Oh, well don’t I feel stupid. If I had seen that thread I would have linked to it in my OP. I probably would have put the link right about the place I called him an attention whore. I’ll try and look more thoroughly in the future.
Holy fuck, I’m laughing now.
This post has been groped by a right smelly pervert.
Instant grits may suck, but instant SDMB classics are priceless.
Hey, man, I’ve been meaning to thank you for the nice words about me while I was out. I took a long break from SDMB, and when I came back I did a vanity search and saw how much you had missed me. Thanks!
I’d like to point out that since Bosda posted that thread, there have been no Moderator actions of any kind. No threads have been moved, no spoiler tags have been fixed, nobody has been banned.
Clearly, he is the lifeblood of this message board. We are crippled without his presence. Whatever shall we do? Wherever shall we go?
We’ll all just have to double up until he returns. Meanwhile, I’m in charge here at the White House…
[Chicken Little]
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
[/Chicken Little]
Yeah! I noticed you were back just yesterday. I was going to send you an e-mail, but the Bosda Crisis has taken up all of my time and online resources, not to mention quite a lot of money.
Man, I’ll be glad when the UN takes over on this, I am just about to collapse from the strain.
Oh my God! The calls are coming from inside the house!!!
I’m still going to look behind the refrigerator, because that’s what the folks over in GQ told me to do.
Where is Reeder when we need him. A good conspiracy theory would really bring all of this together.
Nah, things could be worse. What if we couldn’t reach Bosda by email?
::rereads OP::
Oh my God! The sky really is falling!
I believe you mean Chicken Little.
Why? What did I say?
He’s not in my desk drawer, either.
Though I did find an open package of saltines, and a can of pineapple tidbits. I now have hopes of survival until his return.
That’s it! Check Aruba!
So, are we going to call this Bosda-gate? (Let me run that by Liberal via e-mail…
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SHIFUCKENSTEIN! I forgot that this current web catastrophe has blocked most of us out of our e-mail accounts. What ever shall we do?
Ok…I’ve tried to contact my local police, the FBI, Miss Cleo, and my Magic 8 Ball. Nobody knows why he isn’t answering his email.
Someone hold me. I’m getting scared.
Everybody print out your e-mails and send them to me. I and Kevin Costner are going to distribute them all on horseback.