“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it’s enemy action.”
Sweden stood with us after Bowling Green. Now we stand with Sweden in their time of non-need.
Oh my god. How horrible.
After each incident or accident you hear from people how God saved their lives by causing a fender bender so they missed their plane.
I had absolutely no plans to be in Sweden yesterday. But I fell down some stairs at home.
God works in mysterious ways.
I can understand lying about the election (electoral landslide, illegals stealing the popular vote) because he’s fragile little insecure bitch. And the birther nonsense was predictable because he’s always been a racist cunt. But what about the other crap? Did he just make up the “highest murder rate in 47 years” and the devastating terrorist attack in Sweden? Is someone feeding him fake news, or is his brain malfunctioning? Does he have an actual brain?
Also, what’s really wrong with his supporters? Are they just defective humans, or are they all brain-damaged sister fuckers? A combination of both?
As do those of us suffering in the aftermath of the Great Antifa Riot Of Los Angeles. Billions of bodies, rotting in our streets. It’s even worse than the millions of Al Queda that danced in the streets of New York following 9-11.
I believe a clarification of my point #2 is in order.
2) Stupid fucking angry people who are looking for a reason to be angry believe him.
Look on the bright side : the right has milked 9/11 for all it was worth, once upon a time. Now, evidently there’s no more need for *actual *human suffering to fuel the fear and loathing machine ! Progress !
We’ve decided to offer our spare room for anyone suffering from the devastation in Cincinnati that will likely occur this week. Be strong.
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Reading The Guardian article on this:
Trump must be sitting in briefings playing with his phone like a high-school kid, sending out victory tweets and occasionally looking up to make it appear he’s paying attention to the teacher.
Anyone want to lay bets on where the next imaginary attack will take place?
Duchy of Grand Fenwick
Vulgaria, or maybe Latveria?
Smart $ is on Cincinnati.
Either Elbonia or Nerdocromnesia.
Moon Base 12.
The diamond mines of Venus.
The American outpost on Jupiter.
CMC fnord!
Is he gonna hang up on Doctor Doom now? Bad move Donny.
It won’t be Lex Luthor. I’m pretty sure Trump sees him as a role model.
Eastasia, I’m guessing.