Oh the horror! First Bowling Green, now Atlanta! When will it end?

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OK Folks, Welcome back to today’s edition of* Unscramble the Scandal*!
It’s everybody’s favorite game show where you have to take today’s scandal as broadcast by the Trump Administration and find out where it came from!
As usual, scandals usually start out as broadcasts on rightwing news sources that are then filtered through our exclusive Trumpian Presidential Twittterscrambler in order to become Today’s Scandal!

We welcome back our current champion who was able to astutely note that the President’s latest Sweden twitter came shortly after the broadcast of a Tucker Carlson Interview on Fox News about-you guessed it!-Sweden!

Now for Today’s Scandal!..

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He’s trying to blame it on “the media” just like everything else. The fact is, he is just stupid and lazy.

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Woman on friend’s FB page: “There was too an incident in Sweden last month! Look it up!”

So we look it up. Yup, some right wing extremists attacked some refugees.

Not a peep out of the woman after that. :rolleyes:

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Me too!

As soon as I find that Allen wrench…

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Or he’s reporting that a Møøse once bit his sister…

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Can you please explain the allen wrench reference to me?

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sitting with Sweden

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There was also that incident on the train involving Inga from Sveden and a live gorilla. That poor girl. And all she wanted was help with her rucksack.

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I hear too many spirits is bad for that, actually. Better to drink only a moderate amount.

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And people buy this, and accept it. Trump supporters, I mean. Remember when the American people were smart? I miss those days, let’s Make America Smart Again!

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Here is Swedens contribution to the border wall

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All you need to assemble that Börder Wåll is an allen wrench.

That’s true for hundreds of the Swedish home store’s chairs, bookcases, other furniture.
Ikea ships almost every item with an allen wrench, to the extent that people wonder what they should do with all of them.

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Take up bicycling, where there’s no such thing as too many Allen wrenches. :slight_smile:

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I’ve worked in research labs for 20 years. A good percentage of colleagues have PhDs; they’re commonplace. I’ve never heard one brag about how, like, smart they are or how they have the best brain–trust them.

Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever heard Bill Gates bragging about how rich he is, either.

I guess having a baby carrot for a penis makes you insecure.

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OMG Sweden, are you fucking kidding me?

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You know what they say,

"tiny hands, tiny ‘carrot’ ":smiley:

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But at least it’s orange.