No, no Maureen Speil chucking is in fact a major POLITICAL event 
At least for Dan Quayle it was
Dreamer, link to the LJ? Pretty please? With sugar[sub]or honey[/sub] on top?
Salem, you’re evil. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much. 
The www button on all my posts will take you to my LJ. 
Salem, hit Dreamer’s www button. She LOVES to have her buttons pushed!
Me too, mee too!! someone push my buttons!
Mipiace, I thought you liked to have your buttons popped… evil grin
LMAO I meant SPIEL as in to talk volubly or extravagantly.
Thus spiel chucking… Well you get it…
But I speiled it wrong
Ack! He typo’d the typo?
see…told you. Wayttaxaphagia. Now the whole board’s gonna get it, we’re infected…
Oh, dear God! How bad with this get Maureen? sob
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SD, honey, there’s no way of telling. We should try to quarantine the area, but, knowing Wyatt, he’s already typo posted half of MPSIMS, and close to a third of IMHO. The best we can hope for, casualty wise, is around 60%.
heavy sigh… Til it’s over, we’ll just have to sit here and endure the lurid, wildly inappropriate, fever induced posts and the godawful syntax. We’ll know it’s starting to wind down when we start seeing PIMF again.
I Have NOT erred!
Typed one handed, yeah, or with my nose, if, like, the pizza was really hot and soft and I had to hold it with both hands
… but Never with my ear!
Never, I tell ya, never! I don’t care What Nomaardvark Says, IT never happened! Not with him, and not with that cute little girly-vark that visited for the birthday party! Never happened! And ANY photos you’ve seen or heard about? … those never happened, either! They were photo-shopped, I tell you
… oh … wait … yeah … typing … ears … never mind …
hum … so who would I cast as my typos … hum … I’d want to cast either Sean Connery or What’s his name the famous Darth Vader voice … you know from Field of Dreams … Yeah, one of those dudes, cause, then my typos would sound So Kewl and have such a great voice!
Gotta Love a memorable male voice! (really, its in the rules, look right here … “Ladies, does he have a memorable voice? You have love him!” from The Unequivocal Rules of Love, 21873[sup]rd[/sup] edition)
Oh, wait, has that second guy passed away … then I’d go for the living one. Cause my typos Definitely have Not passed away! grumble
arr arr arr arr ha ha ha …
So, now ya need to get your dad a little boom box so he could play that song "workin’ on the cane (“chain”) gang … " endlessly!
I think we ALL need to come to town to celebrate and help!!!
Just to make sure you break your fast with … plenty!!! I’d be happy to join in with this whole crowd to make a large
“make TaNookie (and everybody else) VERY Happy” pile!!!
Wesson Oil Paaaartyyyyyy!!!
very quietly raises hand to claim the video rights, before anyone else thinks of it…
I’d like to thank all the little people who helped get me to where I am! Without all of their help, I could never have had such a memorably named disease named after so unmemorably named me! I’d like to thank my mom, without whose labor, I’d never have been able to be here, and my dad, who’s genes lacked the ‘spelling and coding’ parts. And I’d like to thank Dave because there are SO MANY WHO would have simply let my little typos and coding errors slide by, UNNOTICED AND UNREMARKED ON … so that none of this ever could have happened … and to all the women who fall in love with guys in prison … I just want you to know, it is even more seXy to fall in love with a guy whose had a disease named after him … in fact it is even cooler to be a groupie for a guy with a disease named after him than it is to be one for a rock band …(getting louder over the music) … and I’ll read every letter, cash every love-donation check, and study every smutty self portrait very carefully … and you’re welcome to drop by with food, wearing nothing under
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({VISUAL:} Wyatt’s mouth continues to move but all we can hear is the band … several very large awards show security people come out and drag Wyatt off the stage … while he is still clinging to the microphone and talking, faster and faster …{fade to dark-- cut to commercial}
Did you see what they Did to me!?!?!??! I wasn’t done Talking Yet! Sheesh!
oh … and happy Nearly Halloween, everybody.
I have a thing about trick-or-treaters! I love to be a good house! 'cause I remember good houses fondly!
I play spooky sound effects out of the front upstairs windows … with two red LED’s glowing in the window like little eyes. Our neighborhood is So symetrical, with the houses so close and flat fronted, the sounds echo all the way up and down the cul-de-sac … (took me 3 years of trials to find the best echoing spot for the speakers) its way kewl! …
And, this year I’m giving out little personal sized micro-wave popcorn packages (all right, I saw a case of them in Sams Club {like CostCo} and it looked cool, so into the HUGE cart it went … on THAT $250 dollar computer-paper-plus-impulse-purchases binge in the big warehouse store)
So the first 40 kids get a package of popcorn and the rest get Tootsie Roll Pops … AND with either of those prizes, every kid (and any of the grown-up escorts that will take them) also gets a “dum dum pop” ( different flavored lollypops that look like a Tootsie Roll pop, but with no chewy center)
Gotta tell you the combination of a Tootsie Roll Pop and a Dum Dum pop not only looks like a real Bonus in my hand, but they make a Very Satisfying Thump as they land in the bag!
Ya can watch the greedy little eyes light up with the whole visual of “Two things … He’s giving me Two Things!” … ahhhh … takes me back to when my greedy eyes were smaller … actually, I think the science says the eyes were the same size, just the face around them used to be smaller … either way … takes me back.
I tried wearing a costume to answer the door, but found that didn’t seem to amuse the kids, it only seemed to confuse them … so gave that up.
That’s what I’m saying…
I’ll be ok I’m able to walk on it now without wincing.
At the moment…I’ve aged to the point where aches and pains bother me for longer periods of time than they did before.
so…I would say not like a cheese…I’m not old enough to be moldy yet. Not like a fine wine…simply because I do not like wine. Not like a mushroom…because that just sounds icky.
And mipiace took my car of choice already…I would be a cherry red 1969 convertible Mustang. Brings back memories of Nancy Drew…
I saw that in the store, but I didn’t get it. I have two huge bandaids on it right now, because I am wearing pants. Does that spray stuff hold up against fabric rubbing against it?
~grumbles~ Why does everyone have to make fun of me this week…the exSO has been calling me Skippy, my boss is calling me Hopalong…and add to this that I contracted some sort of virus on Sunday. I was running a fever, and partially lost my voice. My customers think it’s funny to ask me to repeat everything I say, or to speak up. It HURTS when I talk. Why do these people think it’s so funny? [/rant]
Sorry 6, what you said was cute, but it gave me the perfect opportunity to bitch.
On preview…Wyatt, my kids love it when the grown-ups are dressed up for Halloween.
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Are you sure the kids were confused? And maybe it wasn’t that you wore a costume but your choice in costume… kids these days aren’t really into bearded Shirley Temples with hairy legs
Only 2 pieces? I give out a handful. But then we don’t get very many kids here.
More coffee for Wyatt, please!
I’m working the back, who’s doing the voice?
You do crack me up.
Two pops and spooky music and glowing eyes? You are definitely one of the good houses, Wyatt. I want to come trick or treatin’ at your house! But do I have to wear my official Wyatt Fan Club outfit? It’s getting a little chilly and I’m afraid I might poke someone’s eye out.
Ok, excuse me while I push (and pull) some buttons and be evil with Maureen.
ever since i was a kid, i’ve always wanted to hand out razor blades for halloween.
“sorry kids, couldn’t afford the apples this year.”
:eek:
well it was funny when i was a kid. :smack:
BTW, Wyatt you do get bonus points for the individual pkgs of popcorn… very cool idea.