I can’t think of any time when my $14.95 was money so well spent.
Oh wait, I’m paying $7.50. My cup runneth over.*
*Psalms 23:5 for the conspiracy theorists
Are you kidding me?! Those are the most entertaining posts out there. I’d rather snicker my way through any number of insane numerological conspiracy posts than see yet another TMI thread about people’s anal lesions or whatever.
We shall have to put a hex on them.
But not until September
Is there a way to subscribe to a user? This could be an interesting 30 days.
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Tune in tomorrow for the next installment of this gripping tale of conspiracy and wank.
Who is that guy that who was claiming that Arafat was going to come back to life and be the Antichrist?
I’m thinking thee way kook fight.
I’m sure he has a newsletter you can subscribe to.
Sigh. I am surrounded by evidence that other people have access to much better drugs than I do.
On the Ides.
Thy way or the highway, eh?
Wait a minute. You want to take the representation of America’s pent up aggression and turn it into a hex symbol?
Witch! Witch! She’s a witch!!
This reminds me of a series of Pogo strips.
Since the swamp is pretty remote, nobody gets any mail. So, Churchy the Turtle took it upon himself to write letters to everybody just so they’d get letters. His letters were usually nonsense poems because he had run out of the usual mundane topics to write about.
The buzzard with the top hat and flapping lid started a conspiracy theory that Churchy was sending out subversive mail and was using secret code for some dire purpose. He read one of the poems aloud, and his audience said they didn’t understand it. He replied “Exactly! It’s the things that we don’t understand that are dangerous!”
So, some of the other nogoodniks of the swamp got together to put Churchy on trial, but he went into hiding. They put together a jury and read another one of his letters to them. Then they revealed it was the same thing forward and backward!
So the jurors got together in their rocking chairs and corncob pipes and decided yes, Churchy was definitely guilty. One lady said, “What’s he guilty of, hon?” Another one said “Lord, I been so busy, I never paid that no never mind.” A third one said “You can be sure he’s guilty of whatever it was, though. Where they’s smoke, they’s fire.”
So les, keep this up, and the swamp animals will get ya.
Keep this up and I may be forced to slap you with an octopus.
Jack
Oh grow up already! It’s a non-issue.
Dayum, I think we’ve finally found the guy who’s sending out all those spam messages with the random-word-generated subject lines!
To atone for this sin of cephalocide, I suggest you perform a novena.
I thought this thread would go a long ways towards explaining things, and then I realized that the username is different: Eleusis and lesous. Only one of these posters is tripping on mushrooms.
Oddly enough, the correlation you’d expect seems to be inverted, though…
Or the Pendragon, one or the other.
No kidding. If he manages to survive that long…
Oh well. It gives a lovely light.