that we get a good fit.
Since nose snorkelers can be underwater for up to 90 minutes at a stretch, it’s really a good idea to make sure that the NoseHose[sup]TM[/sup] fits appropriately. The $350.00 isn’t too high a price to make sure that you don’t drown.
HEY, Mr. 69 patent Jumper! The Nose Hose[sup]TM[/sup] is MY invention! only I get to sell it.
Y’know, this happened to Joani Blank too! Youse dudes is always rippin’ us wimmin folks off!
I’m just tryin to sell YOUR product, White Ink! I’m not tryin to rip-off youse wimmin folk. Who better to sell your… wares than Ron Popeil? He sold pocket fisherman ferchrissakes!
so… White Ink… is that ‘second fitting’ also a test run???
damn . I wanted to be the first one to fifty.
Anyhow,
If you mean, do I dunk you in water and see if you drown on the second fitting?
Y’know, that’s a really good idea!
Mr. 69, pocket fisherman ??? boy does that ever sound like a euphemism!
OMG LOL!!! Always sounded like that to me too!
Iknow there’s something in here somewhere… let me fish around a bit…
Okay, I go away for a few hours, and this place turns into a cheesy version of my favorite toy store!! Ron Popeil??!! Honestly, 6…make it battery operated and give the first option to Black & Decker.
Sorry. I was just trying to help. NM. F me. 
Oy. 6, I’m sorry that sounded so evil…I was told earlier that I can sound really mean even when I don’t intend to. Which I didn’t. But, I still think Black & Decker could make a come back with these things.
Oy. 6, I’m sorry that sounded so evil…I was told earlier that I can sound really mean even when I don’t intend to. Which I didn’t. But, I still think Black & Decker could make a come back with these things.
Then you could buy one at Home Depot.
well, if the shoe fits…
but seriously, jsut saying taht you are nto a typical male. after all, you have been a dog.
