Did you know that it’s been reported that the sound of duck tape doesn’t echo?
Only if it’s not in some desert.
We can’t let EddyTeddyFreddy go off on her own searching for Bosda !
We have to organize a search party. Let’s see, we’ll need flashlights, provisions, native guides, LOTS of guns and live bait for trapping the miscreants who have stolen him from us. Who is with me?!
It’s quite…almost TOO quite.
quite what?
Quite quiet, of course. 
This post has been tricolored by Biffy Di’Chi of Tricolor!
Yes, it’s Man O’ Tricor. It’s real friendly just whatever you do, for God’s sake, don’t let anyone ride on it naked.
Actually, I did recieve one.
And I must take this with the good grace that I can.
Yea but was it from somebody who would have freaked out had you not answered untill a few hours later? I bet it was a mod/admin telling you how silly you are.
Thank Og you’re here. 
I think he took this (albeit deserved) Pitting with surprising good grace.
**Bosda’s ** a sweetie, I’m willing to forgive.
We are now in hour number nine of The Search For Bosda.
What you are seeing is a live shot of my computer screen, which I have set to auto-refresh a search for Bosda’s most recent posts every sixty-one seconds. So far, there has been no activity, but since I don’t want to waste valuable air time with nothing to show for it, here are some audio clips of me asking people about Bosda’s whereabouts.
Rufus: Hi. Do you know where Bosda is?
Random Person #1: Huh? Who?
Rufus: Um, well, I don’t know how to pronounce his full name. He’s a Charter Member of the SDMB? He went AWOL this morning and the mods and admins have been unable to reach him by email.
Random Person #1: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
I’m afraid the other audio clips give pretty much the same impression. No one in this part of the world has any idea how to get a hold of Bosda should the need arise.
All we can do is wait.
And hope.
After preview:
Fuck. Never mind. Show’s over. Move along. Nothing to see here. Goddammit.
[Warren Zevon]
Send lawyers, guns and money
HUH!
[/WZ]
See what I mean? You just have to drop the rolled-up newspaper. 
I emailed Cheney and his minion early this morning…I haven’t heard back from them either…
Coincidence?
That can’t be the real Bosda. Fox News just reported that he was spotted at a Burger King in Mississippi.
Hey hey! I found him! He was behind the couch the whole time!!
Eeeew. Now he’s all fuzzy.
:smack: I deserved that.
And here I was feeling all smart because I happened to read the About This Board forum for the first time in months RIGHT before I read your thread. Finally! Something to contribute! Alas, it was not so…
Who, this cop?
Fuck, they’re onto us!
Uh, er, I don’t know nuthin’ ‘bout no missin’ white boys.