Oh, that Legolas! What will he do next?

Anybody really want to know? Seriously? This is a real spoiler, from an actual view of the actual film. This is not a joke. You’ve been warned.

Legolas scales up a charging oliphaunt by way of several arrows embedded in its skin, takes out the riders, shoots an arrow into the beast’s brain and leaps to safety as it crashes to the ground.Really.

Nah, he’s going to find the Light Arrows and Silver Bow. As long as his magic meter holds out he should be o.k. (unless those damn blue, flaming skulls touch him, rendering him unable to attack).

He hasn’t done anything with flaming arrows yet has he? I’ll bet he shoots something with a flaming arrow to catch it on fire.

maybe also the bunny booties

He’ll whip out a 1920’s style “Death Ray” and whup everyone.

He’ll jump out of the movie screen and make mad, passionate love to me.
Yeah, that would be cool.

criminalcatalog, now that’s funny.
Snicks