My last defense… throw the blame on someone else… :o
I’m glad you’re making friends, 6. If anyone deserves to be treated gently by someone soft and sweet, it’s you.
Mo, you’re sweeter than a guy deserves…
shhhhh…someone will hear you!! Ah, well, nobody’d believe it anyway. 
Come to think of it, I have been fairly tame lately. Hm. Have to work on that…
Bwaha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! Perfect!!!
Great hints from bachelor ShotgunHeloise!!!
uh… how come put them in dry? Huh? Always thought 'leaving them to soak" was the point? So much to learn!
ha ha ha ha love it! … get a place with a guest room, Rocky, you’ll be seeing a Lot of me in the neighborhood!
I assume that is the ‘original’ spaghettios, not the ones with little wieners or anything? Right? Just wanted to get the recipe right! Would Hate to mess up a classic and traditional recipe!
And speaking of food …
My late sweetie was a nursing director. I used to join her for lunch fairly often. I’m convinced that nurses develop a digestive ailment that doesn’t allow them to actually digest a lunch, if they are not talking about the grossest possible stuffs! Never did get used to it … I drink this protein shake in the morning, with a buncha spirulina in it … so it comes up Really Green … which was pretty appealing to me, till I got imprinted with the image of just Where, and under What conditions, an intensive care nurse would encounter fluids that shade of green. Now, every morning, I have that image showing up in my untamed brain!
grumble all my secrets … share with friends, and the next thing you know, Everybody knows about it!
Yup, home made blue cheese is never a good cheese!!!
I’ve made a lot of it … chuckle … but I’ve never tried it!
OOOOOH! I know! Pick me!!!
grumble I already know, and I didn’t wanna…
*Contemplating little green frog pills *
Are they little pills shaped like green frogs? Pills for little green frogs? Green pills made of little frogs?
Joins Rocky In 6’s home state
Mo, my weekend was nice, spent in the company of good friends. And Saturday night, I was with friends and had no kids with me and no other weights hanging on me and I got to be a real person, just me. I’ve been making strides in being able to do that on a regular basis. And it feels damn good.
I wanna be a real person, too!!!
I dooooOoooOooooOooOoOOoooooOoOoooOo!!!
I so do! (Looks around for the magic chick that helped out Pinocchio … then stumbles in his arms-out-zombie-shuffle over to check how the hot-and-sour soup is aging in the fridge … next to the home-made blue cheese…)
checks out his
“chicks dig
for zombie guys”
T-shirt in the mirror. hum … same color as the cheese … now, That’s attractive …
poof You’re a Real Boy. But watch out when you lie, it may not be your nose that grows now.
Is it true that Zombie’s are really big stiffs? Maybe I should reconsider poofing Wyatt
I thought the lying was because of the growth of a certain non nose appendage. I didn’t realize they needed to lie to get to that state!
Oh and you want to talk disgusting? I just had a baby and not the conventional way! We like to romanticize childbirth but it is gross. Anyway Parallax got the tour of my innards again. “Look a fallopian tube.” “This is an ovary.” They showed him everything I had in there! He watched them separate out and tie and snip said tubes. There will be no more babies here! Oh and the recovery part … may I say that nurses do not get enough pay or respect.
Normal old Spaghettio’s people! No wieners or meatballs or anything else. Mock my recipe and I’ll spike the frog pills with colace!
With all you guys planning on moving to my home state I’m guessing property values are going to plummet! I hope Wyatt brings a pooper scooper and someone to pick up the body parts so those aren’t littering the sidewalks too! Zombified dog boys; what is this world coming to?!
tanookie, ya know Vienna Sausages or Spam could replace the hamburger in your recipe. And I’m assuming you meant powdered mashed potatos…
mock, mock, mock, mock…
dried frog pills?
How’d ya get dried frogs to take pills?
:dubious:
Mashed potatoes come in a non powdered form?
You’re talking to a girl who grew up on powdered milk as well. If it didn’t come powdered in a box my mother didn’t know how to make it!
My parents got a microwave when I was a teenager and ‘new’ microwave products were all the rage. NEVER microwave biscuits even if the package insists you must. I almost gave my brother a concussion with one when we discovered no one could bite them and decided they made great frisbees.
I have nightmares thinking of the many ways my mom butchered food growing up. She’s beyond that now as her stove doesn’t work right and I think the microwave died years ago so she’s on an all take out diet. (Not that I’d eat ANYTHING that came out of her kitchen anyway as that place would make the roaches run in fear)
Well you see once upon a time I had a room mate, and we were playing kitchen chicken. That’s where you just let everything pile up until someone can’t stand it any more and does the dishes, etc. But this time I had him. I went out and bought paper plates, plastic bowls, glasses and silverware (no they were real spoons, forks, and knives no sporks). I washed one pan and one skillet and kept them in my room. Eventually I had to wash them in the bathroom sink ‘cause you couldn’t reach the faucet in the kitchen any more:) He however just kept using the dishes and piling them in the sink. Filing them with water to “soak” as the common wisdom goes. Imagine cheese dip made of velveta and chili microwaved. Leave about half an inch in the bottom of the bowl. Fill with water. Age for THREE WEEKS. Eventually the kitchen smelled so bad it HAD to be cleaned up. When he confronted me with this I said “Hey I haven’t left a dish anywhere in the kitchen but the garbage can since the last time I cleaned it all up. It’s ALL YOUR’S” He couldn’t believe it until I showed him my stash of plastic ware, and my clean skillet and pot.
SO if you just let the stuff dry it may be harder to get off, but it won’t make the whole house reek if you leave it sit for a few weeks. Having said that here’s a real bachelor dished hint. Cook everything on the grill
Vanilla Getting frogs to take pills is easy, gluing them to the flies is the hard part. Oh you meant DRIED frogs, well you have to water them first, or their tongue won’t stick to the fly in the first place
My sister told me the worst was operating on burn victims, normal surgery was a releif by comparison.
Yeah, SGZ, I can imagine that would be awful. Burning is the worst thing I can think of to have happen pain wise…
I was being mostly joking… I’m 3 weeks post surgery and about 90% recovered. It’s mostly how we think of birth as such a beautiful experience that I was poking fun at. Babies are miracles but I really wish the stork brought them!
SGZ, you’re reminding me of the days I cleaned an apartment for some batchelors as a job in college. shudder We won’t even talk about how long I was there the first week trying to find the flooring in the kitchen ( 5x7 area of floor too clean took 5 buckets of water!) and I still get sick if I think about their bathroom too much.
Tanookie I know what you mean. The only “miracle of birth” I have witnessed is kittens and puppies, but it’s a pretty messy buisness.
Simple Dreamer Yeah that was a long time ago. I’m not sure I could play kitchen chicken any more.
Interesting, interesting. We just lost several posts. That’s weird. I was just checking to see if anyone replied to a post, and imagine my surprise to see not only my post, but the posts I was replying to missing. Weird
Then THIS post didn’t show up what IS the world coming to?